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oliveira8 said:
sky14kemea said:
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Polar Bears>Penguins.
Pygmys>Polar Bears>Penguins
Do pygmys have mind control powers? Cause Polar Bears have!!

Didnt you wath the news? Those polar bears in the german zoo mind controlled that lady so she would jump into the cage so they could eat her!! I say thats pretty awesome and badass!
no they dont, but they live in long grass so the polar bear would never be able to look into their eyes, plus Pygmy's have the element of surprise :p
But in the frozen wastes there is no high grass! And even if Polar Bears are caught outside the artic enviroment they would just roll over mud or dirt so they could blend in!
if there isnt any long grass then there wont be any Pygmy's so they cant be controlled anyway XD
 

Darkcharm

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Robots + Penguins = Frozen Nuke. Soon, we will launch it at the north pole. As for the pygmys, I say let the Zombies take care of them.
 

oliveira8

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sky14kemea said:
oliveira8 said:
sky14kemea said:
oliveira8 said:
sky14kemea said:
oliveira8 said:
Polar Bears>Penguins.
Pygmys>Polar Bears>Penguins
Do pygmys have mind control powers? Cause Polar Bears have!!

Didnt you wath the news? Those polar bears in the german zoo mind controlled that lady so she would jump into the cage so they could eat her!! I say thats pretty awesome and badass!
no they dont, but they live in long grass so the polar bear would never be able to look into their eyes, plus Pygmy's have the element of surprise :p
But in the frozen wastes there is no high grass! And even if Polar Bears are caught outside the artic enviroment they would just roll over mud or dirt so they could blend in!
if there isnt any long grass then there wont be any Pygmy's so they cant be controlled anyway XD
Aha! So its clear! Polar Bears>Pygmys! Also Polar Bears are military backed up by Coca-Cola!

Surrender to your Bear overlords!

 

scotth266

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Hilarity. I would totally join you, though I probably won't play much more Genre Wars. Too many high-level players keep jumping me: the lack of a limitation on who you can challenge means that I win twice, then have my army wiped out by someone with 100 units of high-grade caliber spread out across the board. It boils down to the situation presented in the second panel of this [http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20081114.jpg] comic, only without any sense of restraint.
 

oliveira8

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sky14kemea said:
oliveira8 said:
Aha! So its clear! Polar Bears>Pygmys! Also Polar Bears are military backed up by Coca-Cola!
only in Antarctica...
Greenland, Russia, Canada and USA. To be exact my friend.

And with the might of Coca-Cola they can build for themselfs suits that allow desert combat and other places that dont have snow!
 

sky14kemea

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oliveira8 said:
sky14kemea said:
oliveira8 said:
Aha! So its clear! Polar Bears>Pygmys! Also Polar Bears are military backed up by Coca-Cola!
only in Antarctica...
Greenland, Russia, Canada and USA. To be exact my friend.

And with the might of Coca-Cola they can build for themselfs suits that allow desert combat and other places that dont have snow!
but until that day Pygmy's rule the rest of the world! bwahahaha
 

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scotth266 said:
Hilarity. I would totally join you, though I probably won't play much more Genre Wars. Too many high-level players keep jumping me: the lack of a limitation on who you can challenge means that I win twice, then have my army wiped out by someone with 100 units of high-grade caliber spread out across the board. It boils down to the situation presented in the second panel of this [http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20081114.jpg] comic, only without any sense of restraint.
When that happens I bravely retreat with a fierce and murderous intent. That shows them.
 

oliveira8

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sky14kemea said:
oliveira8 said:
sky14kemea said:
oliveira8 said:
Aha! So its clear! Polar Bears>Pygmys! Also Polar Bears are military backed up by Coca-Cola!
only in Antarctica...
Greenland, Russia, Canada and USA. To be exact my friend.

And with the might of Coca-Cola they can build for themselfs suits that allow desert combat and other places that dont have snow!
but until that day Pygmy's rule the rest of the world! bwahahaha
But most of the world doesnt have high grass!
 

scotth266

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More Fun To Compute said:
scotth266 said:
Hilarity. I would totally join you, though I probably won't play much more Genre Wars. Too many high-level players keep jumping me: the lack of a limitation on who you can challenge means that I win twice, then have my army wiped out by someone with 100 units of high-grade caliber spread out across the board. It boils down to the situation presented in the second panel of this [http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20081114.jpg] comic, only without any sense of restraint.
When that happens I bravely retreat with a fierce and murderous intent. That shows them.
Exactly. What else can you do? I tried thrice to fight against such odds and had all my units reduced to NOTHING in two rounds. Ridiculous. If I challenge you, it's because I thought it would be a fair or difficult fight. Sadly, not all on the Escapist seem to have such honor when it comes to the field of battle.

Let me put up three silly situations I've run into:
1)A guy with nothing but one group of 50 avg/avg samurai things. He challenged me once, I retreated, thinking that I'd try again for a player in my skill bracket. I go back in, he challenges me again THREE SECONDS LATER, I accept, thinking I might have some sort of chance(two of my three groups were strong to his). I get trounced.
2)A guy with the same number of units as me attacks, but his units are all strong/mighty. I knew I wasn't going to win, but to see how bad it would be I tried it. Super trounced.
3)A guy with twice the number of units as me attacks. His are all strong/mighty. By this point I've restarted twice, so what the fuck do you do? I accept, get omega-trounced.

Note that I was using an army of either deplorable or weak strength (at the best case) at all times during these encounters, with about an even set of 20-20-20 across three different types of units. Is there no system in place preventing the higher level players from slaughtering the fresh/restarting players? All that you can do is retreat, and then you've had your time wasted by someone who clearly is not above doing it again.

Minor edit: the third case, I actually had a few of the medium zombie tanks on my team, but the rest of my units were weak/weak. It didn't matter: the tanks got wiped out altogether anyway.
 

megapenguinx

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pernguins WTF? I think you mean Penguins you know how you spelled it in the title of this post?
It's spelled correctly.....?
Anywho, I've decided to help the Robots since when they bring Nuclear winter, us Penguins can still live here.
 

Inverse Skies

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Penguins eh? I'm steering clear of genre wars because of study reasons (as in I need to do more study)... so I'll support your cause. All hail penguins! lol
 

Shade Jackrabbit

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Well, depends. You penguins are from Antarctica, and indeed our alien brethren had cities in those vicinities before. Now based on that, you probably have some experience with our kind. I believe an alliance could be arranged. Perhaps we could sit down for a meeting? We need some morale officers and people to run our bars and nightclubs for off-duty officers. I'm sure some of you tuxedoed gents could assist in this facility?

Alright. Meeting at 09:00 on planet Zog. We'll have the hot-tub set to -40 degrees, and... yeah, we'll send a few saucers to pick you guys up at about 08:30.
 

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Sneakypenguin here to support the great penguin cause.
FOR ANTARTICA ....and some parts of africa...... AND OUR BREATHERN IN ZOOS ACROSS THE GLOBE!!


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