People that piss you off
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"I'm going to keep driving in the fast lane going under the speed limit despite the fact there is a line of cars behind me because well, you know, I own the road. AND I'll make sure they can't go around me and keep pace with the semi in the other lane so they HAVE TO stay behind me."
These people are the reason I have road rage.
These people are the reason I have road rage.
"I'm slightly inconvenienced by something that has nothing to do with me. I have lost all faith in humanity. In fact, I don't even want to live on this planet anymore."
"I know you told me on the phone that you needed to see a photo ID before I could pick up the prize I won, but I didn't think you were talking about ME. Surely you can just give it to me. Here, listen, I can YELL my name! That will convince you that it's really MY name, and allow you to bend the rules to my favor."
"Wait, what do you mean (employee X) isn't there? I need to talk to her! What kind of radio station are you running where NONE of your sales/news staff are in there at 6:00 on a Sunday morning? I want to speak to your manager. Wait, when you said that you were the only person there, that meant the manager isn't there either?"
"I know you told me on the phone that you needed to see a photo ID before I could pick up the prize I won, but I didn't think you were talking about ME. Surely you can just give it to me. Here, listen, I can YELL my name! That will convince you that it's really MY name, and allow you to bend the rules to my favor."
"Wait, what do you mean (employee X) isn't there? I need to talk to her! What kind of radio station are you running where NONE of your sales/news staff are in there at 6:00 on a Sunday morning? I want to speak to your manager. Wait, when you said that you were the only person there, that meant the manager isn't there either?"
Ah, touche.Torrasque said:Could you please re-state that from their perspective?CrazyGirl17 said:
Fatboy_41 said:
These, my God these.Redlin5 said:
"Me and my friends are just going to stop, talk for half an hour and take up the WHOLE pavement so none can get past and get on with there day without having to walk out onto the road to get past us"
Fuck you lot, I am a battering ram when you're about.
"Ooh, me and my ten friends from college are on a lunch break so we're going to go and stand in a huge circle in the local video games store, dropping food everywhere and blocking customers from getting to the stuff that will get some DAMN MONEY INTO THE STORE!!!!"
"I'm a woman and have a pram with a child in it, therefore I have automatic right-of-way and if I have to run over people's toes to get to where I want to be, then I will!"
"Oh, a video games store, my kid loves video games so I'll leave the little angel in here whilst I go and do the boring shopping. I'm sure the nice sales assistant will look after him and makes sure he doesn't hurt himself because it's her job to make sure of that! And she'll clean up all the stock he might knock over and mop up the half-eaten sweets he'll leave peppered around the place! Because it's her job!"
Erm, NO, love, it bloody isn't!
"I'm a woman and have a pram with a child in it, therefore I have automatic right-of-way and if I have to run over people's toes to get to where I want to be, then I will!"
"Oh, a video games store, my kid loves video games so I'll leave the little angel in here whilst I go and do the boring shopping. I'm sure the nice sales assistant will look after him and makes sure he doesn't hurt himself because it's her job to make sure of that! And she'll clean up all the stock he might knock over and mop up the half-eaten sweets he'll leave peppered around the place! Because it's her job!"
Erm, NO, love, it bloody isn't!
Say arrow to the knee, say it, c'mon I DARE YA I DOUBLE DARE YA ************, say arrow to the knee one more time.
People who believe themselves to be superior to all others, or who feel like they have a "right" to power and being in some kind of high position. Anyone who tries to seek out power in order to control and manipulate others is, in essence, my natural enemy.
Unfortunately, I feel kind of lost when I don't have one of these people around... :/
Unfortunately, I feel kind of lost when I don't have one of these people around... :/
People who piss me off; Drivers who cut off pedestrians crossing the street when the hand is white.
Alternatively, similar people who drive AT pedestrians crossing the street when the hand is white.
In my Country, there's a law that says it's illegal to turn when a pedestrian hasn't finished/currently crossing. You're not supposed to go!
Alternatively, similar people who drive AT pedestrians crossing the street when the hand is white.
In my Country, there's a law that says it's illegal to turn when a pedestrian hasn't finished/currently crossing. You're not supposed to go!
"Oh, our son has 2 year old son has cancer? Oh dear. I'm sorry you say he can be treated easily and be completely fine in a few months? I'm sorry I don't believe in medicine. Our little baby only need the healing power of the Lord to save, and if we pray hard enoughand long enough the illusion of luekemia will disappear."
Makes me wish I was still a minor so I can knock his teeth out. Ask him to pray to the lord to grant him new teeth. Won't help the kid but it'll make me feel a little better.
Makes me wish I was still a minor so I can knock his teeth out. Ask him to pray to the lord to grant him new teeth. Won't help the kid but it'll make me feel a little better.
Hey, Look at that young man with Ginger hair... Let's throw all our food items at him! (Tbh, in their minds it's probably more like : "lol letz throw are fud at that ginger")
Curse you chavs.
Bless you Shower.
Curse you chavs.
Bless you Shower.
People, all people, every last one of them!
I'm joking of course, people I hate the most are people who hate me first for arbitrary reasons, don't shoot first you know? You don't even know me get to know me then you can really hate me! Also mothers at gamestop;"Do you have Halo 4 for Playstation 2?"
I'm joking of course, people I hate the most are people who hate me first for arbitrary reasons, don't shoot first you know? You don't even know me get to know me then you can really hate me! Also mothers at gamestop;"Do you have Halo 4 for Playstation 2?"
lol, I meant could you re-state what it is they do that annoys you as if you are them doing the annoying action.CrazyGirl17 said:Ah, touche.Torrasque said:Could you please re-state that from their perspective?CrazyGirl17 said:
Please read my original post if you need clarification.
