Jesus fuck.Zhukov said:Been stabbed in the side of the neck with a pocket knife, right about where it meets the shoulder. Bled a buttload but, oddly, it didn't start hurting for a few minutes. But once it got going... fuck me, that was not pleasant.
That does not sound nice at all.
Apart from just being really ill and feverish the most I've had is one time when a table fell on my fingers. Long story. I was young and dumb.