Oreos!

[ToastiestZombie]

[HEADING=1]Oreos![/HEADING]​

Oreos. The bacon of the biscuit world. The biscuit that without a doubt cannot do anything wrong. Just look at that up there. Don't you want to just eat that ************ up? Of course you do, because it is an Oreo. But, be sure that if you ever eat an Oreo like this:

You shall be the shame of the entire human race. One does not simply eat an Oreo like any other biscuit. NO! I do not see the fine texture of milk upon that Oreo, nor do I see any indication that it has been taken apart and licked! Like the prophecy from god himself said:

That little girl's got it spot on. We shall all applaud her​

Did you know that Oreo's even support gay rights? Stop right there bigots, when the biscuits that god himself made support gay rights then you clearly are not thinking right! And even if you are a bigot, nobody can dare to say that they would not eat this if they had the chance:

So, without further ado. I'd like to ask you mortals two questions!

[HEADING=3]1)[/HEADING] Do you like Oreos? If not, may god strike you down.

[HEADING=3]2)[/HEADING] What is your favourite type of Oreo?

 

[Terminate421]

1. Double stuffed
2. I love 'em

You are not human if you hate them. Along with a Hershey bar and jolly ranchers.

 

[FalloutJack]

{1} Double Stuff, personally.

{2} Shouldn't the first question be the second and vice versa? Makes more sense that way. Why would I even answer the first if the answer to the second was no? (The answer's yes, BTW.)

 

[ToastiestZombie]

{1} Double Stuff, personally.

{2} Shouldn't the first question be the second and vice versa? Makes more sense that way. Why would I even answer the first if the answer to the second was no? (The answer's yes, BTW.)

I see your point. Editing now.

And you two have done well. Double Stuffed is the best flavour of Oreo.

 

[Scarim Coral]

1. The regular kind.

2. Yes I do but I don't like that the dark colour as an after effect once you ate them (all I can say is that I panic when I saw my stools in a dark colour)!

 

[ToastiestZombie]

For someone who hates Daystar your threads bear a striking resemblance to his own. Both in style, topic and layout.

I was wondering until someone made a comparison to Daystar. Let me get this straight. I. Do. Not. Hate. Daystar. Clarion

Now, can you answer the question please? I don't want this thread to become a Daystar arguing thread.

 

[FalloutJack]

For someone who hates Daystar your threads bear a striking resemblance to his own. Both in style, topic and layout.

Look, this is no time for derailments Day- Fa- Uhhh...Matt.

Errr...anyway. Oreos is serious business!

 

[ToastiestZombie]

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[HEADING=2] Answer the questions and stop derailing the thread please[/HEADING]

 

[Shadowstar38]

Oh my fucking gosh dude! Dude! Hell yes. I love that double stuff son. You dont even know how fucking hardcore oreos are my dude.

People be tryin to tell me chips O' hoy is where its at. I be like, ***** please! Oreo with straight up rip a chocolate chip in half. It will straight go ganster on that mother fucker. Those kibler elves will be like, "Who beat our ass? What it Batman?". No *****! It's Oreos. They takin all your shit.

Let me tell you about those double stuff got damn. Take two packs of double stuffed, break them um and put the together, you got a pack of Quaddruple stuffed Oreos got damn! That is just, the holy grail of cookies son. You dont know about that quaddruple stuff son. You cant even eat a whole pack of those bitches. Your teeth will fly out of your damn mouth from the awesomeness of what you just ate.

Got....DAMN I love me some oreos. Fuck...

 

[FalloutJack]

I prefer to think of it as going more in depth into the creation of the thread.

Oh, a creationist, eh? Well, stick to the creation of Oreos, please.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Oh my fucking gosh dude! Dude! Hell yes. I love that double stuff son. You dont even know how fucking hardcore oreos are my dude.

People be tryin to tell me chips O' hoy is where its at. I be like, ***** please! Oreo with straight up rip a chocolate chip in half. It will straight go ganster on that mother fucker. Those kibler elves will be like, "Who beat our ass? What it Batman?". No *****! It's Oreos. They takin all your shit.

Let me tell you about those double stuff got damn. Take two packs of double stuffed, break them um and put the together, you got a pack of Quaddruple stuffed Oreos got damn! That is just, the holy grail of cookies son. You dont know about that quaddruple stuff son. You cant even eat a whole pack of those bitches. Your teeth will fly out of your damn mouth from the awesomeness of what you just ate.

Got....DAMN I love me some oreos. Fuck...

Do NOT speak of the fabled quaddruple stuffed Oreo! No mere mortal can consume such a thing. You got lucky when you ate one. But next time, you shall die from the amazingness!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Not too much of a fan of Oreo's... I prefer:

and...

All of which are a vastly superior biscuit!

 

[wintercoat]

#1 Yes, of course I like Oreos. That's like asking if I like to breathe.

#2

I'm a sucker for most things mint.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

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Whilst a simple chocolate digestive comes close. Don't even suggest that a hobnob is anywhere near equal quality to an oreo! Hobnobs only serve to get crumbs everywhere. Oreos were created by god himself to serve the purpose of being amazing.

 

[Ljs1121]

I absolutely love Oreos. Double Stuff would be my favorite as well. [sub][sub][sub]I'm not a big fan of bacon, though. Hopefully no one quotes me and sees this part of the post or I'll be crucified[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I absolutely love Oreos. Double Stuff would be my favorite as well. [sub][sub][sub]I'm not a big fan of bacon, though. Hopefully no one quotes me and sees this part of the post or I'll be crucified[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Oh I saw it. And now it is time to die!

MWHAHAHWHAHAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAHAHAAHAH!

Also, goddamn. Didn't think double stuffed had so much popularity. Learn something new every day.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I absolutely love Oreos. Double Stuff would be my favorite as well. [sub][sub][sub]I'm not a big fan of bacon, though. Hopefully no one quotes me and sees this part of the post or I'll be crucified[/sub][/sub][/sub]

It would have been more subtle if it wasn't written in white! Try beige, or light grey!