Personality types with which you can never get along

[Mr.Governor]

Teenagers who are overly obsessed about 'love' eventhough I totally doubt they ever experienced said thing,with common tweets like "I'm always thinking about you","I find it really hard to say goodbye",and it is mostly guys who says this.......
Brainwashed by modern pop culture,perhaps?

 

[Shinsei-J]

People who never make their point.
People who laugh at anything, even normal conversation.
People who pick fights over nothing.
People who are hypocritical.
People who follow trends not because they like it but because it's popular.
People who try to please everyone.
People who push their or some elses beliefs onto others.
But most of all people who don't think for themselfs.

The number one criteria for someone I like is defending what they themselfs believe in.

 

[Vhite]

For some reason I really dont get along well with people that are like me. On the other hand, people that are basicly my opposite in personality and opinions are often my best friends.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

People with no sense of humour.


90% of what I say is an attempt at humour, so I find it nearly impossible to communicate with those types

I'm going to be honest, I've been annoyed by your attempts at humor at times. Less because of you and more because of the Mods that get on peoples back for trivial shit all whilst letting you derail threads left and right. I consider that bullshit, but it's not really your fault.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Otherwise, I can think of a very specific person here, he never seems to actually make a argument himself, instead he's just pedantic and assumes that he's right if you can't fulfill his burden of proof that he won't ever actually allow to be fulfilled.

Oh and the Puns, seriously, sometimes that shit just isn't appropriate. I mean, come on, did you really have to make a Pun in the Thread about that shooting at that Dark Knight Rises screening? I mean, people, among them little kids, got killed and the first thing that came to your mind is to make a pun? That's when it stops being funny and becomes you just being a tactless asshole.

Well I'll say the same thing I've said to others.

I don't go into a thread with the intentions of derailing it. I always address the topic in my first post and if it's obviously a serious thread, it rarely ends up being derailed.

If it's a troll thread or a thread with little discussion value, then the chances of the topic changing are that much higher.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

The following:

- People who can't take a joke.
- Elitists, or anyone with a generally supercilious demeanor about them.
- Arrogant and narcissistic people in general.
- Social conservatives.
- Overly belligerent people.
- Obnoxious, abrasive and ostentatious people who never shut up. Basically chavs in general.
- Bigots in general.
- Hypocrites in general.
- People who try to shit on others and break down their confidence for no reason.
- Religious fundamentalists/evangelics (who are luckily practically nowhere in sight in this country).
- Jingoists and obnoxiously patriotic people in general.
- 'Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!' types.
- 'If we don't bend over backwards for the government and fold on our civil rights/liberties then the terrorists will win!' types.
- 'I lost my faith in humanity because someone threw a sandwich at me!' types. (It's not the sentiment, it's the reasoning behind it that bothers me.)
- People who resemble the troglodytic fuckwits you see on reality TV.
- People who make platitudinous 'kids these days' statements as if that phrase hadn't been saturated into worthlessness at this point; having been regurgitated over and over since the days of fucking Socrates. Your generation sucks, my generation sucks and the next one is going to suck, but each will have it's merits. Get over it.
- People who think age automatically denotes wisdom and maturity and that elders should arbitrarily be held in reverence simply for managing to stave off death for 70 years.
- Overly extroverted people; though that's not something I hold against them, I just prefer to keep things low key.

 

[MasterMasamune]

People who can't take a joke or understand sarcasm. I'm a very, very sarcastic person who cracks lots of jokes, and if you can't understand that, you do not need to be around me.

"Quirky" people who think saying "wacky" things makes them funny. I know someone like this, and every time she opens her damn mouth to spout out some unfunny shit about pudding or pie or pancakes or something, I want to kick her in the teeth.

On a similar note, immature people. I had to work with two of these people on a project and, let me tell you, it was not a fun experience. Neither of them were capable of staying on task for more than three minutes in favor of searching for pictures of unicorns, which eventually resulted in us not being able to finish the project on time.

Ditzy fucktards who can't go a minute without their fucking iPhones to talk about some stupid shit that nobody cares about on Twitter or Facebook. They seem to have a tendency to speak using texting acronyms, which pisses me off to absolutely no end. The next time I hear someone say "totes" or "cray-cray" or "lol" to me, I'm bashing their face in with a dictionary.

Overly-talkative people that can't mind their own business. If I'm holding a conversation with someone, chances are I don't want you butting in for no good reason. If I don't want to talk, chances are it's because I'm doing something that does not require the input of another person, like writing a story or sketching something. It is not because I'm lonely and need someone to talk to.

People who think certain hobbies and interests "rot your brain" and are "for losers with no life". Most of the time, these people have never looked into the hobby in question and are solely relying on the media's interpretation of people interested in these things. Additionally, all of the people I've met who say this are like the ditzy morons mentioned above.

