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hazakura

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Congratz y'all! You all got it right!


HAHA,just kidding. Everyone is right except P0m3y.

The answer was "I am a spy," A refrence to the game Team fortress 2.

Next question, There are four people,not including servents, who live in a perfectly circular house. All the rooms are circles too due to an 'artistic endeavor' by the residents,who are Mr.Right,Mrs.Right,Mr.Left and Mrs.Left. They are all very wealthy people who would never kill for financal gain,But Mrs.left was murdered,and her body was found only minutes after the death. They quickly lock down the house. She had appeared to have died from one .32 caliber,probably silenced, pistol round to the back of the head. As desperatly as the police worked, they could not find the gun,nor any forensic evidence of who fired it. Besides the remaining Right's and left's, they have a maid, a butler, and a pet dog. The dog,however has been ruled out for obvious reasons. Medicily speaking, Mrs.Left was infact diabetic,although it was a bullet that killed her.

The police questioned the residents and servents to figure out the case,
Mr.Right said, "I could not have done it! I was in the bathroom."
Mrs.Right said, "I could not have done it! I was with Mr.Left for Tea."
Mr. Left said, "There's no way I could have done it. I was having tea with Mrs.Right."
The Maid said, "I could not have done it, I was sweeping just around the corner where Mr.L and Mrs.R. were having tea."
The butler said, "I could not have done it for obvious reasons, I was asleep."
The dog said, "Bark,"

Who dun it?

Trying to figure out that backstab trick,
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hazakura

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Sorry guys,it's either my CPU is being less than useful, or I'm just having bad luck connecting to the Escapist. Anyways, Most of y'all got it right, 'sept one person. I'll edit their name in later.(Its ______________)

Next question: How should I kill the next loser? (There are no wrong answers, but it's a fun subject,no?)

The New Americian Idol judge of death,
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Pm0n3y

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i did cuz i didn't even give in an answer.
i'm ready for my death.
 

hazakura

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Well,time to do it,eh?

*One leg of P0m3y is tied to a Ford Mustang, the other leg to a dodge challanger, one arm to a Ford F-150 and his final arm tied to Camero. Each car speeds off in different directions in a bloody tug of war.*


Next question! A man is challanged to escape a room. He has 60 minutes to escape. There is a large metal door,seemingly unbreakable. The walls are all very thick concrete. All there is in the room is a lightbulb,and a lose metal covering for it. He takes the cover down,and uses it as a small shovel. The 60 minutes pass,and he has not escaped. The examiner comes, the man asks, "How was it possible to leave? There was no way for me to escape!" The examiner smirked, "The solution was very simple,you assumed too much. The _______________________"

How was he supposed to escape?

Also: There is someone else who needs to die.

Having wall smashing fun!
~Hazakura
 

fanklok

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everyone should also note that those cars are being driven by Vikings, the real Vikings from back when all there was to do was load a boat up with enough ale to get the entire state of new york drunk then off they went to rape and pillage (hell once they got lost and accidentally conquered part of france)
 

hazakura

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Unfortunatly NeoAC does get to live on a technicality, (I forgot to inform him that he was the one to die.) So no one will be dying until you guys get it wrong. Next question will be posted at the usual time.
 

hazakura

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Unfortunatly you were all right......grr....
In other news,here's the next question,it is as what follows:
Wait,he didn't say what I think he said....What did Dr.dre say?
Edit:Sorry for my spelling,it is spelled Dr.Dre.

Listiening to Mnms,
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hazakura

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That's the fun part,what could it mean? Theres two ways one could look at it,and will lead to a single conclusion.
 

hazakura

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I regret to inform you that only Conqueror Kenny and Neo AC got it right.
The lyrics were to the song,"would the real slim shady please stand up." By Eminim, (pronounced m-n-m.) The answer is "Nothing you idiots,Dr.Dre is dead,he's locked up in my basement! Haha!"
Question 8: Billy mays is dead,according to the majority of Source engine gamers,this is a ____ thing.

Incoming suitcase!
~Hazakura
 

NeoAC

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That surprises me, I could have kept going a lot farther with the lyrics....