Pants-less for two weeks

[GaM Pancho]

Thanks to a freak "family of skunks in my pants drawer" accident I have had to send all my pants to the dry-cleaners and Cecil says they won't be ready for two weeks because theres just that much skunk-residue on them. If I had a Skunk I'd call him Snoob.

So now I've got no pants for two, beautiful, beautiful weeks. What do you think I should do with this blissful opporunity?

Feel free to include sage advice or wistfully recount stories of your own pants-less/Skunk shenanigans.

 

[Cargando]

Go Commando. Have fun. Feel free to take up cross-dressing.

 

[Julianking93]

Buy new pants?

 

[ArcWinter]

Run. Everywhere.

 

[Radeonx]

Get new pants.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Punish yourself for your lack of attention in skunk-spotting skills.
then hunt skunks for revenge. and MAKE pants out of them.

 

[lwm3398]

Run. Everywhere.

Go Commando.

Combine the two.

 

[That One Six]

Do everything you've ever wanted to do... but do it pants-less. Imagine the lawsuit that would ensue!

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I am going with the sane posters and say get new pants.

Just do what I do, 5 pair, wash and wear.

 

[Some_Jackass]

Run through the streets singing "Boooooooooooorn Freeeeeeeee! As free as the wind bloooooooooooows!"

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

How did skunks get in your pants drawer?

And OT: No wait, I got nothing.

 

[Souplex]

Have a pants off dance off?
Realize that pants are what is holding society?

 

[curty129]

Do everything no other man has ever dared do. Pantless.

 

[Antlers]

Use it as a winning chatup line. And also an explanation as to why you're presenting yourself to a girl with no pants on.

 

[Triforceformer]

I won't go into detail, but get yourself some honey, Deely Boppers, your face painted your Flag colors, the date of the soonest marathon run, and take all other clothes off. Have fun.

 

[ColonelDiscussion]

Get your friends to leave their pants at home and run all through the nearest city with you.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I never wear pants anyways. Who needs pants? News anchors don't wear any pants why should I?

I'd say that you should act as if nothing happened and just let people be totally puzzled as to why you are suddenly pantsless.