Personality-Based Superpowers. What are yours?

[SageSays]

If you were struck by some vague, non-specific twist of reality and given superpowers based on your personality, what would they be?

The power of solitude.

Whenever I'm by myself, I can manipulate all forms of matter to my whims. But, as soon as someone gets near me, reality reverts to normal.

I have this power. I call it Imagination.

The best superpower is the ability to be awesome and not have any.

I have this one too...

But that's off-topic. I'd cause depression, control machines and manipulate reality to some extent. I'd have a room that would be a scale miniaturization of the universe taken from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

With yummy, yummy fairycake...

I'd use it to invent mind-altering depressed robots.

No thanks. We already have plenty, mainly in the videogame industry.

"I have no castle: I make immovable mind my castle.
I have no sword: I make absence of self my sword."

So... invulnerability and teleportation.

 

[Quazimofo]

Well, I'm very quiet and shy, so I'd probably get invisibility.

Either that, or I could heal others, because I like to help people.

In my opinion, both would be pretty kick-ass abilities.
(I just struggled trying to spell "invisibility". Three years away from school have not been kind to me...)

or perhaps this. i really need to finish defining myself more clearly, but i guess at 15 there are a number of things i am still trying to figure out, about myself and others, and life in general.

idealistically, i would WANT to be all powerful, so i could fuck with people when they piss me off, or help people when they need it, and generally improve the life of myself and my friends, and some bystanders who are good people, in little ways that make a difference. i wouldn't abuse it (much), but my indecisiveness makes it hard to think of exactly what i would want, what i would get, and what i would do with it

 

[Mechsoap]

I have the fearsome superpower, of making everyone in the room, slightly awkward! MUHAHAHAAH!

 

[MindBullets]

Shyness and a surreal sense of humour...

So I get invisibility and the ability to distort reality, I guess. Could be amusing.

 

[The Last Parade]

probably heightened mobility crysis 2 style

 

[dementis]

What personality based superpower would I get from being incapable of empathy?

 

[Xerosch]

Cool, I'd be know as Silvertongue. No, this is not a sexual superpower! Though I'd undoubtetly be able to talk you into it. ^_^

 

[joshuaayt]

Easy enough- cognitive outcome extrapolation. I spend a good deal of my time attempting to predict just how much that attack is going to screw me up, and I'm usually about right- the ability to always know all of the possibilities for every scenario would suit me greatly.

That or I'd be an Empath- I tend to actually notice when people are feeling a certain way, even as they try to hide it. That said, I'm terrible in social scenarios so, while cool, I'm not sure how useful it would be.

 

[Wuggy]

Remember in the (movie version of) Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy when Marvin shot the Vogons with the point-of-view gun and made them all apathetic and depressed? My superpowers would be something similar.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Some form of invisibility. Whether it be Doctor Who style (Like in the Season 3 finale, with the Tardis Key) or possibly Sue Storm style.

Or possibly some form of incendiary powers, powered by anger.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

The ability to fake a role so well people believe its true...and since this is a super power, not the ability I already have...actually have the full abilities of such, instead of just enough to get by and make it believable. Super acting powers, GO.

 

[mrF00bar]

Probably very strong and indestructible. Or super human intelligence and invisibility maybe.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I'd probably get a regenerating body to go with my conflicting nature, as I like to contemplate yet readily throw myself into a situation without thinking and I also want to solve problems with words but when it comes to fighting I'm eager.

 

[dsawyers9]

Restart Button Super Power. This means I would just destroy everything and recreate it in my vision and act as the creator.

But since that isn't a super power, my personality is actually: Lazy, Happy, tolerant (funny because I think if people followed my way of thinking, wars wouldn't exist, but yet I'm fine with almost 90% of what is happening in the world) and honest.

So how sadly as it sounds, it would have to be a super power related to Goku from Dragon Ball/DBZ.

Also, my desire to be ruler, I could see mind control or telekinesis. But then, I am lazy so mind control might be under used ...

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

The ability to make any person in any situation uncomfortable in my presence.

 

[PixelJunk]

If I could be a superhero,
I would be Awesome Man!
I'd fly around the world fighting crime,
according to my Awesome plan.
And if I saw criminals trying to lie,
hurting other people and making them cry.
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van.
Because I would be Awesome Man.




Maybe I should just be regular.....don't like where this is going.

 

[Fenra]

Well I'm probably the most cynical person I know so..... Super Cynacism?

To the point where I'm given almost precognitive abilities to see the most negative of outcomes to any given situation. Thus giving me a slight edge over everyone else.... shame I'd be too cynical to act on it.

 

[Veloxe]

The power of sarcasm...perhaps that would be like, some sort of reality bending power or something like that.