Pants-less for two weeks

[Phyroxis]

Sorry.. How did a family of skunks get into your pants drawer..?

 

[AdhesiveTape]

Wear the skunks. Or fig leaves!

 

[Hazy]

Get new pants.

If we're talking about these [http://www.greentreegazette.com/uploads/blackparachutepants.jpg] bad boys, then I completely agree.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Get new pants.

Exactly.

How will you go to the pants store without pants? No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no service!
You'll get thrown out by security without pants to get pants!

It's a conundrum I tell you!

[small]Also, where will you put your wallet, huh?[/small]

Well, he could send a friend for him.

 

[FluffX]

Are we talking British pants or American Pants?

British: Ouch.

American: Buy a dress?

Get new pants.

Exactly.

How will you go to the pants store without pants? No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no service!
You'll get thrown out by security without pants to get pants!

It's a conundrum I tell you!

[small]Also, where will you put your wallet, huh?[/small]

Actualy, I heard the whole no shirt no shoes thing applies to employees. Yeah.

 

[Fritzvalt]

My friend, prepare for the best two weeks of your entire life. Whatever you do, remember.... nothing will be as great as these two will be. I expect a post detailing what happens.

God speed.

 

[Wyane380]

Tattoo pants pasterns on your legs.

 

[GaM Pancho]

You were wearing pants at the time of the incident, weren't you?

No, I had just woke up.

AND I REFUSE TO BUY NEW PANTS.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Buy some new ones?

 

[Swaki]

ah i remember back when i was unemployed, no pants for 3 months.

i would say go down and buy some, society cant handle our freedom.

 

[Florion]

Beg a sympathetic friend to come over and lend you pants?

 

[Glerken]

YOU DANCE YOU FOOL!

Listen to this man, he is an expert on this very subject.

 

[Manhattan2112]

You were wearing pants at the time of the incident, weren't you?

No, I had just woke up.

AND I REFUSE TO BUY NEW PANTS.

Well, now, you can't exactly do anything/go anywhere without pants. And waiting it out isn't exactly a good idea. If you want some honest advice, then see if you can borrow a pair of pants from a friend or something.

Otherwise, you're screwed, dude.

 

[FinalHeart95]

So wait, we have two threads on the front page:
"Pants-less for two weeks"
"Parent-less for two weeks"...
Really?
Also, you should use this opportunity to do the Tom Cruise dance.

I like that ol' time rock 'n' roll!

 

[Satin6T]

YOU DANCE YOU FOOL!

You can dance if you want to

 

[Ibanez887]

Party, party like theres no FUCKING TOMORROW
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, got carried away, but yea, just party

 

[Magnatek]

Get new pants.

Exactly.

This is one particular solution (and the one I agree with). Another one, which is far more hilarious/embarrassing would be to run to the nearest arcade, and start playing DDR nonstop.

 

[Some_Jackass]

If you refuse to aquire new pants, then you better make the next 2 weeks memorable. Do wierd stuff just because youre pantsless and if someone questions you, respond with "I got no fucking pants, Ill do what I want!"

...and make sure to keep us all informed

Now then, Im taking bets as to how long it takes GP to get arrested for being pantsless in public...

 

[Kriptonite]

Anywhere that says "No shirt, no shoes, no service", visit them. ALL. It is not illegal as long as you have underwear on.

 

[lucaro]

i'm thinking a paddling pool and strawberry jelly