"Only real men..."

[crimson5pheonix]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Only real men .. have the foursome in dragon age.

Lies! That is impossible, I have tried this!

Only real men.. eat cheese nips.

Only real men.. know when to quit.

Only real men.. have the Horatio Cain line. "Well men, it appears we have a case of... *pulls the sunglasses* ..real men. YEEEEEAAAAAH!

But only REAL MEN.. sleep in the nude.

 

[dagens24]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

Oh sure. As long as you don't enjoy it then you're totally staight. Think about it, isn't getting bummed and not enjoying the ultimate expression of manliness. If you don't get anally penetrated then for all you know you could totally like it if it ever did happen, but if you did get it up the poopshoot and didn't enjoy it then you KNOW you're a man.

That's not to say that gays aren't manly; they are. But only the givers.

 

[Chancie]

Only real men have a Y chromosone

Very simple and yet, I chuckled. xD

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

Oh sure. As long as you don't enjoy it then you're totally staight. Think about it, isn't getting bummed and not enjoying the ultimate expression of manliness. If you don't get anally penetrated then for all you know you could totally like it if it ever did happen, but if you did get it up the poopshoot and didn't enjoy it then you KNOW you're a man.

That's not to say that gays aren't manly; they are. But only the givers.

Alternatively, are you trying to rationalize something?

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Only real men still act like gentlemen around women

And here I thought I was alone. I do think that's why I get walked all over, though.

Here's a cliched one: Only real men...can admit when they're wrong.

Only real men...can wear a pink shirt.
Only real men...can challenge the predator to a fist-to-fist fight.
Only real men...can stare Chuck Norris in the eyes without their heads exploding.

Well, I'm in kinda the same boat there. I'm nice to someone, and a friend will crack some immature joke about it. Almost dropped one of them over it.

I admit when I'm wrong, not a big fan of pink.
I would drop that ugly crab-faced *****.
Dude, you're seriously stupid enough to try that?!?!?!
Prepare for a roundhouse kick.

 

[dagens24]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

Oh sure. As long as you don't enjoy it then you're totally staight. Think about it, isn't getting bummed and not enjoying the ultimate expression of manliness. If you don't get anally penetrated then for all you know you could totally like it if it ever did happen, but if you did get it up the poopshoot and didn't enjoy it then you KNOW you're a man.

That's not to say that gays aren't manly; they are. But only the givers.

Alternatively, are you trying to rationalize something?

Let's get something straight here; I love a good ass fucking as much as the next guy but I am NOT gay.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

Oh sure. As long as you don't enjoy it then you're totally staight. Think about it, isn't getting bummed and not enjoying the ultimate expression of manliness. If you don't get anally penetrated then for all you know you could totally like it if it ever did happen, but if you did get it up the poopshoot and didn't enjoy it then you KNOW you're a man.

That's not to say that gays aren't manly; they are. But only the givers.

Alternatively, are you trying to rationalize something?

Let's get something straight here; I love a good ass fucking as much as the next guy but I am NOT gay.

Okay Mr. Hostility. But that is a pretty funny one to begin with.

 

[dagens24]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

Oh sure. As long as you don't enjoy it then you're totally staight. Think about it, isn't getting bummed and not enjoying the ultimate expression of manliness. If you don't get anally penetrated then for all you know you could totally like it if it ever did happen, but if you did get it up the poopshoot and didn't enjoy it then you KNOW you're a man.

That's not to say that gays aren't manly; they are. But only the givers.

Alternatively, are you trying to rationalize something?

Let's get something straight here; I love a good ass fucking as much as the next guy but I am NOT gay.

Okay Mr. Hostility. But that is a pretty funny one to begin with.

That wasn't hostility I was sending your way, if you catch my meaning. /flex

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

Oh sure. As long as you don't enjoy it then you're totally staight. Think about it, isn't getting bummed and not enjoying the ultimate expression of manliness. If you don't get anally penetrated then for all you know you could totally like it if it ever did happen, but if you did get it up the poopshoot and didn't enjoy it then you KNOW you're a man.

