Hmm lemme see, my hobbies...
Lemme list these bastards in point form for ease of reading and improved listing clarity.
- Researching world problems, and putting deep constructive thought into all of the elements involved and coming up with solutions to each and every one of them.
- Inventing things, or devising upgrades for currently existing devices, sometimes if I have the money for parts I even *Gasp* tinker with things and actually implement said upgrades to see if they work as I think they will.
- Writing short pieces of fiction, usually it's the kind that starts off either steady and pleasant, or gritty and straightfaced, only to take some kind of psychotic twist and either get incredibly depressing and horrible, or turns out to be far more cheerful that anyone could ever expect.
- Coming up with concepts and story outlines for movies, then trying to estimate a budget for even the most reduced production value version of it, then giving up and drinking a couple beers and forgetting about it.
- Plotting to overthrow various countries using plans that could realistically work based on research into widely held cultural beliefs, current living conditions of the majority of the populace, known criminal organizations and their role in society, amongst other things.
- Working on cars, whenever I have one to work on, can't just go around fixing and modifying other people's cars, although I admit it would be kinda funny.
- Working, I consider it a hobby, simply because I sometimes do it for no pay because I'm bored.
- Drinking (I think this counts as a hobby).
- Helping other people gain a greater understanding of the technology available to them so that they can actually use some of the things they have more productively(or less productively, cuz TVs don't exactly help you get anything done).
- Contemplating life and all that life involves, thus developing a more complete understanding and a more complete and productive life philosophy.
- Wandering aimlessly all over town because I can contemplate and plot as I walk, and sitting around just makes me feel cooped up after awhile.
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