Party!

[Jacob.A.]

How many of you remember most of a party you went to? (this is assuming you were drinking)

 

[Sexy Street]

I killed a man.
With a shovel.

 

[Jacob.A.]

Thats kinda extreme

 

[Skorpyo]

What's a party?

Do they hurt?

 

[Jacob.A.]

If you don't know what a party is, then you're missing out.

 

[Skorpyo]

If you don't know what a party is, then you're missing out.

Perhaps you don't know what the quote button is?

Also, this thread was doomed to failure here. Please hang up and try another site.

Off Topic: By the appearance of your post count, you are new here, and I welcome you. Please keep your party guests away from the basement, as we are starting to have difficulty explaining the dissapearences.

 

[Aqualung]

Last Thursday? I remember all of it, because I drink responsibly.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

I killed a hooker, but it'll take more than that to stop me!

 

[Sexy Street]

I killed a hooker, but it'll take more than that to stop me!

Party hard man, party hard.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[zen5887]

I got killed in Reno.. Some bastard just wanted to watch me die..

Some party huh..

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

I killed the entire town of Reno, just to watch it die.

 

[Avaholic03]

Is this thread actually asking "how many people get blackout drunk at parties"? Because I always remember parties I go to since I've never blacked out or had enough to completely wipe my memory.

 

[Berethond]

I drove to Reno to watch people die. Some psycho was killing people for the hell of it.

EDIT: 4 Johnny Cash jokes in the first 15 posts. Epic.

 

[omegaT]

I killed a man.
With a shovel.

I killed a hooker, but it'll take more than that to stop me!

Oh yea well once at a party I pogo-ed.. IDK if thats too extreme but my story has to be told

 

[Marmooset]

I killed a man.
With a shovel.

OT: This is normally nothing like me, as I'm more snide than aggressive. But, as I was young and stupid once (I've since gotten rid of the young part), I:

• -Drank four fifths of a fifth of Jack Daniels in roughly 20 minutes.
  -Threw said empty bottle into a trash barrel 30 feet away, ricocheting it off two stone walls without breaking it in the process.
  -Was hand fed a good portion of one of those cheap fruit-flavored malt beverage two-liters that were popular way back when by a fellow server whom I truly lusted after.
  -Spent 15 minutes trying (unsuccessfully) to kick down a fire door. Who knows why.
  -Was accosted by another guy in a Denny's restroom while I was struggling to use a urinal.
  -And (straw that broke the camel's back), ordered and drank a cup of hot tea at said Denny's, dumping hot liquid on the already unsettled contents of my stomach.

All in one night. After that, everything turned orange.
It's safe to say I was both trash and trashed.

 

[WOPR]

I've never been to a party...

 

[Chewster]

I remember all of the last one I went to as binge drinking loses its appeal after a few years (or so) of it.

 

[sageoftruth]

In the one party I drank at, all I remember was playing Ninja Gaiden Black better than I ever had sober (or at least the spectators thought so).