PAY for ketchup at a McDonald's? ARE YOU MAD?!?
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It bloody isn't!King of the Sandbox said:
Seriously, this is very bad advice to take. Last year, I spent an afternoon in the pub with some mates, and we decided to go see Watchmen. Hurrying to the cinema on the other side of town, I'm struck with a sudden need to piss, and my mate is too. Being a gentleman, I let him duck into a nearby alley and do his business, and when he returns I go in. I find a nice, friendly bit of wall, I unzip, I let loose the first few drops and thn BAM! A cop car pulls up at the end of the alley. One of the surveillance ones, with the camera on top, pointing right at me. I stare back, helpless, knowing I have nowhere to run - the alley is blind, and they've blocked the only exit. Sheepishly, I finish and tuck it away, and slink over to the waiting cops. They tell me I have two options; pay a fine, or go to court. I choose the fine.
80.
FUCKING.
POUNDS.
Yes, that's right. It cost me 80 quid of my hard-earned money to take a quick piss. So next time someone says they'd rather piss out in the alley than pay a pittance to use the toilet, smack them upside the head and point out that they're better off paying up front than catching a hefty fine later.
I once had a McDonalds try to charge for the honey mustard for my McNuggets. I sent a frie dup to try and get some, and they still tried to charge him as well.
I think it's the individual franchise owner who does it. Try going to a different once, and I'm sure you'll get the same result.
Then again, I boycotted McDonalds for about 6 months due to the fact that one of their restaurants tossed out a veteran with a working dog just because he had the dog in the restaurant. They cannot legally do that!
http://newsroom.blogs.cnn.com/2009/12/02/army-veteran-sues-mcdonalds/
Watch the video in the link. McDonalds is eViL!
EDIT: He's suing for $10,000,000. He will likely win.
How could anyone hate a golden retriever!
I think it's the individual franchise owner who does it. Try going to a different once, and I'm sure you'll get the same result.
Then again, I boycotted McDonalds for about 6 months due to the fact that one of their restaurants tossed out a veteran with a working dog just because he had the dog in the restaurant. They cannot legally do that!
http://newsroom.blogs.cnn.com/2009/12/02/army-veteran-sues-mcdonalds/
Watch the video in the link. McDonalds is eViL!
EDIT: He's suing for $10,000,000. He will likely win.
How could anyone hate a golden retriever!
Mortagog said:
Oh, I've been to the UK three times, for months at the time. I noticed it there, but here? IN MY AMERICA? NO, sir.death525 said:
All that teaches me is not to piss in blind alleys. You gotta poop like a ninja would poop.SonicWaffle said:
Remember, ninja poop.
That would be an interesting experiment. At first I was thinking you were wrong, but on second thought human feces might be cleaner than cow feces, and that's not even mentioning the massive amounts of corn syrup, sodium and trans fats in the food there. Still, the nutritional value of feces is probably less than even the dubious nutrient content of McDonald's cuisine.Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
If somebody wants to break it all down for a comparison I'd love that.
