Outside the box FPS weapon

[gideonkain]

Ok, the last time I brought up this topic, the results were less than inspiring.

"Dude, lets make a gun that, like, makes people inflate and then, like, explode...wicked. Duuude"

I've seen enough from weight-gain fetishists to convince me why I would NOT want a gun like that in video games.

Are you forgetting a little title called... Dig Dug?

Duke Nukem 3D has the microwave gun that also did this

 

[Fractral]

- A gun that fires syringes of bile that only paralyse people and cause horrific pain and runs on kitten skin.
- A weapon that you strap to your face and that fires your tears at super high velocity but only works if you kill your own puppy.
- A gun that fires aborted super foetuses whos spines have been sharpened to point while crying inside the gun and you get the ammo from preforming abortions.

Am I going to far with this?

Just a tad.

I can't really think of anything that hasn't been done before. Perhaps a gun that switches your consciousness with the thing you fire it at, so the enemies attack your old body, which now has an enemies mind inside it, and you can walk away scot free.

 

[RastaBadger]

A gun that shoots monkeys.
Takes skill because you would have to aim it so the monkeys interfere with your enemies and not you. Monkeys are not usually considered a weapon. Moral implications come in the form of the monkeys would probably die. You might consider not using it because the monkeys might get in your way.
I filled all you criteria can I have a cookie now?

 

[Kae]

I think Timesplitters 2 or 3 had a gun like that, the more darts you shot at the enemy the quicker they would explode

It was indeed #3, it was the gun you got from the level that had a parody of John Carpenter's The Thing.

 

[xplosive59]

- A weapon that you strap to your face and that fires your tears at super high velocity but only works if you kill your own puppy.

The Binding of Isaac has that to a lesser extent, you fire your own tears and get upgrades.

How about a gun that shoots cuddly puppies that try to hug you but explode on impact?

 

[RanD00M]

- A gun that fires aborted super foetuses whos spines have been sharpened to point while crying inside the gun and you get the ammo from preforming abortions.

Developers take note of this and put it into a game this fucking instant.

OT: A lightsaber dildo that instead cutting things into halves it causes the target to orgasm. It has 3 settings, shock, paralyze and Mandingo.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

GENIUS! Although that would make multiplayer a horrible mess of puppies trying to hug you...

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Ok, the last time I brought up this topic, the results were less than inspiring.

"Dude, lets make a gun that, like, makes people inflate and then, like, explode...wicked. Duuude"

Disappointing to say the least.

- Think of something that takes skill and discretion to use.
- Think of things that you would not normally consider to be a weapon. (Money, Animals, Daisychain IEDs, Civilians, etc)
- Think of something that has moral implications.
- Think of a weapon that, in a video game, you would consider not using because you would have to ask yourself some difficult questions...

Even if you have to craft a game around these responses, I'd like to hear them.

A gun linked intravenously to someone's blood stream that when fired crystalizes the iron and magnesium in blood to weaponized form.

The more you use it the weaker you get.

So be wise.

 

[gnihton]

A truncheon made of live babies tightly tied to a metal bar.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Ok, the last time I brought up this topic, the results were less than inspiring.

"Dude, lets make a gun that, like, makes people inflate and then, like, explode...wicked. Duuude"

Disappointing to say the least.

- Think of something that takes skill and discretion to use.
- Think of things that you would not normally consider to be a weapon. (Money, Animals, Daisychain IEDs, Civilians, etc)
- Think of something that has moral implications.
- Think of a weapon that, in a video game, you would consider not using because you would have to ask yourself some difficult questions...

Even if you have to craft a game around these responses, I'd like to hear them.

A gun linked intravenously to someone's blood stream that when fired crystalizes the iron and magnesium in blood to weaponized form.

The more you use it the weaker you get.

So be wise.

Bloodrayne 2 actually had that, believe it or not.

OT: A gun that fires candy that is irresistible to enemies, and if they eat enough, they get diabetes. Or something.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

a gun that fires battering rams.

 

[shrekfan246]

Or just a gun that shoots guns , I can live with that.

I just pictured an HK416 rapid-firing a succession of flintlock pistols at people's faces.

OT: I believe that the only proper answer comes from Worms.

Spoiler

Now, I have no clue how any of those would translate to a first-person shooter, but if they could do it, it would be glorious.

 

[Cipher1]

A device that propels small pieces of shaped metal at high speed through a barral using a small amount of explosives..... I call it Poetbegone.

 

[repeating integers]

A weapon that makes people consider what it must be like to be a lantern.

 

[cahtush]

The Pyroshotgun. Fires a mix of lead, napalm and white phosphorus.

 

[cswurt]

I want to be able to run around in an FPS with a hose that shoots oil slicks.
If you leave the slick on the ground, enemies and allies lose their footing and have to recover.
Or you can shoot oil at people.
In both cases, the oil can be ignited by fire weapons.

 

[DirtyJunkieScum]

A dart gun loaded with a chemical that gives people immediate chronic diarrhoea.

You would need to get a good hit to deliver the toxin load but it would slow them down massively as they shuffled about having ass spasms with shit running down their legs. You would also have to watch out for the puddles of liquid shit on the floor in case you fell over in one and contracted dysentery.

 

[Yokillernick]

what about a weapon that:

-makes your target magnetic and attract things such as spiky objects and poles (not sexual)
-summons oompa loompas that bludgeon the target to death

 

[Bocaj2000]

A cannon the fires suicide bombers. Yay controversy!