Parent-less for 2 weeks

[latenightapplepie]

Thanks to my parents' desire to see the world, my two brothers and I have free reign over the house for 2 beautiful, beautiful weeks while they are away. What, dear fellows, should I do with this wonderful opportunity?

Keep in mind that I only have classes for one of those weeks - I do love the mid-semester break!

Feel free to include sage advice or wistfully recount stories of your own parent-less shenanigans.

 

[Fauxity]

I suggest an orgy.

If you're too young or prude for that, then I suggest a clothed orgy. Much more respectable, if a bit more difficult.

 

[Radeonx]

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

 

[Cargando]

I am so tempted to say 'Pornography' but I wont. I am in fact going to say rearrange all the furniture in the house so when they get back, they wont know where anything is.

 

[Hazy]

Party. Is there any other option?

Or you could, you know, do something manly. Like this:

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

 

[Acidwell]

Wrap EVERYTHING in tinfoil just before your parents get back
EDIT: or turn everything in the house upside down this one works better for the wtf value cos a bed sitting on its mattress and sheets is strangely disturbing

 

[Ophiuchus]

If it was me looking after my parents' house, I'd just bring the 360 into the living room and play it on their 38" TV for a couple of weeks.

If you've got slightly more imagination than me... try to keep it sensible and legal, they won't give you the same trust in future if you abuse it. Because they will find out. They always do.

That's probably a lot more boring than you were hoping for.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

I am so tempted to say 'Pornography' but I wont. I am in fact going to say rearrange all the furniture in the house so when they get back, they wont know where anything is.

Better yet, sell everything then move to a new location with the loot.

Anyway, I dunno, I'd have a major LAN party that includes drinking (age requirement).

 

[traceur_]

Play tetris with the furniture.

 

[Tri Force95]

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

Best idea ever.

 

[j0z]

This is the time when you have a nice, big party.
And gaming marathons, and have a little "fun"

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

Also, that would be a great idea

 

[Dyp100]

Make sure your bother is at his friends for most of your free week.

Drinks, bears, video games, people naked...More video games.

I agreed with the guy who said fighting bears with night vision, but it needs more video games and naked people. xD

 

[Fauxity]

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

If you don't do this then you do not deserve to be here.

 

[latenightapplepie]

If it was me looking after my parents' house, I'd just bring the 360 into the living room and play it on their 38" TV for a couple of weeks.

I'm so embarassed to say that I, in fact, already do this.

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

I'll try, but there aren't any bears here in Australia (no, koalas do not count) so that might involve infiltrating a zoo. Even more manly.

 

[WeedWorm]

I love having a free house. I had one just yesterday in fact and didnt know about it until an hour before my parents left. Had some friends over and it was a great day all round.

Anyways, I suggest a party or two since you have a free for two weeks.

 

[Fauxity]

If it was me looking after my parents' house, I'd just bring the 360 into the living room and play it on their 38" TV for a couple of weeks.

I'm so embarassed to say that I, in fact, already do this.

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

I'll try, but there aren't any bears here in Australia (no, koalas do not count) so that might involve infiltrating a zoo. Even more manly.

Replace fight with box and bear with kangaroo.

 

[Irridium]

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

Then buy an alligator, and wrestle it. At dusk. In a steel cage. While its on fire.

 

[Player 2]

Turn everything in their bedroom upside down by nailing/supergluing it to the ceiling.