That's not to say that gays aren't manly; they are. But only the givers.

Alternatively, are you trying to rationalize something?

Let's get something straight here; I love a good ass fucking as much as the next guy but I am NOT gay.

Okay Mr. Hostility. But that is a pretty funny one to begin with.

That wasn't hostility I was sending your way, if you catch my meaning. /flex

._. No thanks. I'm too busy scratching 5 places at once.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Only real men wear pink dresses and lip-stick.

Also, Only real men know how to not piss off women with a sexist thread.

and only REAL MEN know how to use there brain and leave things like that unsaid.

seriously,wtf?

What the sexuality thing or the sexism thing?

Only someone really confident in his sexuality could wear a dress and not be ashamed. (Let's stop here to note that women can dress like men but men can't dress like women because for women becoming more manlike is a step up in power but for men becoming woman like is a step down in power, thus gender is stratified with men on top. Ha ha, on top.)

As for the sexism thing, I just felt the need to point it out because a small part of me sees entrenched sexism and notes its bad and jumps on my brain until I do so.

Also, only a real man eats bullets for breakfast and punches chain-saw hand bears made of fire for fun. Only a real man can be a lumberjack!

 

[dagens24]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

Oh sure. As long as you don't enjoy it then you're totally staight. Think about it, isn't getting bummed and not enjoying the ultimate expression of manliness. If you don't get anally penetrated then for all you know you could totally like it if it ever did happen, but if you did get it up the poopshoot and didn't enjoy it then you KNOW you're a man.

That's not to say that gays aren't manly; they are. But only the givers.

Alternatively, are you trying to rationalize something?

Let's get something straight here; I love a good ass fucking as much as the next guy but I am NOT gay.

Okay Mr. Hostility. But that is a pretty funny one to begin with.

That wasn't hostility I was sending your way, if you catch my meaning. /flex

._. No thanks. I'm too busy scratching 5 places at once.

Only real men scratch five places at once.

 

[Amnestic]

Only real men scratch five places at once.

I can scratch twelve. What does that make me?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.

Suspiciously specific.....

Are you sure about that?

Oh sure. As long as you don't enjoy it then you're totally staight. Think about it, isn't getting bummed and not enjoying the ultimate expression of manliness. If you don't get anally penetrated then for all you know you could totally like it if it ever did happen, but if you did get it up the poopshoot and didn't enjoy it then you KNOW you're a man.

That's not to say that gays aren't manly; they are. But only the givers.

Alternatively, are you trying to rationalize something?

Let's get something straight here; I love a good ass fucking as much as the next guy but I am NOT gay.

Okay Mr. Hostility. But that is a pretty funny one to begin with.

That wasn't hostility I was sending your way, if you catch my meaning. /flex

._. No thanks. I'm too busy scratching 5 places at once.

Only real men scratch five places at once.

No, only Real Men scratch 3 places at once, God scratches 4 places at once, and Chuck Norris level individuals scratch 5 places at once.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Only real men have "milk" in their usernames. Congratulations.

Yeah, men like us are an exclusive breed.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Only real men wear pink dresses and lip-stick.

Also, Only real men know how to not piss off women with a sexist thread.

and only REAL MEN know how to use there brain and leave things like that unsaid.

seriously,wtf?

What the sexuality thing or the sexism thing?

Only someone really confident in his sexuality could wear a dress and not be ashamed. (Let's stop here to note that women can dress like men but men can't dress like women because for women becoming more manlike is a step up in power but for men becoming woman like is a step down in power, thus gender is stratified with men on top. Ha ha, on top.)

As for the sexism thing, I just felt the need to point it out because a small part of me sees entrenched sexism and notes its bad and jumps on my brain until I do so.

Also, only a real man eats bullets for breakfast and punches chain-saw hand bears made of fire for fun. Only a real man can be a lumberjack!

AN AWESOME QUOTE: he/she who finds rac/sexism where the is none is a rac/sexist themselves.


the only higher words of wisdom are "How bout a nice cup of shut he fuck up...

BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID."

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Only real men bump an old thread