Oprah to India: You still eat with your hands? o0

[BarbaricGoose]

Wait . When did ophra become a *****? She gives a lot of money to poor people . She gives a lot of things to her fans . She helped so many people over the years . She has helped share inspiring stories ...

She has always been full of it. I remember one time she had on a germ expert and she told him how much she loved these little towelets for use after handshakes and he looked at them and said "these might clean your hands but do nothing when it comes to viruses or bacteria". She ignored him, and went on to brag about how she was giving a box to everyone in the audience

She does nothing that isn't for her own benefit and all reports I've heard say she's a primadonna.

Like why the Oprah hate? Is it because she's black?

There is no reason for you to come to that conclusion other than a racial bias of your own.

No one should eat pizza with anything except their hands. The only people who get a pass are those without hands. If Oprah honestly implied she eats pizza with, I don't know, a fork, screw her. Seriously--this is an unwritten law. And it's LITERALLY the most important law in the world.

Yes, literally. Not figuratively--literally the most important.

 

[DanielBrown]

At least once a day. Using cutlery for sandwhiches would be pretty odd.

Perhaps Oprah is fed by her servants?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It depends on the food, but I tend to eat most food with my hands.

Also this is the only Oprah-related thing I know of.

I was going to respond to the thread but then I ended up laughing my ass off....

*ahem*

Cutlery, while nice, isn't always on the to buy list of the very poor. I don't see how this is such a shocker but I do think Oprah isn't nearly as worldly as she would think she is.

 

[Pinkamena]

I just ate a whole meal with my hands; it was fantastic. I pity poor Oprah, who in her wretched existence has obviously never once come across finger food.

I don't know much about Oprah, being a Briton as I am - but I've certainly never heard anything good about her. From what I know, she seems to run some sort of cult?

This video is fairly accurate.

 

[CODE-D]

Oprahs a *****....
She got lucky and makes sure everyone knows it.
Her celebrity built upon shut in housewives of my country who see her as a god embarrasses me.
and thats all I have to say.

I eat with my hands... frequently? I eat a lot of sandwiches. Also, Oprah being an ignorant ***** isn't exactly news.

Wait . When did ophra become a *****? She gives a lot of money to poor people . She gives a lot of things to her fans . She helped so many people over the years . She has helped share inspiring stories ... Like why the Oprah hate? Is it because she's black?

OT: i'm 100% certain in my mind that it didn't happen like that , and people just trying to male Ophra look bad . She is and will always be an African-American Hero.

WHAT?? no its not cause shes black. Why do you care that shes black?
Its cause shes a disconnected from society rich *****. Besides catering to the lowest common denominator on tv, bringing forth the abomination that is OWN tv(seriously how fucking vain is that), telling people what to like and how to act, televising her "charity" to the globe so we can see just how good she is and that in no way are these donations for improving her image or helping her financially GRRRRRRRRR
I hate I hate.....i hate....

but I dont give a shit that shes black, never have.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Why do so many Indians always want to study in England? Go to America - it's bigger and there is so much more stuff to do and see. England is a small island with a shit economy, a huge population and a cold weather.

I would much rather go to the states!

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Uh, I think people are missing the point with the "eating with your fingers" thing. I'm pretty sure that they eat, like, curry and rice with their fingers in India (at least the poor people do). That's very different to sandwiches or popcorn.

I was about to point out the same thing. People don't eat with their fingers in India because they make lots of burgers and sandwiches over there and it's more convenient.

It's actually a hygiene thing, one hand for sanitary stuff and the other for eating food. In a place like India this actually makes a lot of sense. Knives and forks could easily either go unwashed or washed with dirty bacteria-filled water.

OT: I never really cared about Oprah before, not to say I diliked her, I just didn't care. But holy crap this really shows how ignorant she is about the rest of the world. Especially the whole "we're number one!" on education.

 

[Socdemparty]

This reminds me of something; Back in the last American election, we in New Zealand were initially hearing about the fact that there might be a female president in the US for once. Then, Oprah appears on T.V. and informs us there's an African running too. We all quickly forgot about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama was the new big interest. So whenever I hear about Oprah, I reminded of how the US voted for her in the election.

Yeah, I know, that's a hyperbole, but all I know is I would never had heard of Obama if it weren't for Oprah making headlines (perhaps a statement as to what makes news here...)

OT: If what was written in the article was true, then it seems she's just saying some spur of the moment idiocy. People say dumb things all the time. Thing I notice most of all is that every internet forum feels the need to crucify people for mistakes. Alls I knows is I could care less about Oprah has to say about India, whether it's true or not. Let's all just ignore her, publicity will only make her stronger. Hell, if you could get people watching and clamoring over you by saying something stupid (and were making money off of advertisements or viewers or what have you) wouldn't you act up?

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

I've ranted before about how we don't need cutlery. Usually drunk, to my friends.

What food can't be eaten without cutlery?

Soup, rice, mashed potatoes, lentils, applesauce, ice cream, custard, pudding, mousse, jello, minced meat, beans, eggs, porridge, breakfast cereal, yoghurt... all things which would be much harder to eat without some kind of utensil.

God bless forks, spoons and the USA.

 

[WaysideMaze]

I've ranted before about how we don't need cutlery. Usually drunk, to my friends.

What food can't be eaten without cutlery?

