Kuroneko97 said:
"I have nothing against gay people, but I honestly think some of them are just out to be troublemakers."
Oh go fuck yourself lady. How exactly are we out to be troublemakers? Yeah, we're dating people of our gender, how troublesome and mischievous. Dumb *****. And no, saying "some of them" doesn't make you any less stupid or idiotic about this.
"Video Games are toys with no artistic or intellectual merit whatsoever. Grow up."
Peanut allergies aren't that much of a big deal. Grow up.
"Anyone over the age of 17 that still plays video games must be developmentally disabled."
Says the college graduate who thinks pumping her own gas is just too much like hard work and wants others to do it for her!
"Parenting Tip: Tattoos + piercings + drugs = Dead at 27."
Which perfectly explains all the drug-users with tattoos and piercings walking around older than 27.
"Every gas station should be full service. Um yeah, I'm a college graduate, I shouldn't have to pump my own gas."
If you can get through college, you can work a gas pump. I'm a fucking drop-out and I can manage it. It's not that difficult. Stop being such an entitled *****. You working your way through college doesn't mean you should have stuff done for you.
"Parenting Tip: Caffeine is a gateway drug. Avoid Coca-Cola products and Coffee flavored Ice Cream."
Bullshit. Next.
"'Hell', 'Damn', and 'Ass' are ALL curse words worthy of a time-out. Any parent who doesn't agree is encouraging needless vulgarity."
Who are you, the fucking morality brigade? You lost the right to be morally superior when you demand people pump your fucking gas for you and compare peanut allergies to AIDS.
"In many ways peanut and tree nut allergies are far more serious than AIDS."
This is the big one. This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever heard a person say. Yes, peanut allergies are bad things. Nobody is arguing that. But they are not worse than a STD that kills your immune system so that even a fucking cold could potentially kill you, as well as making it so sex becomes more like a well-organised plan as opposed to a fun activity. Don't be a fucking idiot, you stupid *****, look beyond your own fucking condition. Just because you have a peanut allergy but don't have AIDS, doesn't mean peanut allergies are worse. Think beyond your own stupid, entitled little life.
God this just really pisses me off!
"If you expose a child afflicted by food allergies to their allergen (even by accident) you should be fined or possibly face jail time."
Yeah, cause your child already potentially dying just isn't enough of a bad result of an accident, now we're going to demand money from you and make it so you can't see your child for a period of time by throwing you in a cell with murderers and rapists. You know, for the sake of good parenting! This is so stupid its almost physically painful.
"Unlike nut allergies, dairy allergies are really blown out of proportion by over protective mothers."
Wow, hypocrite much?