Perks to your job

[cuddly_tomato]

I get to stand around taking pictures [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.96167-A-delightful-suprise-at-work-today].

Little animals follow me around and the work smells nice. You really can't beat that.

 

[Vampire cat]

Working for myself, thus avoiding any angry-boss moments. No, wait. I'm angry all the time. Damn...

 

[busterkeatonrules]

I work in a theatre. I get to watch movies and shows for free, as well as discounts on selected snacks.

Life is good.

 

[cheese_wizington]

I waste tax payer money but attending a poorly budgeted Public School!

I have no job, I actually have an anti-job!

 

[quiet_samurai]

Freedom to roam around and pretty much do whatever I want, as long as I don't leave before my shift ends.

 

[Reep]

5% off Target products...hooray...

 

[sneakypenguin]

20% of sprint phone plans (and att Verizon) I work by myself driving between wal-marts and a target stocking coke in the afternoons. Its fun if crazy busy and insane hours.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

See movies for free, and if the snacks go out of date you can eat them. It sounds gross, but they're rarely more than a week out of date, and on things like chocolate bars, and soft drinks it makes no difference. Once 81 Kit-Kat Chunkys went out of date, and I took a dozen or so home with me. Oh and once a year we go for a meal out. I love my job.

 

[esperandote]

Free internet, time to play or browse the forum, working in an air conditioned area, learn lots of stuff, chance work on my own projects (secretly).

Software developer and Jr Web Designer.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

I work from home. Plus they gave me a laptop and dual 17" monitors.
Ok, other discounts:
25% off AT&T, 20% of Verizon,15% Sprint and 12% T-Mobile
10% Dell
7% off Apple


I also am allowed to work on college coursework since it pertains to what I do. Not to mention the 5k a year tuition reinbursement.




I am an analyst for a Health Informatics company

 

[Sronpop]

Free food when I working, super flexible hours, easy work, awesome boss, we had a crew party tonight actually(yes im pretty tipsy) and my boss bought everyone a pint, it was awesome.

My job is pretty sweet, and guess what, I work in Mcdonalds. Pre-conceptions be broken.

 

[cebbesen]

free golf and the ability to waste most of my closing shifts on The Escapist

 

[Daipire]

So we all have jobs

Oh, I wish that were true. I really, really wish that were true.

I'm unemployed and a student. So I guess the only perk for me is that I get a lot of free time when I don't have lectures. Otherwise, not many perks. Although it does mean I'm part of the NUS, so I get a student discount on some things and also am allowed to do university society activities (just been made Treasurer of Film-Making Society! Woo!).

Yeah, same here, and I'm currently under the push to get a job.

 

[Brad Shepard]

I get half off pizza, thats about it.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I mow lawns since most jobs are taken, so a benefit is that the job is mindless, I can mow basically whenever I want and it's really profitable.

 

[Ultress]

I get 4 dollars of free Taco bell food every shift and unlimited free drinks. It's not much but I do like taco bell food.

 

[Mr.logic]

im a janitor... But I work at a building were a star or 2 have passed through I saw

Bon jovi, taylor swift, elton john and jeff dunham for free, In fact I was paid to see them.

EDIT: people pay hundreds of dollars for those tickets to =D

 

[mrhappyface]

I get a tan and I sit in a chair most of the time.

 

[whycantibelinus]

I get paid to watch Major League Baseball. It's pretty damn sweet.

That sounds like a sweet deal. Are you a columnist? Something else in the game? Please do share. I'd love to hear.

OT: I have no job. When I did, the biggest perk was getting to know people.

Nothing cool like a columnist or anything, just an usher at Petco Park, so I stand around talking to drunks while watching baseball. I do get paid like $13 an hour to do it though, so it's not like it's an extremely terrible job or anything.

Also I get to see Bill Murray once a year, he will come to San Diego to watch the Cubs play.