Pathetic insults

[Danny Ocean]

To quote Shakespeare:
"France is a dog-hole."

Would that make Italy the Dog's Bollocks?

 

[Soda ex Machina]

I got called a "Texas piece of horse shit" when I moved up from the south back in my freshman year of high school.
That's right 'Texas', not 'Texan'.

Wasn't so mad, the girl was bigger than a longhorn and she was mad at me for cutting in the lunch line.

 

[vamp rocks]

Strangest insult I ever heard was waay back in high school.
I was eating lunch with some friends of mine, and heard two people arguing across the room. They were in a heated debate over... Who knows. What I do know is that they kept yelling at each other.
I couldn't make out a single thing until the very end when one guy stood up and said "WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK AN EGG!" And stormed off.

It's one of those moments where you're really confused by what that means, then you start laughing because of how silly it sounds.

ahahahaha OMFG THATS hillarious!!!!!

lol but back on topic... anything that starts with your mum, or just repeating what the person said but putting "you're" in front of it... or saying your gay, etc... all this overused bullshit...

 

[vamp rocks]

getting called noob for winning is always a hoot

lol if you lose your a noob, but if you win you have no life... lol

 

[Inverse Skies]

A guy I work with has red hair and glasses, and every so often some drunk customer will come into the store (I work in a liqour store, so drunks are often present) will shout out something along the lines of;

'Hey its Harry Potter! Or Ron!' or something equally as lame.

 

[Anachronism]

If I'm late for something (a bus, work, etc.), I often run. Sometimes high school jocks will drive by and yell some form of "stop running!" or "run Forrest run!"

I hate it so much when people do this.

Your mother.

Also this. If they say it and mean it seriously there is nothing more pathetic.

 

[sneak_copter]

omfg ur gayez lolz !!!1
omg u sux at teh gamez !1
fuk u donkey nutsakz i iz hax0rz 1!!!

You get the idea.

 

[Silver Khondji]

That's what she said.

I had a roommate WHO said that AFTER EVERY GODDAMN THING ANYONE SAID.

EDIT: I also have long hair and glasses. At least once a month, when I go to the grocery store or whatever, some little kid will call me Harry Potter. =.=

 

[PeterDawson]

Spore-frog. Wouldn't frog of worked just fine?

Honorable mention goes to Appendix. Aren't there easier ways to call a person useless?

 

[Desaari]

I hope you get run over by a racoon.

 

[LockHeart]

Me - 'Well now you're just being completely unreasonable.'
Them - 'So's your face!'
Me - 'I... what...?'

 

[Vorastrix]

My last 2 initials are PG...my grade school peers noticed the similarities with that and the US movie rating system and decided to try and insult me on this....that's prolly the dumbest insult i have ever recieved, that i was rated PG....

 

[ElephantGuts]

I heard someone on some game tell someone "You're your own brother!" I think they were trying to make an incest accusation but clearly it didn't come out right.

 

[Phenakist]

"Your Mother"

Everyone says that, I mean come on if you are trying to insult someone at least say something semi original and be "mature" about it.

I also have bad luck with initials "PJ" so if sleeping is ever mentioned it's all "got you're pj's on yet" it's more stupid than an actual insult tbh

 

[Cheesus333]

"You look like a haemophiliac's attempt at scabbing!"

MEDICAL JOKE! ^O^

 

[Voicuboyy]

i have long hair and usually from a car window i hear "hey rocker!" and of course on the streets in groups of over 5 idiots try to scare me or insult me but only if i'm alone, if i have at least 1 or 2 freinds with me no one says anything on the street, the car thing still works because you can't chase cars... i hate that kind of people

 

[Zorg Machine]

Just because you'r a gay pile..........(it was in swedish though but it doesn't make much sense then either)

 

[Sparrow]

I got called a chav on the day I dyed my mohawk red. I was just left thinking "wtf?"

You died your mohawk red? Surely thats more punk, not chavvy?

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Okay......
OMG if you think..(insert opinion here) then you need to get a life.
Your face.
You suck.
I also hate how some people will be biased just to get you i.e. if you did something, they'll say it sucks, if their friend does the exact same thing, they'll say it's awesome.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I got called a chav on the day I dyed my mohawk red. I was just left thinking "wtf?"

You died your mohawk red? Surely thats more punk, not chavvy?

Yea. I'm not sure if they were serious though.