I put my post in the spoiler so it wouldn't ruin the pretty picture of manipulated song lyrics
Anyways, mine involves a real-life variant of Cluedo, whereby I drug my partner (with consent), take them to a mysterious maze-house[footnote]Technically it is a small re-enactment village with a confusing and maze-like construction[/footnote] and give them a map and a set of clue-cards. They must then work their way around the maze-house, finding a series of wandering people dressed up as various caricatures of well-known stereotypes/demographics/professions, each in possession of various sex-tools. Each person is also in possession of a 'room card', and gives it to my partner upon being found. In this way, my partner is slowly able to reduce the available options of where I am, what I'm dressed as, and what I'll be implementing into our special time. Once they cross-check their cards with the cards they've been given and the characters they've met, they will announce over a speaker system the final information as "The *character*, in the *room/building*, with the *item*". At this point, I will come out from hiding and place myself within the room, waiting for them to find me.
I'm just kidding, I'm asexual.