After 12 years, I just don't care anymore.
though i do hope that it's good for the sake of
those who are getting it..
though i do hope that it's good for the sake of
those who are getting it..
PAX 2010: Hands On Duke Nukem Forever
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I foresee a huge fail, simply because gaming ain't a mens-only-thing anymore that is practiced in dark basements. We (hopefully) have evovled beyond that kind of brainless-macho-entertainment.
I mean, look at modern fps-concepts, where women are treated as more than just useless boobs. Look at... Mhm... Half-life 2! Yes, absolutly. And there is... mhm... Bioshock, may be? No Boobs there. Resident Evil 4!? Mhaaa, bad choice, with all that dressing-doll stuff.
Ah, forget what I was saying.
I mean, look at modern fps-concepts, where women are treated as more than just useless boobs. Look at... Mhm... Half-life 2! Yes, absolutly. And there is... mhm... Bioshock, may be? No Boobs there. Resident Evil 4!? Mhaaa, bad choice, with all that dressing-doll stuff.
Ah, forget what I was saying.
Consider my mind blown. Twins, you say? Comical self reference? Tits? Dick jokes? Using an eye as a puntable object? Not a bad way to reanimate the poor bastard. Well, now that it actually exists, I might actually play it.
You know what would be hilarious? If it just ends up being a sub par Source or UT3 mod. Or they're going to scrap the whole thing and make it in the CryEngine or something. But wait, the release date is "Next Year"? Hasn't is ALWAYS been "Next year" or "This Christmas? I remember a PC Gamer cover from the mid 90's that had Duke bursting through a wall of wrapping paper saying "Coming this Christmas".
Honestly, I can't bring myself to care about this.
Honestly, I can't bring myself to care about this.
Pfft dont belive the lies!
I'm refusing to get trolled again. IF it comes out I might read something about it. Till then...
I'm refusing to get trolled again. IF it comes out I might read something about it. Till then...
I'm not sold, esp. since the fight with the Cycloid is pretty much copy/pasta from Duke Nukem 3D right down to the kicking the eyeball through the goal posts.
Not to mention the fact that I haven't been interested in Duke's brand of humour since I was a teenager which was 8-10 years ago.
Not to mention the fact that I haven't been interested in Duke's brand of humour since I was a teenager which was 8-10 years ago.
This game hasn't really been in development for 12 years, it's been on hiatus for 12 years and in development for an afternoon.
Duke Nukem Forever has a specifically bound button on the 360 for drinking beer, if that isn't pure win i don't know what is.
There's gamers out there who are only a few years older than the development on this thing, that's scary.
It would be nice to think that some at 3D saw Yahtzee's 'review' and felt the burn of shame.
It's going to be even better when he gets hold of it, because that, like the sun coming up has to happen.
It would be nice to think that some at 3D saw Yahtzee's 'review' and felt the burn of shame.
It's going to be even better when he gets hold of it, because that, like the sun coming up has to happen.
This game did not need to be "saved", it needed to be forgotten. There are so many things this money and time could have been better spent on. Shame on everyone that buys this game and all of the developers. I really, really wish this whole damn thing just never happened.