Patents: New and Fantastic Inventions!
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Action_Bastard said:
They actually invented something to see completely through clothing. They want to start using them at air ports instead of just the simple metal detectors. It shows any liquids, metals and what not on the person as well. They are using them now to make the perfect pair of jeans for each person. They use radio waves that bounce off the skin so you get a perfect image of the body. all they need to do is make a thing to place skin over the created image. how fun.
http://discovermagazine.com/2008/may/31-is-that-a-gun-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-a-size-2
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A compasiter placed in the spines of pediophiles (i mean the one that though little kids, nto the guys that got screw over beucase she said and looked like she was over 18)that would send out an electrical burst ever time the got a massive erection.
It would be charged by the excess energy given off by the heart/nurologial system
It would be charged by the excess energy given off by the heart/nurologial system
I just saw AnGel.Slayer's link to the terrorist finding machine but I've got a more foolproof version to make sure that NO terrorists get through! When flight passengers get to the counter they have to choose between 2 badges, one that says "I am in fact a terrorist" and the other saying "Ala is a big poof and I like tonging a man's balls" then all the terrorists will endup being caught with confession.
In much the same foolproof way the alcohol-tester that when the testee breathes in one end, you push the button and nomatter what a little flag flicks up that says "pissed" and that way we can arrest all the drunk drivers...among other people (saw it on "spitting image" back in the day)
In much the same foolproof way the alcohol-tester that when the testee breathes in one end, you push the button and nomatter what a little flag flicks up that says "pissed" and that way we can arrest all the drunk drivers...among other people (saw it on "spitting image" back in the day)
Well, if you want an all serious Patent idea here is my thought: Have you ever had one of those days where you see things running slowly and say: I better run a Virus scan! The only problem with Scanning is that it can slow down your computer so you're made to find entertainment elsewhere, no more! I think that making a game, like a Dungeon crawler or fps, and when the System finds a virus an enemy is spawned in, but first it scans the Virus to see how serious it could be, a standard little piece of Pop-up enducer would be a weak enemy that would go down in a few hits, but something along the lines of the Y2K Virus would be like Sin from FFX, 2 hits and you're DOWN boy! Just a little idea of mine for boredom relief whilst Virus scanning.
Hrm...
An MMO in which one plays the personality of a character. I mean, only their personality. The actions of the character may be influenced by the player, but they cannot directly control it. The computer would deal with the actual movements.
Such a game would take some pretty damn fine AI, however...
An MMO in which one plays the personality of a character. I mean, only their personality. The actions of the character may be influenced by the player, but they cannot directly control it. The computer would deal with the actual movements.
Such a game would take some pretty damn fine AI, however...
I can give you 270sammyfreak said:
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/o/oscar_wilde.html
A game company that is run by magic: All the games they make are free, and the company uses magic to convert customer satisfaction and gaming pleasure into money. Therefore they make awesome games and they give themselves fat paychecks to make more awesome games.
(I hope you read this Valve. Invent magic and make your games free.)
(I hope you read this Valve. Invent magic and make your games free.)
Agreed. Don't forget to throw in the organ that links the marine to his power armour, the organs that allow him to forgo sleep and eat almost anything, and the ability to spit acid. That's always what's stuck out for me about the Space Marine background; they freaking spit acid! Awesome. They're armed even when their bolters (the guns that fire bullets through tanks) are nowhere near them.PurpleRain said:
Oh, and whatever you do, DON'T create 20 prototype marines. DON'T imbue them with superhuman powers above all the rest. DON'T lose them to all corners of the galaxy via a freak accident. And for the love of all that is good and holy DON'T name one of them Horus, and promote him to the rank of Warmaster...just trust me on this one.
....oh, and we need chainsaw-swords!
X-ray glasses that actually work, and also don't cause eyeball cancer.
I remember getting my xray-specs in the mail and being very unimpressed with the results.
I remember getting my xray-specs in the mail and being very unimpressed with the results.