Peecee Fighter's Guild Chapter House
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A man who wants to both mass produce the staff as well as create a reversal spell and enchant more staves with that. He is then going to market it as a less-than-lethal method for military, policing and mercenary organizations to take down targets. He had approached the elf you stole it from to make a deal for the spell, but he declined.
Our customer told me that the enchantment wears off after about about 6 or 7 hours, so you should turn back soon.
Oh, and this actually isn't milk, it's white paint from the paint can we were using to paint the Guild Hall with. It tastes really bad, so I just grabbed a cream soda.
Anyways, here is your payment for the contract, Z (I'm going to call you that from now on). 400 septims and an ebony dagger, enchanted with shock damage. kdread, your payment, 600 septims and four healing potions. Get that leg fixed and be ready for work in the morning.
In the meantime, hold the fort fellas, I'm gonna go bring the Mages back their staves before they notice that they're gone.
Our customer told me that the enchantment wears off after about about 6 or 7 hours, so you should turn back soon.
Oh, and this actually isn't milk, it's white paint from the paint can we were using to paint the Guild Hall with. It tastes really bad, so I just grabbed a cream soda.
Anyways, here is your payment for the contract, Z (I'm going to call you that from now on). 400 septims and an ebony dagger, enchanted with shock damage. kdread, your payment, 600 septims and four healing potions. Get that leg fixed and be ready for work in the morning.
In the meantime, hold the fort fellas, I'm gonna go bring the Mages back their staves before they notice that they're gone.
*voice slightly less chipmunky* it seems to be wearing off, now, I feel like some carrots....
oh and keep that shock dagger away from my leg please, it could slow down the healing if it did.... * wraps leg in shock proof cloak* just incase, now, carrots...
oh and keep that shock dagger away from my leg please, it could slow down the healing if it did.... * wraps leg in shock proof cloak* just incase, now, carrots...
Now...WE DRINK COMRADES!
Nah, just kidding, alcohol impairs your judgment, motor skills, and other essential cognitive functions!
Anyway, take the day off tomorrow. After that, we'll have to step up recruiting in some way. We'll have a meeting the morning we come back to work. In the meantime, I'm off to Bruma for a day of R&R. See you gents back here tuesday!
Nah, just kidding, alcohol impairs your judgment, motor skills, and other essential cognitive functions!
Anyway, take the day off tomorrow. After that, we'll have to step up recruiting in some way. We'll have a meeting the morning we come back to work. In the meantime, I'm off to Bruma for a day of R&R. See you gents back here tuesday!
Hold on I just got here! Anyway as it may seem I am now your dutiful porter! *bows down* Whatever you guys want me to do I'll do it!
[Walks on in covered in blood] Here *pants* I have...your wine. You'll never guess what happened to me. I ran into your Horris friend as he was robbed by a thief. I scare off the thief but I told him that I'm with this guild now so he calls in the city guard and....well...[slumps down on a chair] Oh yeah I found a great sword off of one of their bodies! [Raises a great sword with pride and hads K the wine] Oh and Horris is probably still alive so don't worry about him.
Master: Koroioz (Morrowind789)
Undermaster: Wrath 228 (Mastercosmo)
Herald/Captain: kdread1
Cartographer:
Porter: Mr.I'vebeenframed ("Framed")
Trainer:
Drunk:
Task Doer: zfactor ("Z")
Random-guy-who-just-sits-around-the-guild-but-can't-fight-or-do-anything-at-all:
Well, I got to Bruma and I realized I left my jacket here, so I came back. I don't feel like making the journey again, so here I am! Anyway, welcome to the guild, Framed! (this is what you will be known as from now on) Your duties as Porter are as follows:
1) Follow anyone that walks in with a camera either attached to their head or floating behind them. Do not let them out of your sight.
2) Keep the guild hall clean and tidy
3) Do not beat up, stab, burn, shock, freeze, paraylze, shank, slash, shoot, choke, kick, or otherwise maime Horris in any way.
4) Make sure you don't have too many lines of dialogue.
5) Always, ALWAYS make sure that you keep the fridge stocked
6) Lock the place up should there be no on else here when you leave.
Undermaster: Wrath 228 (Mastercosmo)
Herald/Captain: kdread1
Cartographer:
Porter: Mr.I'vebeenframed ("Framed")
Trainer:
Drunk:
Task Doer: zfactor ("Z")
Random-guy-who-just-sits-around-the-guild-but-can't-fight-or-do-anything-at-all:
Well, I got to Bruma and I realized I left my jacket here, so I came back. I don't feel like making the journey again, so here I am! Anyway, welcome to the guild, Framed! (this is what you will be known as from now on) Your duties as Porter are as follows:
1) Follow anyone that walks in with a camera either attached to their head or floating behind them. Do not let them out of your sight.
2) Keep the guild hall clean and tidy
3) Do not beat up, stab, burn, shock, freeze, paraylze, shank, slash, shoot, choke, kick, or otherwise maime Horris in any way.
4) Make sure you don't have too many lines of dialogue.
5) Always, ALWAYS make sure that you keep the fridge stocked
6) Lock the place up should there be no on else here when you leave.
*Sips wine happily* Good job framed, after this wine I'll ride a chariot into town and get picked up by the remaining guards, lead them into the forest.... and accidently "lose" them with the evil wolf and evil creatures of the night.... and pick up some fried cliff racer legs on the way back....
Good plan sir! Now I must wash the guild until I can see my face on the stone unless someone needs me for something else...
"Hey guys I'm back! On my way back, I met this guy standing outside a cave not too far from here. He says it's infested with Rodents Of Unusual Size and will pay 500 septims (that's the currency Wrath used before, so I guess that's the currency I'll use...) to anybody who clears them out. And that's 500 septims each not total. I'm going tomorrow, anybody else want to come with?"