"Hello."
"Fuck off I don't like you because you're annoying."
"Y'know what. Fuck you. Why are you even talking to me you twat. I hate you too."
or
"HI! LOOK AT MY CHILD AND MY OTHER CHILD AND MY THIRD CHILD AND MY BOYFRIEND. MY LIFE'S GREAT HOWS YOURS!"
"GREAT. LOOK AT MY CHILDREN TOO! WE'RE ALL HERE IN THIS MINUSCULE SHOP RIGHT NEXT TO OUR COUNCIL FLAT TO BUY A PINT OF MILK AND SOME MICROWAVABLE BURGERS!"
"NO WAY, US TOO! HERE'S THE MILK AND BURGERS WE BOUGHT!"
"HERE'S OURS!"
5 minutes later. "BYE!"
"Fuck off I don't like you because you're annoying."
"Y'know what. Fuck you. Why are you even talking to me you twat. I hate you too."
or
"HI! LOOK AT MY CHILD AND MY OTHER CHILD AND MY THIRD CHILD AND MY BOYFRIEND. MY LIFE'S GREAT HOWS YOURS!"
"GREAT. LOOK AT MY CHILDREN TOO! WE'RE ALL HERE IN THIS MINUSCULE SHOP RIGHT NEXT TO OUR COUNCIL FLAT TO BUY A PINT OF MILK AND SOME MICROWAVABLE BURGERS!"
"NO WAY, US TOO! HERE'S THE MILK AND BURGERS WE BOUGHT!"
"HERE'S OURS!"
5 minutes later. "BYE!"
That's exactly what i think every time I got to the shops.latiasracer said:
"All right. Got my Xbox 360 set up with Live and I'm ready to play. Wait, what's this? A mic? Why would I need this? Besides, mics are for noobs who aren't MLG like me." or "Sweet, I've got my Kinect set up and know how to use it as a mic. Now all I have to do is turn my TV up on full blast and start meeting people." and of course "So I'm ten years old and probably shouldn't even be playing this game, I'm sure no one will mind. And just to be sure everyone can hear me I'm going to talk really loudly and have my mic practically right the mouth mouth that I breath loudly through."
Seriously, the Xbox comes with a mic. That means you should use it, but keep it out of your mouth so that we can't hear you breathing all the time. And while the Kinect may have some good audio quality when used as a mic, if you have your TV up it will echo and no one likes that. Not to mention most of the time all that others hear is a metallic screeching and anything else going on in the house.
Almost forgot a few.
"I'm so MLG, I don't need to use teamwork to win because I'm so awesome that I could do this by myself. I think I'll also constantly brag about how awesome I am and how much everyone else but me sucks. If we lose I'll just blame it on every one else sucking and not on the fact that I wasn't even trying to help complete the objective." and " Because I secretly suck at this game, I'll just use a lag switch/mod so that I can avoid being shot/take several usually lethal hits and keep on going/always hit someone even if I'm not pointing at them just to prove how good I am. If anyone should figure out that I am cheating and actually accuse me of it, I'll just laugh at them while I say something like "I don't know what you're talking about." or "U jelly?" because I'm so awesome."
Seriously, the Xbox comes with a mic. That means you should use it, but keep it out of your mouth so that we can't hear you breathing all the time. And while the Kinect may have some good audio quality when used as a mic, if you have your TV up it will echo and no one likes that. Not to mention most of the time all that others hear is a metallic screeching and anything else going on in the house.
Almost forgot a few.
"I'm so MLG, I don't need to use teamwork to win because I'm so awesome that I could do this by myself. I think I'll also constantly brag about how awesome I am and how much everyone else but me sucks. If we lose I'll just blame it on every one else sucking and not on the fact that I wasn't even trying to help complete the objective." and " Because I secretly suck at this game, I'll just use a lag switch/mod so that I can avoid being shot/take several usually lethal hits and keep on going/always hit someone even if I'm not pointing at them just to prove how good I am. If anyone should figure out that I am cheating and actually accuse me of it, I'll just laugh at them while I say something like "I don't know what you're talking about." or "U jelly?" because I'm so awesome."
I despise people who think they can walk all over me and act condescending and patronising or arrogant face to face. That's just a bad attitude and a dangerous psychological tactic altogether. You risk being called impolite or negative for less than complete submission.
"Alright, what straw can I grasp at today to take a few minutes out of somebody else's day and give them to the Lord? Oh, that person is reading a book and *gasp* it's called The Truth! Of course there is only one truth and that is Christ so it must be a Christian book (it really wasn't). That person surely must want to be approached by a complete stranger in an airport babbling about religion because nothing bad has ever come from combining religion and air travel. Okay so I have been talking for half an hour now and this person isn't looking at me so they must be contemplating what I said, I'll just leave some pamphlets here......what? You don't want them? I'm not sure you understand, I'm talking about God here, I'll just shove my cross in your face so you understand how serious this is. Wait, what are you DOING?!? You just broke my cross and threw it across the terminal? You're not being very Christian here.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THANK YOU'?"
Yes, this happened. Yes I broke the cross she was pressing into my skin and threw it away. No I have no bad feelings about it. The ***** deserved it.
Yes, this happened. Yes I broke the cross she was pressing into my skin and threw it away. No I have no bad feelings about it. The ***** deserved it.
"Oh look, there's a guy reading a paper in complete and utter silence. He looks calm, sort of like he's actually enjoying the peace and quiet. I'm going to take this magazine, wipe my ass on it and then shove it into his face. Because herp derp that's the way I roll!"
Yes, this happened to me -.- I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people these days.
Yes, this happened to me -.- I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people these days.