>>> Give up on breakfast and just get some COFFEE. Leave BACON on floor to feed and appease SIMON.
Paul's Life- Free form Choose Your Own Adventure
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[blockquote]>>>feed the cat (and check him for serious injuries)
>>>Accquire Coffee[/blockquote]
You grab some catfood from the cupboard and follow Simon to your bedroom, where he has retreated. At first he hisses as you come close, but eats from the food you put on the floor. As he eat you examine his injuries, which are not really visible beneath his fur. You assume he will be alright. The coffee is done by now, and you pour yourself a cup. Nice! [color=10900]Health +5, Happiness +5[/color]
[blockquote]>>>Examine WALLET.
>>>set out to head to the unemployment office. [/blockquote]
You check your WALLET for anything important. You find ID CARD, BANK CARD, LIBRARY CARD, ORGAN DONOR CARD, PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION CARD, EXPIRED CONDOM, 20 CURRENCY (note), 3.5 CURRECNY (coins).
Putting back your WALLET in your pocket you decide it is time you get a job! You put on your shoes and head out. Boy, is that UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE far away? How will you get there? You don't have a BIKE, but you see a few unlocked ones nearby. You could also take the SUBWAY, or simply WALK, although it is quite a bit.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN.
[color=10900]HP: 100/100[/color]
[color=8500]ANGER: 15[/color][/blockquote]
>>>Accquire Coffee[/blockquote]
You grab some catfood from the cupboard and follow Simon to your bedroom, where he has retreated. At first he hisses as you come close, but eats from the food you put on the floor. As he eat you examine his injuries, which are not really visible beneath his fur. You assume he will be alright. The coffee is done by now, and you pour yourself a cup. Nice! [color=10900]Health +5, Happiness +5[/color]
[blockquote]>>>Examine WALLET.
>>>set out to head to the unemployment office. [/blockquote]
You check your WALLET for anything important. You find ID CARD, BANK CARD, LIBRARY CARD, ORGAN DONOR CARD, PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION CARD, EXPIRED CONDOM, 20 CURRENCY (note), 3.5 CURRECNY (coins).
Putting back your WALLET in your pocket you decide it is time you get a job! You put on your shoes and head out. Boy, is that UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE far away? How will you get there? You don't have a BIKE, but you see a few unlocked ones nearby. You could also take the SUBWAY, or simply WALK, although it is quite a bit.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN.
[color=10900]HP: 100/100[/color]
[color=8500]ANGER: 15[/color][/blockquote]
[blockquote]>>>Reflect on the shame of having an expired condom in your wallet.
>>> >>>Put EXPIRED CONDOM on your nose.
[/blockquote]
You remember the old faithful condom in your wallet, been there way past expiration date, as a sad sad monument to you never getting any. You cry a little on the inside. [color=9700]Anger +5[/color]
You open the package and put if over your nose, hoping it would ease your inner pain, but it doesn't help.
[blockquote]>>> Take the SUBWAY.[/blockquote]
You walk a few hundred meters and head down the stairs to the SUBWAY STATION. There you jump on a TRAIN that is going on in the right direction. Well on the train some SHADY BLOKES points finger at you, and talks and laughs among themselves. [color=9700]Anger +5[/color]
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN.
[color=10900]HP: 100/100[/color]
[color=8500]ANGER: 25[/color][/blockquote]
>>> >>>Put EXPIRED CONDOM on your nose.
[/blockquote]
You remember the old faithful condom in your wallet, been there way past expiration date, as a sad sad monument to you never getting any. You cry a little on the inside. [color=9700]Anger +5[/color]
You open the package and put if over your nose, hoping it would ease your inner pain, but it doesn't help.
[blockquote]>>> Take the SUBWAY.[/blockquote]
You walk a few hundred meters and head down the stairs to the SUBWAY STATION. There you jump on a TRAIN that is going on in the right direction. Well on the train some SHADY BLOKES points finger at you, and talks and laughs among themselves. [color=9700]Anger +5[/color]
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN.
[color=10900]HP: 100/100[/color]
[color=8500]ANGER: 25[/color][/blockquote]
[blockquote]>>>Ignore SHADY BLOKES. Find a NEWSPAPER to read instead. And read the job offerings
-100%
Anger Modifier 25= 87.5%[/blockquote]
[color=9500]-FAILED-[/color]
You are too stressed by SHADY BLOKES actions to concentrate on reading the newspaper.
ANGER +5
[blockquote]>>>Confront SHADY BLOKES.[/blockquote]
You walk up to SHADY BLOKES and ask what the hell is so funny. One of them answers that you have a condom over your nose.
(Note: There are three of them. Paul is, as I mentioned before, a weakling. If his anger levels go up enough, however, he has reason to be feared in battle. Fighting is also a good way to lower anger levels, assuming you win.)
[blockquote] Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN.