Soup, rice, mashed potatoes, lentils, applesauce, ice cream, custard, pudding, mousse, jello, minced meat, beans, eggs, porridge, breakfast cereal, yoghurt... all things which would be much harder to eat without some kind of utensil.

God bless forks, spoons and the USA.

I could eat all of them without utensils quite happily. And regularly do.

Not in the company of others mind, just when I'm on my own. I enjoy eating with my hands.

 

[krazykidd]

Oprahs a *****....
She got lucky and makes sure everyone knows it.
Her celebrity built upon shut in housewives of my country who see her as a god embarrasses me.
and thats all I have to say.

I eat with my hands... frequently? I eat a lot of sandwiches. Also, Oprah being an ignorant ***** isn't exactly news.

Wait . When did ophra become a *****? She gives a lot of money to poor people . She gives a lot of things to her fans . She helped so many people over the years . She has helped share inspiring stories ... Like why the Oprah hate? Is it because she's black?

OT: i'm 100% certain in my mind that it didn't happen like that , and people just trying to male Ophra look bad . She is and will always be an African-American Hero.

WHAT?? no its not cause shes black. Why do you care that shes black?
Its cause shes a disconnected from society rich *****. Besides catering to the lowest common denominator on tv, bringing forth the abomination that is OWN tv(seriously how fucking vain is that), telling people what to like and how to act, televising her "charity" to the globe so we can see just how good she is and that in no way are these donations for improving her image or helping her financially GRRRRRRRRR
I hate I hate.....i hate....

but I dont give a shit that shes black, never have.

So ... Your just jelous ... Gotcha .

Oprah is the original rags to riches story

 

[idarkphoenixi]

I was about to point out the same thing. People don't eat with their fingers in India because they make lots of burgers and sandwiches over there and it's more convenient.

It's actually a hygiene thing, one hand for sanitary stuff and the other for eating food. In a place like India this actually makes a lot of sense. Knives and forks could easily either go unwashed or washed with dirty bacteria-filled water.

OT: I never really cared about Oprah before, not to say I diliked her, I just didn't care. But holy crap this really shows how ignorant she is about the rest of the world. Especially the whole "we're number one!" on education.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's a cultural thing?

Maybe they bloody eat with their bloody hands because they've bloody done so for the last 10.000 years? Jesus Christ man. There are parts in the world that aren't American.

Well...yes? Not sure where I said they needed to be American, in fact I was pointing out the ignorance of someone clearly living in her own little bubble, where her ways are the best and we all need to fall in line. Obviously it's a cultural thing that goes without saying but they don't just do it for no other purpose than that. They have a reason which is: It's more hygienic, especially in a place like India. Try eating with the wrong hand over there and people will almost puke from how disgusting you're being.

Also, 10,000 years? I think you're overshooting just a little bit buddy.

 

[Flizzick]

Last time I checked you eat food with your mouth.
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[Ed130 The Vanguard]

I've ranted before about how we don't need cutlery. Usually drunk, to my friends.

What food can't be eaten without cutlery?

Soup, rice, mashed potatoes, lentils, applesauce, ice cream, custard, pudding, mousse, jello, minced meat, beans, eggs, porridge, breakfast cereal, yoghurt... all things which would be much harder to eat without some kind of utensil.

God bless forks, spoons and the USA.

A third of the foodstuffs you have listed ARE eaten with HANDS.

Just as it takes a small amount of skill/co-ordination to use cutlery, you need to have some skill in order to cleanly eat with your hands.

 

[CODE-D]

Oprahs a *****....
She got lucky and makes sure everyone knows it.
Her celebrity built upon shut in housewives of my country who see her as a god embarrasses me.
and thats all I have to say.

I eat with my hands... frequently? I eat a lot of sandwiches. Also, Oprah being an ignorant ***** isn't exactly news.

Wait . When did ophra become a *****? She gives a lot of money to poor people . She gives a lot of things to her fans . She helped so many people over the years . She has helped share inspiring stories ... Like why the Oprah hate? Is it because she's black?

OT: i'm 100% certain in my mind that it didn't happen like that , and people just trying to male Ophra look bad . She is and will always be an African-American Hero.

WHAT?? no its not cause shes black. Why do you care that shes black?
Its cause shes a disconnected from society rich *****. Besides catering to the lowest common denominator on tv, bringing forth the abomination that is OWN tv(seriously how fucking vain is that), telling people what to like and how to act, televising her "charity" to the globe so we can see just how good she is and that in no way are these donations for improving her image or helping her financially GRRRRRRRRR
I hate I hate.....i hate....

but I dont give a shit that shes black, never have.

So ... Your just jelous ... Gotcha .

Oprah is the original rags to riches story

I wouldnt want her fame so no Im not jealous of her. I despise her fame...if I wasnt clear the first time.

 

[The Funslinger]

It depends on the food, but I tend to eat most food with my hands.

Also this is the only Oprah-related thing I know of.

That is the best GIF I have ever seen.

Also, I would have backhanded her if I were that father. That first one really crosses a line.

 

[Zipa]

Why do so many Indians always want to study in England? Go to America - it's bigger and there is so much more stuff to do and see. England is a small island with a shit economy, a huge population and a cold weather.

I would much rather go to the states!

Its much easier for someone in India to come to England to study on the count of them being a former member of the British Empire and member of the new commonwealth, immigration laws are much more favorable between the commonwealth nations.

Plus not everyone thinks America is the centre of the world, other nations do realise that there are in fact other nations with education systems.