Pathetic insults

[Mattersmasher]

Following on from the topic about "drive-by insults" I want to know about the stupid, pathetic or bizarre insults you may have attracted, here's mine:

(often from a car window) "Matrix!"

I have heard this one or maybe "look, it's Neo!" so many times I can't count. Why? Because I wear a floor length black coat. It's not made of leather, it's not even a trench coat, but I still get that insult. What makes it more silly is that I have waist length brown hair, glasses and a beard, y'know, just like Keanu Reeves. Hell, I even had one guy yell "Morpheus!" even though I'm white.

And The Matrix was TEN F**KING YEARS AGO!

So go on, what mind-numbingly dumb stuff do you guys get?

 

[tehweave]

Strangest insult I ever heard was waay back in high school.
I was eating lunch with some friends of mine, and heard two people arguing across the room. They were in a heated debate over... Who knows. What I do know is that they kept yelling at each other.
I couldn't make out a single thing until the very end when one guy stood up and said "WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK AN EGG!" And stormed off.

It's one of those moments where you're really confused by what that means, then you start laughing because of how silly it sounds.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I got called a chav on the day I dyed my mohawk red. I was just left thinking "wtf?"

 

[Flying Dagger]

i heard someone say "your whole family is a dog"

stangest thing i ever overheard was casual voice "yeah so i hit my sister in the eye and now she's blind"

 

[H.S.T]

I think mine was probably "Go queef a salad!" I mean come on, MAKE AN EFFORT!

 

[Mardy]

Your mother.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I hope you get punched in the ass.

You literally can't say anything back, it ruins the moment of perfect what the fuck-ocity?

 

[Vrex360]

Hey you are gay.

Nice... you think hard about that one or did you just come up with it when you left to cave clutching your club you ape?

 

[Abedeus]

Your mother.

Aww, ninja'd.

The best is a dialogue:

"- MOVE YOUR ASS!
- At least I have an ass."

Yeah, confusing.

 

[Deramor]

You're a chicken!

I think it's retarded The best answers are: Cluck-cluck-cluck!;Im not a chicken - your a turkey!

 

[T-Bone24]

Some guy called me "Fedora" once. I wasn't wearing a hat.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

To quote Shakespeare:
"France is a dog-hole."

 

[willard3]

If I'm late for something (a bus, work, etc.), I often run. Sometimes high school jocks will drive by and yell some form of "stop running!" or "run Forrest run!"

Never mind that I'm a college graduate and that tons of high schoolers look older than me.

 

[Lncredible]

getting called noob for winning is always a hoot

 

[Shapsters]

Following on from the topic about "drive-by insults" I want to know about the stupid, pathetic or bizarre insults you may have attracted, here's mine:

(often from a car window) "Matrix!"

I have heard this one or maybe "look, it's Neo!" so many times I can't count. Why? Because I wear a floor length black coat. It's not made of leather, it's not even a trench coat, but I still get that insult. What makes it more silly is that I have waist length brown hair, glasses and a beard, y'know, just like Keanu Reeves. Hell, I even had one guy yell "Morpheus!" even though I'm white.

And The Matrix was TEN F**KING YEARS AGO!

So go on, what mind-numbingly dumb stuff do you guys get?

Ok, well first off, why in the hell are you wearing a floor length trench coat? It seems like a rather odd look to go for...

 

[GruntOwner]

I have heard this one or maybe "look, it's Neo!" so many times I can't count. Why? Because I wear a floor length black coat. It's not made of leather, it's not even a trench coat, but I still get that insult. What makes it more silly is that I have waist length brown hair, glasses and a beard, y'know, just like Keanu Reeves. Hell, I even had one guy yell "Morpheus!" even though I'm white.

Same, only it's an enormous blonde frizz bordering on the afro occasionally. also curious given that they actually stopped wearing leather from reloaded onwards.

Also, Shapsters, it's called a dress code. It's been around for a good decade or so thanks to Iron Maiden. That you're unfamiliar with it leaves me to wonder just where the hell you live, no offense.

 

[Tokamaru]

Weirdest insult I've ever received was being called a jock back in 8th grade, I don't know why the guy called me one, it could've been because I physically could bench press his mom (and she was pretty fat too). But why he thought it would be insulting is beyond me.

 

[ThreeWords]

To quote Shakespeare:
"France is a dog-hole."

To further quote the Bard

"Get you gone, you dwarf,
You minimus of hindering knot-grass made,
You bead, you acorn,"

Lysander to Hermia, A Middsummer Night's Dream

(Sorry, I just wrote an essay on it =P)

 

[Mattersmasher]

Ok, well first off, why in the hell are you wearing a floor length trench coat? It seems like a rather odd look to go for...[/quote]

It's not a trench coat, it says so in my post - it's like an old style coachman's coat. My point is that it looks nothing like the one in the movie. My other point is that I should be able to wear whatever the hell I please without some mouth-breather yelling stuff at me.