 

[shrekfan246]

Otherwise, I can think of a very specific person here, he never seems to actually make a argument himself, instead he's just pedantic and assumes that he's right if you can't fulfill his burden of proof that he won't ever actually allow to be fulfilled.

I think I know who you're talking about.

OT: People who can't relax. Also people who are too relaxed. Seems a bit like it would be a contradiction, right? Yeah, the people who are 'all serious, all the time' are just as bad as the people who treat everything they do as a joke.

Otherwise, really egotistical me-monsters grate my nerves.

 

[lRookiel]

People with no sense of humour.


90% of what I say is an attempt at humour, so I find it nearly impossible to communicate with those types

This and sarcastic types, I just want to smack sarcastic people in the fucking face. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the people who use it a lot can go lay on some train tracks for all I care...

 

[winginson]

People who don't understand sarcasm or satire. About 90% of everything I say is one or the other.

I also find it hard to get on with people who will not give you any critism, because they think you will take it the wrong way and activate beserk mode. Unfortuantly with most people I know they are right to be afraid of the frothing at the mouth.

*EDIT due to all the people hating sarcasm here*
I don't do the whole 'base' sarcasm thing where you just repeat sarcastic comments without end.
I tend towards using it when someone has set themselves up for it perfectly. The times both people find it funny.

I weep at what it has become.

 

[Risingblade]

People with no sense of humour.


90% of what I say is an attempt at humour, so I find it nearly impossible to communicate with those types

maybe it's because 90% of your attempt of humor isn't humorous?

Zing!

I was expecting responses like these and I have prepared accordingly...

Spoiler

Oh that looks fun! You may not be funny but at least you know how to show a guy a good time

 

[Rathilal]

People who throw out swear words like they're the entire English dictionary. I mean, I'm not one of those people who takes offence at any swear word and I often use colorful language casually myself, but the people who think using swear words whenever they can to describe everything makes them some kind of bad ass really annoys me. Swear words aren't an exception - Use you vocabulary appropriately.

There's so many personalities that I don't particularly like, such as Extroverts and overly chatty people, I just find that too many people blabber spontaneously without making thought out responses inside their head.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

People with no sense of humour.


90% of what I say is an attempt at humour, so I find it nearly impossible to communicate with those types

This and sarcastic types, I just want to smack sarcastic people in the fucking face. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the people who use it a lot can go lay on some train tracks for all I care...

I see what you did there


At least, I think I see what you did there...

 

[Kecunk]

All of them. Everybody but me can go to hell. Especially you ted.

 

[Manji187]

People with no sense of humour.


90% of what I say is an attempt at humour, so I find it nearly impossible to communicate with those types

90%!? What are you, a court jester XD?

Don't take this the wrong way but, unlike the laws of nature, humour isn't objective/ universal. It is entirely possible that you're just not funny to certain people.

That's one of the things I don't like about my dad's jovial personality; expecting laughter after one of his jokes and if it is absent then people have either misunderstood or don't have a sense of humour. Infuriating.

 

[The Funslinger]

People with no sense of humour.


90% of what I say is an attempt at humour, so I find it nearly impossible to communicate with those types

Yaaaaa I hear that it is like talking another language. They just sorta stand there stone faced and you just sorta feel like a idiot.

This right here is the primary reason I can't hold an extended conversation with any of my family.

Specifically in an online context, most people in my own age group (15-19). Fuck me, they think they're deep and poetic, and it hurts.

 

[Jarek Mace]

Idiots.
I can't just say 'idiots' because that'd get me a warning, but that's all I can say.
Also, social group leader types. I believe I can't get on well with them because I'm a very loud, intrusive, and noticeable type; as soon as someone dwarfs me in obnoxiousness and confidence then I get annoyed.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Big-headed people

It's not my fault that my head is so large! I was born with a massive noggin, and the years have not been kind. How can you hate someone over something that is so obviously outside of their control? I think that's racist, like the Nazis. They persecuted people like me. Jews that is. By their standards I am one (I think).

The rest of your comment clearly does not apply to me, so I'm going to get on topic. I don't like confrontational people. I just don't get along with them. I value them as individuals and understand how important it is to be confrontational from time to time, but I cannot be friends with such people.

I'm sorry, let me clear some of this up.
I didn't mean *physically* big-headed people, no matter what you look like it doesn't affect personality. I meant people who think they're the best people in the world and that everyone else is inferior. Those people who have the most absolute sense of "I'm holier than thou". You know, cocky. Elvis has a quote I feel is appropriate:
"If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck."
Sorry for the confusion.

 

[doomspore98]

People who want to do something every moment of the day. Sometimes I just want to relax and enjoy life.