People thought of as universally attractive that you really don't like the look of.

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Angelina Jolie looks like a crack whore to me and Scarlett Johanson disgusts me. Reckon the reason behind that could be that she reminds me a lot of my sister.
 

Arkley

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Gonna go with Megan Fox. Not that she isn't an attractive young woman - she is - but the level of internet-wide drooling that took place over her was just outside of my understanding.

Also, maybe it's because 30 Rock just ended forever and the cast is still on my mind, but I would like to firmly assert that there is no woman more attractive than Katrina Bowden. The fact that she displays impeccable comic timing and perfect delivery in every appearance is just awesome, too. Whoever said hot women can't be funny never watched 30 Rock.
 

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Everyone: "ZOOEY DESCHANEL IS SOOOOOOO HAWWWWWWWWT"

Me: "She's pretty cute, I guess."

I have to be set on fire now, don't I?
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Emma Stone

Her scrunchy, squinty face was a fun novelty in Superbad, but it got old real fast. And now she just reminds me of Lindsay Lohan.
i definitely agree with this. she's essentially a less drugged up version of lindsay lohan. the resemblance is uncanny, and i can't un-see it.

i also dont like ryan gosling (not hot enough to justify the hype around him) and taylor swift (what a hagraven looks like without feathers).
 

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D Moness said:
I never understood why so many men/boys around me were all over Paris Hilton
Because being made of plastic is the new sexy.

You could probably bounce quarters off her lips, if you were into that.
 

sextus the crazy

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Megan Fox.

You know the saying "don't put the dick in the crazy"?

"Don't put the dick in the stupid" should be added.
 

DkLnBr

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Personally Im not that into Megan Fox or Paris Hilton
ThingWhatSqueaks said:
Without compiling a huge list of names of female celebrities I'll just sum up my "system". If my first thought upon seeing a picture of her is that she's probably really, really hungry (visible ribs, skins "hanging" off of collarbone) then I probably don't find her to be attractive.
This too. The whole "skeleton wearing skin coloured spandex" look is quite disgusting.
 

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Arkley said:
Gonna go with Megan Fox. Not that she isn't an attractive young woman - she is - but the level of internet-wide drooling that took place over her was just outside of my understanding.
There was an internet wide drooling over Megan Fox? I thought the internet agreed that she was too orange, and a terrible actress to boot.

I'm going to have to go for most of them that I can think of. Whenever someone says "so and so celebrity" is hot, I just look at them and shrug. I know that's the cheap answer, but I can't think of anyone specific off the top of my head.
 

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lacktheknack said:
D Moness said:
I never understood why so many men/boys around me were all over Paris Hilton
Because being made of plastic is the new sexy.

You could probably bounce quarters off her lips, if you were into that.
Rather bounce quarters off Amy Adams behind but then i have a "slight" obsession with nicholas cage so what do i know about taste >.<
 

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Olivia Wilde
I lied


In all seriousness I don't find Paris or Angelina hot
 

lacktheknack

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D Moness said:
lacktheknack said:
D Moness said:
I never understood why so many men/boys around me were all over Paris Hilton
Because being made of plastic is the new sexy.

You could probably bounce quarters off her lips, if you were into that.
Rather bounce quarters off Amy Adams behind but then i have a "slight" obsession with nicholas cage so what do i know about taste >.<
I have a full on raging obsession with His Caginess, so I'm really not allowed to judge anyone in this thread. :p
 

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Johnny Depp. Everyone think he's the hottest man on earth, but he sends me axe-crazy vibes. And murderous insanity is a major turn-off for me.

Channing Tatum IS overrated, I agree. Though he looks better naked, since at least you have something that distracts you from his too-short hair (I am not a fan of buzzcuts or military/jock cuts).
*Rage* *Rage* *Rage* Even as a heterosexual male I think Johnny Depp is sexy! and, axe-crazy murder vibes? that's half the attraction! (I guess, people love a little bit of danger) *End lame mini rage*

OP: I have quite a few actually, I'll continue what appears to be the dead horse of this thread (5 comments already) and say I don't see it in Angelina Jolie. Might be the age difference, and her complete unavailability to me but, what do I know? Other than than, pretty much all of the mainstream ones. Most of them I can appreciate that they are sexy and everything, they just don't do it for "me". There's my 18 cents of misc. thoughts
 

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Anybody who looks fucking orange. You may think that it make the person "glow" while I think that it makes the person look dirty. I see this as a problem among celebrities and stupid girls on instagram alike.
 

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Berithil said:
Arkley said:
Gonna go with Megan Fox. Not that she isn't an attractive young woman - she is - but the level of internet-wide drooling that took place over her was just outside of my understanding.
There was an internet wide drooling over Megan Fox? I thought the internet agreed that she was too orange, and a terrible actress to boot.
It was a thing a couple of years ago or something (I have no clue when it started or ended. People sorta stopped caring at some point) if people were discussing Meagan fox everybody would mention 1 of 3 things; "Fuck she is sexy"; "She is a terrible actress"; "She is stupider than a bag of bricks". I am exaggerating a bit, but those always seemed the major themes of any Fox-related conversation
 

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Megan Fox.

She just has this face that absolutely screams "I'm a giant *****." Everything about her just seems horribly fake to me.
 

Mr.Squishy

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Angelina Jolie, as well as that chick in the bayformers movies, y'know, miss no personality.
 

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Angelina Jolie. Seriously, she's freakin gross. All those tats make her look like a crappy porn actress, her body is molded plastic and her romantic history makes it such that I wouldn't tap that with another man's dick wrapped in 3 condoms.


Oh, but of course she's held up as the most gorgeous woman ever and even women think she's beautiful.

She's just skanky.
 

SidheKnight

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Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox (these two seem to be popular choices)

..and Snooky (is she considered hot?, given the popularity of Idiot Shore, I assume she is..)