HP: 100/100
ANGER: 30[/blockquote]
-100%
Anger Modifier 25= 87.5%[/blockquote]
[color=9500]-FAILED-[/color]
You are too stressed by SHADY BLOKES actions to concentrate on reading the newspaper.
ANGER +5
[blockquote]>>>Confront SHADY BLOKES.[/blockquote]
You walk up to SHADY BLOKES and ask what the hell is so funny. One of them answers that you have a condom over your nose.
(Note: There are three of them. Paul is, as I mentioned before, a weakling. If his anger levels go up enough, however, he has reason to be feared in battle. Fighting is also a good way to lower anger levels, assuming you win.)
[blockquote] Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN.
HP: 100/100
ANGER: 30[/blockquote]
[blockquote]>>> Throw the now snotty expired condom at one of the shady blokes.[/blockquote]
You throw the EXPIRED CONDOM residing on you nose at the leader of the SHADY BLOKES.
[blockquote][HEADING=1]-BATTLE INITIATED-[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]OPPONENT: SHADY BLOKES (3)[/HEADING]
WEAPON EQUIPPED: UNARMED
THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE
-----------------------
[HEADING=2]PAUL[/HEADING]
WEAPON EQUIPPED: NEWSPAPER (MODIFIER: +/- 0)
THREAT LEVEL: MOSTLY HARMLESS
HEALTH: [color=10600]100/100[/color]
[HEADING=2]CHANCE OF WINNING: 5%[/HEADING]
Anger modifier +30= [HEADING=1]25%!!!!11[/HEADING][/blockquote]
[HEADING=2]-SUCCESS-[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]EXTERMINATION MODE ACTIVATED![/HEADING]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
[color=9500]BLOODLUST +1000
POWER LEVEL: >9000[/color]
As the SHADY BLOKES make it clear they are looking for a fight you react super quick. You whack the leader SHADY BLOKE with superhuman strength, making his skullbone crack and breaking the NEWSPAPER in two. The remaining SHADY BLOKES show no signs of wishing to continue the fight, but you leap at one of them, and start tearing his throat off with your teeth. Soaked in warm blood you go after the last one, snapping his neck before he is able to react.
[HEADING=2][/EXTERMINATION MODE][/HEADING] [color=10500]BLOODLUST -1000, RAGE -30[/color]
Just as you are done with the killing, the TRAIN stops and the doors open, and you realize you have arrived at the station that is the closest one to the UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE. You step off the TRAIN. You find yourself at the SUBWAY STATION. People are looking at your very red CLOTHES.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER.
HP: 100/100[/blockquote]
You throw the EXPIRED CONDOM residing on you nose at the leader of the SHADY BLOKES.
[blockquote][HEADING=1]-BATTLE INITIATED-[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]OPPONENT: SHADY BLOKES (3)[/HEADING]
WEAPON EQUIPPED: UNARMED
THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE
-----------------------
[HEADING=2]PAUL[/HEADING]
WEAPON EQUIPPED: NEWSPAPER (MODIFIER: +/- 0)
THREAT LEVEL: MOSTLY HARMLESS
HEALTH: [color=10600]100/100[/color]
[HEADING=2]CHANCE OF WINNING: 5%[/HEADING]
Anger modifier +30= [HEADING=1]25%!!!!11[/HEADING][/blockquote]
[HEADING=2]-SUCCESS-[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]EXTERMINATION MODE ACTIVATED![/HEADING]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
[color=9500]BLOODLUST +1000
POWER LEVEL: >9000[/color]
As the SHADY BLOKES make it clear they are looking for a fight you react super quick. You whack the leader SHADY BLOKE with superhuman strength, making his skullbone crack and breaking the NEWSPAPER in two. The remaining SHADY BLOKES show no signs of wishing to continue the fight, but you leap at one of them, and start tearing his throat off with your teeth. Soaked in warm blood you go after the last one, snapping his neck before he is able to react.
[HEADING=2][/EXTERMINATION MODE][/HEADING] [color=10500]BLOODLUST -1000, RAGE -30[/color]
Just as you are done with the killing, the TRAIN stops and the doors open, and you realize you have arrived at the station that is the closest one to the UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE. You step off the TRAIN. You find yourself at the SUBWAY STATION. People are looking at your very red CLOTHES.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER.
HP: 100/100[/blockquote]
Damn Paul and his luck. I was planning to get his ass beaten.
Could you keep to one command at a time? You CAN set a long time goal, (like when you said he should to to Unemployment Office) but how he goes about to fullfill them shouldn't be handled in one post.
IF you want him to mug a person in a bathroom, however, you ought to write that he should head to a public bathroom, and then, when he gets there, tell him how to go about doing it, keeping in mind the scenery I have described.
Sorry I haven't informed you guys before, but I just realized this myself.
IF you want him to mug a person in a bathroom, however, you ought to write that he should head to a public bathroom, and then, when he gets there, tell him how to go about doing it, keeping in mind the scenery I have described.
Sorry I haven't informed you guys before, but I just realized this myself.