Parent-less for 2 weeks

[T5seconds]

I've never quite agreed with parents who just go off on vacations and leave their kids behind for large periods of time. I find it rather irresponsible of them, and equally funny when they come back and one of their kids has been hurt or killed in some fashion that wouldn't have happened had they been there. What puts the icing on the cake is when they're all "We just don't understand how this could have happend!?"

I suppose though its an issue of trust, if your parents believe they can leave you at home for 2 weeks and not come home to a pile of ashes; more power to you that you've earned that kind of confidence in them. I would highly advise that do your best not destroy that confidence by doing something stupid.

I still say my idea was the best...

 

[Ironpanda]

4 words PANTS-OFF DANCE-OFF

 

[Biosophilogical]

Play tetris with the furniture.

But my friends, what about the heavier peices of furniture like the Bookshelf. The nly way I can think of is to arrange it horizontally to cover the entire floorspace.... You sire are much more intelligent than you appear.

OT: Well you could go on a baking spree using up all of their food-stuffs in a made experimental cooking jamboree!!! Yes I would totally do that because I love to cook!!!

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I am so tempted to say 'Pornography' but I wont. I am in fact going to say rearrange all the furniture in the house so when they get back, they wont know where anything is.

yes.



as for me, i used the opportunity to have lots of sex that i couldnt have when people were home. it was a good week

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Get hammered beyond belief and wake up two weeks later. Trust me, it is awesome.
Or a bear orgy with kangaroo boxing.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

You are an 18/19 year old Australian home alone for 2 weeks. The only option here is alcohol and lots of it. Everything else is just a result of alcohol consumption and therefore means nothing. If you're into footy (and if you're not why do you live in melbourne?) then I would also suggest some kind of Preliminary Final party this weekend followed by a grand final piss-up next weekend. It doesn't matter that you're team hasn't made it.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Make a party. However, don't make it Open house. You'll get in trouble. Because half the things will be missing or destroyed...

 

[appleblush]

Clean the house twice a week, organize your room, and make a nice dinner for them when they come home.

Because then they might not notice if you throw a wild party. Or rather, they WILL notice, but they won't care because they have a clean house and an already prepared dinner.

 

[Midniqht]

Whatever you do, make sure there's alcohol involved...
just don't break shit - there's no really good way to cover that up

 

[EvilMuffin094]

Karaoke night. Every night.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

masterblate in someones HAMSANDWICH

 

[data_not_found]

Sell all the old electronics that you want replaced and tell your parents they were stolen. Warning, you may have to break some windows to pull this off.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Did someone say 'Cones'? =P