ace_of_something said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
And this kind of shit is pretty common? Being called out because a bunch of people are fucking morons?
You'd be shocked what people will call the police for. I was called out to a burger king because a woman said she was "mugged" (her exact words). When we got there she was mad because they messed up her order and they refused to fix it. The matter was resolved by me and my patrol-partner in this way.
We made BK change her goddamn order. While she ate in the parking lot I told the manager how that was pretty poor business practice he said "she comes in all the time and does this, so that she doesn't have to pay. I've had enough".
So feeling generous I went to the ladies car explained her the situation and let her know that the manager is allowed to call me if she comes back. Ever. I also charged her with false reporting of a misdemeanor. Telling her technically I could do it for a felony since she said 'mugged.'
She threatened to sue me personally. That was like 8 years ago... still waiting...
I'm sure I could think of more If I tried.
You'd be amazed at how often we get called cuz two neighbors' screaming match is about to erupt into blows over something so fucking trivial. (He runs his sprinklers at night! It's messing up my lawn!)
I have had horrible experience with perfectly fine police officers being stopped by some politically bullshit.
MY four week old brother cries at night, normal, my paranoid next door neighbor bangs on the walls, thinks we have listening devices in our microwave to monitor her and then calls up her family to literally shout abuse at my mother who had recently given birth.
we called the police, the group left and when we tried to file a complaint we got the reply that she was 'unstable' and therefore not responsible for her own actions meaning we couldn't do shit against her.
The look on officers face when he told us this was like he had just swallowed shit, the entire road despises this victimizing ***** next door who harrases everyone and because she has a large equally vulgar family nearby thinks that she can control us.
Which is then pretty much proven when the policemen say they can't legally so anything because the ***** is insane, god the system is flawed.
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man that felt good to get off my chest.