Personality test

[JokerCrowe]

I took it, and now I feel so bad about myself I'm not even going to post the results.

Still, I'm pretty sure this is mumbo-jumbo.

Yeah, because my sex life can be described by:
Life, Cold and Earth.

I'm sorry but what body of water can be described as "Life, Cold and Earth"?
[sub](a puddle of quicksand?)[/sub]

 

[Brandon237]

Yeah, this is not accurate. And if the last one was I wouldn't even know. This is hilarious when you are in the right mindset. But otherwise I want to strangle.

 

[adamje2326]

Panda - Sleepy, Slow, Awesome
hmm....

Blue - Cool, Calm, Chilled
not too bad...

Reservoir - Large, Peaceful, Cold
Erm, oh dear

 

[Casual Shinji]

Ape: strong, hunched, unapproachable

Blue: calm, lonely, nostalgic

Pond: small, isolated, cozy

...Hmm, I guess the test doesn't lie.

 

[Distorted Stu]

question 1:
a chicken, stupid, slow, usseless (wait, what?!)

question 2:
blue, air, open, sunshine (right....)

question 3:
ditch, dirty, waste, eyesore (WHAT?!)

eyesore? 0_o

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I totally fucked this up. Make you instructions more specific.

 

[mastermarty]

question 1:
a chicken, stupid, slow, usseless (wait, what?!)

question 2:
blue, air, open, sunshine (right....)

question 3:
ditch, dirty, waste, eyesore (WHAT?!)

eyesore? 0_o

well, I life in holland, and believe me, the ditches here are an eyesore. brown water, some kind of greenish maul growing on it, and trash everywere!

 

[Elonas]

Lion: courageous, terrifying, funky
Blue: Icey, sky-like, comforting
River: flowing, windy, water...y.

D:

 

[hamster mk 4]

Monkey = smart, dexterous, random
Green = faded, unnoticed, mellow
Fountain = unnatural, useful, clean

 

[yoyo13rom]

Darn you about the sex life!
Animal: CAt - intelligent, has sense of humour, jerk.
Colour : Orange - impulsive, loveable, leading
Lake - peaceful, calm, steady.( nonexistent in other words)

 

[kitsunetsukibi]

Jackal: Scavenger, lean, laughing
Green: Natural, soft, hopeful
River: Swift, bubbling relaxing

Fun times.

 

[Distorted Stu]

question 1:
a chicken, stupid, slow, usseless (wait, what?!)

question 2:
blue, air, open, sunshine (right....)

question 3:
ditch, dirty, waste, eyesore (WHAT?!)

eyesore? 0_o

well, I life in holland, and believe me, the ditches here are an eyesore. brown water, some kind of greenish maul growing on it, and trash everywere!

oohh that makes sense. When it said eyesores, i imaged sores around the eye area.. either way, i wouldnt want them in my sex life D:

 

[mb16]

my sex life is shipping lane????
(English channel)

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Panda - Peaceful, sexless, placid.
Red - Anger, striking, passion.
Lake - Calm, inviting, fun.

Slightly contradictory.

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

panda; cool, funny and relaxed
orange; flame,heat and summer
ford; passageway,exit and safety

 

[WhamBamSam]

Tiger: Powerful, Savage, Graceful
Black: Strong, Soft, Deep
Pacific Ocean: Rough, Beautiful, Fun

heh, well ladies?

 

[RyanBishop]

A Lion - Proud, Powerful, Royal
Black - everlasting, stylish, mystical
Ocean - endless, calm, cold

Hah-hah =) Animal - kinda flatters me, Color - ummm... everlasting and mystical? w/e... and sex life - endless calm but cold? Lol'ed my ass off. =D

 

[Tharwen]

Caracal = Agile, Sleek, Awesome.
Red = Warm, Bright, Violent.
Rivulet = ...I honestly can't think of anything.

EDIT: Looking back at the OP, that last one perfectly sums me up

 

[Kasawd]

Snake: Independent, Cold, Calculating.
Green: Envious, Poisonous, Intelligent.
Lake: Powerful, Influential, Directive.

 

[Snarky Username]

Animal: Chicken

I am stupid, virile (because another name for a chicken is a cock) and delicious.

Color: Grey

People think I'm bleak, neutral, and depressing

Body O' Water: The Ocean

My sex life is vast, diverse, and deadly


I'm not sure weather or not the last thing is good or not...