Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to Skrillex

[Jonluw]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

Yeah, it's a lot like christwire...

While it's okay as satire, I didn't find it particularly funny.
It's not subtle enough for that.

Yes. Yes. And yes.

http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

That's the actual source, so it's not "like Christwire".

I know. That's the joke I was making.

I guess it doesn't work when the source was added as an edit to the OP.

 

[subtlefuge]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

Yeah, it's a lot like christwire...

While it's okay as satire, I didn't find it particularly funny.
It's not subtle enough for that.

Yes. Yes. And yes.

http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

That's the actual source, so it's not "like Christwire".

I know. That's the joke I was making.

I guess it doesn't work when the source was added as an edit to the OP.

Fair enough, reading bad satire makes me stupid. Even missing your joke completely is funnier than anything produced by christwire.

 

[butternut]

As a homosexual gay (as opposed to a heterosexual one) I feel I must point out that this article is in no way satire and completely true.

I would go into this more but I need to go out in my homo van to stalk and rape small children while listening to Skrillex on full volume.

 

[mrdude2010]

Hey guys, I am ripping this from 9gag where I initially read it, for those of you who haven't seen it I thought I'd share ^^

Spoiler: image

EDIT: Here's the original source: http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

Adding a reaction face to an ancient story and throwing on a watermark as if it's your own original discovery? How like 9gag.

Not being intelligent enough to recognize blatant satire? How like 9gag.

I'm amazed there isn't a "le" or "true story" thrown in here somewhere too.

 

[lacktheknack]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

Yeah, it's a lot like christwire...

While it's okay as satire, I didn't find it particularly funny.
It's not subtle enough for that.

It IS Christwire. OP put the link in the OP. Whoops, didn't see your sarcasm.

OT: Oh Christwire. You should learn the gentle art of subtlety and not using "1000%" or "homosexual gays".

Well, OK, I snickered at "homosexual gays".

 

[bioresestance]

thank you for making my day, i dont think ive laughed that hard in a long, long time, i also read some of the other articles, they are just as funny

 

[Jonluw]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

Yeah, it's a lot like christwire...

While it's okay as satire, I didn't find it particularly funny.
It's not subtle enough for that.

It IS Christwire. OP put the link in the OP. Whoops, didn't see your sarcasm.

This is the third time today one of my attempts at humor has been misinterpreted.

I may be a teeny bit too subtle with this stuff...

It's problematic in real life as well, because deadpan delivery is my thing, and I loathe the feeling of adding emoticons or ragefaces to my posts to specify it's a joke.

 

[lacktheknack]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

Yeah, it's a lot like christwire...

While it's okay as satire, I didn't find it particularly funny.
It's not subtle enough for that.

It IS Christwire. OP put the link in the OP. Whoops, didn't see your sarcasm.

This is the third time today one of my attempts at humor has been misinterpreted.

I may be a teeny bit to subtle with this stuff...

It's problematic in real life as well, because deadpan delivery is my thing, and I loathe the feeling of adding emoticons or ragefaces to my posts to specify it's a joke.

I know that feel, I'm a fan of deadpan as well. I just indulge in my more over-the-top side when on the internet.

 

[Jonluw]

As a homosexual gay (as opposed to a heterosexual one) I feel I must point out that this article is in no way satire and completely true.

I would go into this more but I need to go out in my homo van to stalk and rape small children while listening to Skrillex on full volume.

[HEADING=3]Warning, all heterosexuals
Read for your own safety[/HEADING]​

The homosexual is lying, as they are wont to do. He is trying to throw you off his tail magnificent, taut bottocks by saying he'll be hiding in a van.
In reality, he will be riding a powder blue convertible. A Mazda miata to be specific.

 

[anthony87]

EDIT:Y'know what....go ahead and ignore this. 'Tis just a pile of garbled nonsense.

 

[dashiz94]

Yup, 9GAG still sucks ass.

 

[Yopaz]

I'd say it was satire.

But satire is more subtle than that.

I agree, but I had a pretty good laugh out of it so I don't really mind. Not saying lets get our torches together and burn this guy, I'm saying: "I thought this was funny, maybe you will too?".

It had it's moments.

Probably has to be so grossly over the top to insure that everyone knows it's a joke.

Yeah, I would have liked it better if it had been a little subtle. This is just too obvious to make me laugh.

 

[tofulove]

as a guy who likes other guys, i do not see why every one likes dub step so much. i find it to be annoying half the time, the other half the time also annoying but more so.

 

[babinro]

I must be homophobic. I've never heard of Skrillex.

 

[Ithera]

Is this guy for real? No, I cannot believe it. How does one type out rubbish like this with a straight face? Unbelievable.

<A number of people have pointed out that this is indeed fake, good to know that my head is still screwed on tight>.

 

[Biodeamon]

i hear a flame war brewing

 

[AnarchistFish]

"Skrillex invented Dubstep"

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Yeah I know right? Some people actually believe that though

 

[PureIrony]

I seriously need to read that Doctor Who article they listed below.

Also, who the hell is 9gag?

 

[Frostbite3789]

Of course 9Gag wouldn't understand satire.

Add it to the list of things they don't understand like 'fair use' and 'intellectual property' amirite?