People, we have a song that's worse than "Friday"...

[Magnalian]

Ew. Just Ew. Though I'd say this and 'Friday' are pretty much equals when it comes to annoyance and just general awfulness.

Let's hurry and give it attention because we apparently hate it so bad that we want to show it to everyone.

"Oh my god, who in their right mind would watch this? I'd better forward it to everyone on my friends list to put a stop to this!"

People are weird.

 

[Nicholas Woodruff]

fDASJKDLRFGFAfdfamskd/tjGKnsaksrlt'gjsadt.
Translation: FDasfgjadsklreGdsfajsldtyyas.

 

[Elsarild]

I just vomited a bit in my mouth... god this is aweful

 

[OhSnap]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64

Infinitely worse than Friday.
I warn you, listen at your own risk.

 

[RaikuFA]

i want to set fire to the studio that greenlighted this... thing

 

[Aureliano]

I have to say iv heard a lot worse then this. I would put it a few levels above the shit that lady gaga spews out.

Seconded. And at least it's sorta novel in a 'why does the chorus of your song include the word "crappy" in it?' way, unlike Duke Googoo's utterly derivative 'Born This Way'.

Edit: I just heard, in several installments so as to prevent vomiting on my keyboard, 'My Jeans'. It was like a team of scientists was trying to weaponize 'Friday' and the project got out of control.

 

[ScoopMeister]

got to 20 seconds then had to go back to my music... not even cannibal corpse will heal my ears from that torture...

In my humble opinion, Cannibal Corpse will make it worse.
OP: You're clearly just jealous of her obvious natural talent (that was a joke, just to be clear).
If I'm honest, that wasn't quite as bad as Friday, but it was still godawful. You know that a song is going to suck as soon as you hear that it's called 'I don't wanna be a crappy housewife'.

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Baott nau nau nau, I no vanna bi a creppeh hausvaif!

Best English ever, imo.

 

[Jegsimmons]

maby not a crappy housewife but one shitty singer!

dear jesus this is why i don't listen to modern music out side of metal and hard rock.

now if you excuse me, i have to listen to Queen's "who want to live forever" so my ears don't burn off.

 

[The Riff]

That was horrible. Just pure ear rape.
I swear if that comes on the radio here in norway i will burn that radio.
I got in like to the "Guest rap part". I may need to file charges of assault and rape.

 

[ultratog1028]

Obviously english is not her first language. nor second.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Couldn't go past 0:45. Not as bad as Friday, but still pretty bad.

 

[Dizeazedkiller]

Okay, yeah, that was pretty bad. Definately worse than Friday.

Yet that is still more tolerable than http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU

:-/

Actually i find the song you linked more tolerable. It seems as if both are satirical but the one mentioned in the OP does a shitty job of it, whereas your link did a passable job (i giggled a little and the creepy DJ looked hawt xD).

OT: Rebecca might have a shittier voice but this song has a rapper who isn't black, can barely rap and basically says the exact same thing she's been saying the whole song. To top it off she has that blonde uptight ***** look going on, disproportionate thighs and all. Or maybe she got really fat and decided to only work on only some parts of her body.

 

[Phototoxin]

I've never heard Friday yet

*youtubes*

I think the main issue with Friday is the sh**ty video....

Oh wait...

FRIE-DAY FRIE-DAY

*collapeses*

*spasms*

 

[Flailing Escapist]

This must be a parody of some sort..... please

 

[Tim_Buoy]

So just now I stumbled upon an apparently new song by some Norwegian "singer", and it was so Goddamn, downright awful that I jumped right to concluding that it's the worst pop song I've ever heard, and that it's even worse than Rebecca Black's "Friday".

Spoiler: Spoiled for your safety.

Spoiler: No, seriously, it's horrible.

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So, Escapists, what do you think?

the lyrics are terrible but the beat is awesome!!!!!!! must find an instrumental version

 

[Flailing Escapist]

I've never heard Friday yet

*youtubes*

I think the main issue with Friday is the sh**ty video....

Oh wait...

FRIE-DAY FRIE-DAY

*collapeses*

*spasms*

Nooooooo!

*Runs over to your house*

*Gives you CPR*

Why does Rebecca Black always do this to people?!

 

[tkmedic]

Okay, yeah, that was pretty bad. Definately worse than Friday.

Yet that is still more tolerable than http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU

:-/

wow..... i... just no.....

but yea, people need to stop giving these people dreams, or at least crush them quick so this doesnt happen

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Twice in two days? Damn.
Alright boys! Same as before! WITCH HUNT!!!