Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to Skrillex

[Skorpyo]

ChristWire.com fell to the trolls LONG ago.

Taking it seriously is NOT recommended.

 

[Thaluikhain]

You know what's really annoying?

You can tell it's not serious, but it's only marginally more absurd than the ones that are.

 

[EternalFacepalm]

A picture from 9GAG taking ChristWire seriously. Why am I not surprised?

 

[DarkRyter]

Of course 9Gag wouldn't understand satire.

 

[Smeatza]

I'd say it was satire.

But satire is more subtle than that.

Satire doesn't have to be subtle.
I wouldn't say The Onion is particularly subtle.

 

[Eamar]

Yeah, I read the first half of the first sentence and realised it was satire. Sadly, it's so obvious that it doesn't come across as all that funny to me.

[small]Please tell me no-one actually believed this?[/small]

 

[The Funslinger]

I like the idea of a futuristic devil machine! I'll get right to constructing one.

Also, it's an odd tidbit that about a third of the female audience to a concert ment for homosexual gays are raped and presumably dragged kicking and screaming to some Atheist (Or worse yet, french) abortion clinic. Surely, it'd be a bit more well-known. Oh, right, them gays control the media, ho-hum.

Although I can get behind boycotting dubstep, it's just really loud thumping.

In any case, this brightened my day.

 

[Chunga the Great]

"Skrillex invented Dubstep"

ABAJSFOAJSFKASFAJSIFAWOAWFKSFOAW

 

[Wintermoot]

taking stuff from 9gag serious

also how can something be OVER 100%?
as far as I know there aren't 101% gamers
fuck those captchas

 

[Eomega123]

Thank Jim this is satire. Poe's law is a truly frightening thing.
(In case that term isn't immediately familiar to you, have some copypasta from wikipedia)
Poe's law, named after its author Nathan Poe, is an internet adage reflecting the fact that without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and an exaggerated parody of extremism

 

[Arluza]

It is Christwire, which is basically satire of REAL church teachings in the US.

 

[wooty]

I expect to get laughed at but what on earth is skrillex? It sounds like a cookware company.

Edit: I just bothered to look it up, I'm now sorry I know that this shit exists.

 

[Beautiful Tragedy]

Christwire is satire and NOT to be taken seriously

 

[Gabanuka]

Christwire


You do realise that's a satire website right? Good God 9gag do your research

 

[DracoSuave]

Obligatory Redundant Christwire reminder

 

[Doneeee]

The sad thing is this satire article mirrors what the 'metal is Satan music' crowd spouts but that's probably the point.

 

[subtlefuge]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

Yeah, it's a lot like christwire...

While it's okay as satire, I didn't find it particularly funny.
It's not subtle enough for that.

Yes. Yes. And yes.

http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

That's the actual source, so it's not "like Christwire".

Unfortunately, it sucks for your whole website combined to have less humor and relevance than a single line of one of Jonathan Swift's essays from the 1600s.

It is Christwire, which is basically satire of REAL church teachings in the US.

Yes, exactly like your sentence, minus the basically, satire, real, church, teachings, US, humor, and anything that would interest people in the past two millennia. People should have higher standards for their satire.