Penguin Faction!

[megapenguinx]

Hello there fellow Escapists! It's time for us penguins to step out of the shadows and assemble in opposition against the Zombies, Pirates, Aliens, Ninjas, and Robots. For too long have we sat on the sidelines as these groups contended for world supremacy. Well now it's our turn! Let's rally together and show them the might of the penguin army!
FOR ANTARCTICA!

 

[megapenguinx]

No one wants to support my cause....

 

[Internet Kraken]

Penguins? What the hell?

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

If I wasn't already a ninja, I would totally join your cause. But I am honor-bound to my duty.

 

[Souplex]

You guys are too busy partying in your tuxedos to put on real suits and do business.

 

[GyroCaptain]

*Ksckgskk* Eliminating the penguin threat added to list of 'minor priorites' rho-zeta-11.

 

[Darkcharm]

Alright, Penguins is officially the best faction ever, even though it doesn't exist.

 

[Ago Iterum]

Well... It might be because this is an game where there are no penguins involved, if you click on the adverts, and play the game, you'll see the categories are pirates, zombies, robots, aliens and Ninjas...

 

[Kogarian]

Fucking bear army pwns n00bish penguins

 

[oliveira8]

Polar Bears>Penguins.

 

[sky14kemea]

Polar Bears>Penguins.

Pygmys>Polar Bears>Penguins

 

[hotacidbath]

Polar Bears>Penguins.

Agreed. Polar bears! Rise up against the penguin enemies.

 

[Dramus]

As a member of the robot faction, I can support your noble cause. We have had a well documented alliance with the penguins ever since our ambassador Bender first made successful contact.

 

[xxDarlenexx]

I'm a pirate, but what is a pirate if not a rat bastard who switches sides when the switchin's good?


TEAM PENGUIN! QUACK!

 

[Darkcharm]

As a member of the robot faction, I can support your noble cause. We have had a well documented alliance with the penguins ever since our ambassador Bender first made successful contact.

Hear that polar bears? The penguins are going to get rocket launchers from the robots! For Antarctica!

 

[oliveira8]

Polar Bears>Penguins.

Pygmys>Polar Bears>Penguins

Do pygmys have mind control powers? Cause Polar Bears have!!

Didnt you wath the news? Those polar bears in the german zoo mind controlled that lady so she would jump into the cage so they could eat her!! I say thats pretty awesome and badass!

 

[ElephantGuts]

That's right, no one wants to support penguins. Tough. Cute? Maybe. Capable of world domination? Unlikely.

 

[Deguasser]

pernguins WTF? I think you mean Penguins you know how you spelled it in the title of this post?

 

[sky14kemea]

Polar Bears>Penguins.

Pygmys>Polar Bears>Penguins

Do pygmys have mind control powers? Cause Polar Bears have!!

Didnt you wath the news? Those polar bears in the german zoo mind controlled that lady so she would jump into the cage so they could eat her!! I say thats pretty awesome and badass!

no they dont, but they live in long grass so the polar bear would never be able to look into their eyes, plus Pygmy's have the element of surprise

 

[oliveira8]

Polar Bears>Penguins.

Pygmys>Polar Bears>Penguins

Do pygmys have mind control powers? Cause Polar Bears have!!

Didnt you wath the news? Those polar bears in the german zoo mind controlled that lady so she would jump into the cage so they could eat her!! I say thats pretty awesome and badass!

no they dont, but they live in long grass so the polar bear would never be able to look into their eyes, plus Pygmy's have the element of surprise

But in the frozen wastes there is no high grass! And even if Polar Bears are caught outside the artic enviroment they would just roll over mud or dirt so they could blend in!