Peecee Fighter's Guild Chapter House

[Wrath 228]

Well, I remembered good ol' fast travel is here for my use, so I fast traveled to Dive Rock, where the fan met a rather hilarious end. Made a little target down the bottom, got him the ring just outside the bullseye.

Anyway, restocked on ammo, got myself a snazzy new short sword enchanted with paralyzation (I do so love paralyzation) and drain fatigue, and got a Silence spell. That'll work well on the magic-slinging daedra. Anyway, tell the Legion commanding officer he has 15 minutes to prepare his assault force, then we go in.

 

[kdread1]

Okay Wrath.

*Tells the Legion Commander*

We await your call Wrath, lead the way.

 

[Wrath 228]

Looks like everyone is ready. Alright, here's how it goes. We advance through the main cavern as one unit, taking out everything we see. At the fork, we'll split in half. Captain, you go with the half the breaks left, I'll continue straight. Bear in mind, the Legion is in command here, we're just guiding them. We have an understanding with them, but we're not soldiers, remember that. Just watch your fire and swinging, and if it has scales or flies (or both), kill it.

Now, the caverns eventually converge back into one main tunnel. Whichever of us gets there first will wait for the other half, then we move through the latter half of the cave system as one until the last fork, where the same tactic as above applies. You go left, I'll go straight/right. Z and Framed, you guys will be stationed outside the cave system with archers and a small unit to take out any daedra that may slip past and try to escape.

Everyone clear on the plan?

 

[kdread1]

Yup, kipkip lets go! *rides summoned daedroth infron of the legion* my Daedroth has been kitted in battle armor, so they don't attack it.

*We advance through the tunnels, dispatching scamps as we go, nothing happens, although we did loose afew men to pit falls*

 

[Wrath 228]

*Churls and other humanoid footsoldiers begin appearing, but we kill them with ease. Clannfears and Daedroths also begin making appearences, but it is nothing we cannot handle*

"Ok, we've reached the fork. Let's split up. See you on the other side, Captain"

 

[kdread1]

Rightyo, ONWWARDS!

 

[zfactor]

"Ooh, look, the Legion guys gave me a shiny new bow!"

*waits outside for something to exit the cave*

 

[Wrath 228]

*After working all through the night, we finally clear the caves and find the Oblivion gate through which the daedric invasion is coming. Or rather, the four Oblivion gates.*

"Looks like we're going to need Z and Framed for this." *Turns to Legion soldiers* "Can we get a runner to get my other two men in here?" *Two Legion soldiers run off to summon Z and Framed.* "Alright, we sit tight here until they arrive, then we each take a section of the Legion into a gate and shut it down."

 

[kdread1]

Do the Legion follow us in? Coze i don't wont these Legion Soldiers to take ALL the kills, anyway we will wait for Z and Framed to come, I'll take the one on the right. *Takes out Shrinfang and hums the Rocky theme*

 

[zfactor]

"OK, we're here. Although Framed hasn't said anything since that Cliff Racer thing..."

*Glares at Framed*

"Anyway, ooh, look, four Oblivion gates!"

*Draws lightning dagger and silver shortsword*

"So what's the plan?"

 

[Wrath 228]

"We each take a dozen Legion soldiers in with us and shut down the gates. It's that simple. Don't killed, I'll see you guys back here."

*Goes through gate*

 

[kdread1]

I'll race ya... LEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......

 

[kdread1]

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN *gate explodes* NNNNNNKKKKKIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSS

I win ^_^

 

[zfactor]

-sigh-

"And I haven't even started yet..."

*runs through gate*

 

[kdread1]

*whistles*
"Oi, you Legion guys, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"
"WOODCUTTER"
"BAKER"
"SUPERMARKET CLERC!"

"SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"


"TO HURT PEOPLE!"

"URRRRAAAAAAA"

 

[Wrath 228]

*Appears, followed by the Legion guys, as the gate destabilizes*

THIS IS WHY WE NEED A FRAKKING CARTOGRAPHER! Goddammit! It took us the better part of the day just find which tower the Sigil Keep was in. Then this s'wit *Points to a Legion guy whose helmet is helmet is cocked sideways and whose eyes face in slightly different directions* led half of my troop into the wrong tower! RAAAAAAARGH. Anyway, we finally took out the gate.

Now we're just waiting on Z and Framed.

 

[kdread1]

*Using a tooth pick to clean teeth* and I thought you would never come, thats why i just blitzkrieged through them and throwed them in lava, WITHOUT the legion soldiers....

 

[Wrath 228]

Well I figured I'd brush up on my small unit tactics, and it went well enough until this idiot screwed up. Anyway, *pulls out a scone and spreads some butter on it, then begins nomming* what's taking them two so long?

 

[zfactor]

*Steps out of crumbling gate*

"Oh, Hi! I was just seeing how long it took the Legion to close the gate by themselves. They decided to make a human bridge over the lava rather than lower the real bridge. They all fell in trying to escape..."

 

[kdread1]

Sigh,these Legion soldiers must be militia, they don't understande the concept of, THAT IS A DEATH TRA- oh, just walk on in aye?

Now, waiting for Framed.