P. Diddy getting sued for...

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inFAMOUSCowZ

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....and its people like her that make me NOT want to ever be famous. Because I'd hate to have to deal with someone like her, so time consuming.
 

infinity_turtles

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Diddy is going for a ride on the troller coaster? Wish the article gave his response to the lawsuit. Might have founds some more luls there.
 

AmayaOnnaOtaku

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Valksy said:
I hope that she is acting pro se and there isn't actually a lawyer involved - if there IS a lawyer then he or she needs a bitchslap for exploiting the mentally ill. Sometimes it IS cheaper to make a small payment to make a lawsuit go away than to actually fight it (thanks lawyers..) so maybe a lawyer acting on contingency thinks that even getting 4-5 grand out of a 10 grand "shut the fuck up" payment is worth the trouble of filing what is clearly a ridiculous suit.

Other things spring to mind:

Date rape is fucking serious. Mentioning it is deeply offensive. And no, I'm afraid that I don't actually believe her, on account of her being a paranoid loony-tunes.

She is batshit insane.

If I was him, I would counter sue for defamation and watch her and her lawyer (if there is one) slink back in to whatever sewer they came from.

Frankly, he should instruct his representation not to make a single pay out.
As a rape victim for someone to claim this, wow maybe after a nice stint in the looney bin she should have to go and spend time with REAL rape victims. For every false claim of rape it makes it that much harder for a real victim to come forward
 

Gigano

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...what?

Some kind of marketing ploy? A dare? An absurd delusion? An elaborate joke (P. did it)?

I'm guessing the court session will be short.
 

Toaster Hunter

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Is this real? It can't be, can it? The legal system is actually taking this on? Somehow this doesn't surprise me in some strange way.
 

Double A

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Crazy_Dude said:
Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for ?loss of income.


Seriously 100 billion dollars? She must be joking.
Do your math and you'll find she's requesting a trillion.
 

lacktheknack

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badgersprite said:
Bahahahahahahaha! I can't even. Eyes. Tears. The laughing. This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I think I'm in love.

Also, I demand that somebody write fanfiction of this.
This IS the fanfiction.

Anyways, my theory is that she's trying to draw attention to facetious lawsuits. Even teh insane aren't this stupid.
 
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Well, this is just stupid. This will probably be thrown out. Since she said he caused 9/11, which is just stupid.

GamemasterAnthony said:
I'm seconding the...



...and even have to repeat it if ANY judge even takes this batshit insane woman seriously.

Which...to be honest, I AM afraid of, since we had that one judge who allowed a woman to SUCCESSFULLY sue McDonalds because she spilled hot coffee on herself.
Thats because the coffee was so hot she had to have skin-grafts which costs shit-tons of money. McDonalds knowingly made their coffee hot enough to seriously burn people.

It drives me insane at how the media portrayed this incident. It wasn't because she spilled coffee on herself, its because the coffee was so hot she required surgery after she spilled it on her.
 

PayneTrayne

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I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."
Wow, simply wow. So much confusion..
 

Sovvolf

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Jamash said:
Isn't this slander?

She's publicly and officially accusing P.Diddy of date rape, terrorism, child abuse and raping her children amongst other things.

If Diddy didn't do the things she said Diddy did, could Diddy counter-sue?
No, I think its libel and yeah he could sue her to shit for it... However I doubt he'd even care. Just another crazy woman who'll be laughed out of court and the shortly put in the looney bin.

Also, is it just me or does this sound like it was written by a very illbred stereotypical trailer trash redneck?

?Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

Yeah, the very stereotypical trailer trash voice keeps playing in my head when I read it.
 

iLikeHippos

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Should I laugh or should I cry?

Well, I suppose I did both just 5 minutes ago... Rofl.

What HASN'T P. Diddy been blamed for so far? Isn't there a list on the E-net about it? If so, they will have to cross over 9/11 and domestic abuse.
We totally need such a list.
 

Vanguard_Ex

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Holy what the read did I just fuck. This is beyond crazy. This is like...some warped, ethereal lunacy from the twisted nether of space and time.
 

Distorted Stu

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I fi was Diddy, i would just walk into court (without a lawyer) and just sit there lookign at the judge like this:


The judge would be stupid to rule this against him.