People or things (real or not) you don't mess with

[FaithorFire]

Colorado Avalanche defenseman Adam Foote

 

[Pimppeter2]

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

He's so badass. I practically piss myself when he passes by

Yeah, no, didn't Varchld say she was going to make that an offence?

She did?

Thats pretty cool. I invented the joke, and now its an Escapist felony.

I hold creative rights!

 

[Hollock]

Texas... just kidding I'll mess with you all day long! You're hats are big and dumb and those boots make you look like S&M elves

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and do NOT! try and say that not everyone from Texas is a cowboy because that will prove that all Texas are LIARS and stink of steak sauce

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now where are my FUCKING pills!

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cookie for whoever finds my pills

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Any given old man in a Stephen King book. Roland, Father Callahan, the guy from Pet Semetary whose name eludes me right now- these are all people who it would be a bad idea to piss off.

Also? Stinging insects. Of any kind. Well, not really any kind, just bees, wasps, and hornets. I had a very bad experience with a nest of bald-faced hornets* back when I was four. Had to be taken to the hospital. Two shots in the ass. It was a bad day, and it only got worse when I had to sleep on all the stings.

*Note: this is the Northwest Pennsylvania name for them. I'm not sure if they're called anything else in other regions, but just so everyone knows what I'm talking about: those huge hornets with the white heads and black-and-white-striped bodies.

 

[Sassafrass]

I wouldn't mess with the guy in the spoiler below.

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Look at him!!! He has the eyes of a mad man!

Oh, and this fox.

Spoiler: Foxy woxy

 

[GodofDisaster]

Any one who knows self defence.

Kenpachi Zaraki. (Bleach)

Hidan (Naruto shippuden)

Erza (Fairy tail)

Revy (Black Lagoon)

Every solider from every shooting game. Why? Well because they have guns.

 

[RanD00M]

Lucy.If you see her,then run the fuck away.Sure,her vector's only reach about 3 meters.But those are three meters that will kill in the most horrible ways imaginable.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Dog Welder (look him up)
Women of today (realistic)
Wolverine (X-Men) (I really don't wanna look like a Cannibal Corpse album cover)

 

[dfphetteplace]

Tall Man