Perverts ruining things.

[SonicWaffle]

To change this MLP snowball to another subject for just a moment, I'm pretty sure my wife will never forgive me for re-wording an Aladdin song into "A Whole Nude World". she didn't speak to me for a while after that.

Um...wasn't that whole song about fucking anyway? It's a whole new world of anal penetration. That whole "open your eyes" thing? Brown eye. It's basically a song about a princess getting her back doors smashed in and loving it.

Man, I read too much Cracked ;-/

 

[Denamic]

One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.

Really?
That's it?
Someone thought they were talking about Bowser's testicles?
And that's vile?
Just how sheltered were you when you grew up?

Humans are sexual beings and have sex bits attached to them.
Sometimes they may talk about or reference them.
Grow some skin.

 

[satanslawer123]

SOME perverts take some stuff a bit far but pretty much most of the time they make stuff a hell of alot more fun.

 

[Swyftstar]

If that offended you then ,for God sakes man, get off the internet while you still have some unblemished cherished memories left.

 

[Something Amyss]

If I was to pick *just* one thing, I'd say perverts have ruined manhood.

Adorable.

He didn't mean wrong as in "false," he meant it as in "sick and wrong."

Don't think that actually changes his reaction.

 

[Therumancer]

By way of a general response I just wanted to say that people are way too touchy. Honestly the perverted parodies and such of popular properties are a sign of a healthy fandom in most cases. I read both "Sweet Apple Massacre" and "Cupcakes" to see what the big deal was, despite not being a MLP fan, and it's very similar to literally dozens of other things I've read over the years. Adult MLP fans with a sense of humor should be flattered that someone put in the effort... and I'll be honest in saying "Cupcakes" was actually pretty well written, characterized, and paced, a true classic of this kind of thing. "Sweet Apple Massacre" had more intense concept and sicker acts but wasn't anywhere near as well put together.

In the end nothing should be a sacred cow. This is no differant than the various "Slash books" focusing on homosexual relations between Kirk and Spock (from Star Trek) which was even more contreversial when they were written. Not to mention what Penny Arcade did with "Strawberry Shortcake", albiet without realizing it was a property due for a
relaunch (or so they claim).

To be honest I'm not a writer of fan fiction, but I'm almost tempted to throw my hat into the ring again as an anonymous writer of ultra violent and sexual horror stories and see if I still have the mojo, especially seeing as none of my old stuff I wrote as a teenager is around anymore (I wrote a few semi-infamous text files circulating around BBS systems at one time just for fun).

My only problem with these stories is that they are too easily availible, I think the people hosting them should at least put up a superficial age verification thing. More so for "Sweet Apple Massacre" due to the nature of the sexual content, "Cupcakes" doesn't go much beyond a typical "B" movie and really any kid who has read "Goosebumps" has probably run into similar ideas. Overall what Pinkie Pie is doing isn't much differant than the witch from Hansel and Gretal (whether they survive depends on the version of the story), it's just a bit more explicit about it.

 

[Something Amyss]

Dont look at me like that, much like AppleBeans, I do it for the lulz.

Isn't that what they all say?

By the way, I watch porn "ironically."

>.>

 

[Lejsen]

I'm pretty pervy, but i keep my perversions away from the ponies and i'm bothered by people that don't.

 

[Something Amyss]

ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S

Of course not! It's CAKE= Vagina's.
That's why nerds keep saying the cake is a lie.

Now it makes so much sense! It's not a beaten to death portal reference, it's an indictment of wimminz on teh interwebz.

 

[Siege_TF]

I ruined FFXI for a few people with a nude image of most of the leading ladies together (pre-Chains Of Promethia). How did that image ruin it for them?

The image included Shantotto.

One of them called a GM on me, who put me in The Gaol (GM jail) for five minutes, then told me I was very naughty and sent me to my home point. I suspect he's either a fellow pervert, or just had a good laugh.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I... admit to having some strange tastes... so certain... types of fanart don't bother me. Certain fanfic on the other hand... (remembers "Cupcakes" and shudders)

 

[ultimateownage]

Rule 34 is fucking funny.

 

[Torrasque]

Oh, balls to the both of you for beating me to this!

And balls to you for stealing THAT!

OP: You realize you are on the internet, right?
To be able to peruse the internet at your leisure and delve its depths, you must have pretty thick skin and/or be pretty desensitized.
You will be offended, you will be disgusted. The only way to limit the offense and disgust you go through, is to limit your internets.
As for R34 ruining things, lets just say I don't google pokemon or MLP with safesearch off anymore...

Edit: I think I had a rule 34 topic a while ago, but am too lazy to go find it...

 

[BlackSaint09]

Im a perv and i take offence to being called a destroyer of cherished things.

 

[freaper]

People on the internet put too much thought into a cute show about ponies

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS...

~you have no control over your hormones, my child~

So what like they feed them lots of carrots?

Yes, and sugar.

And then...they ride them.

 

[Robert Ewing]

Yeah, what do you expect?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.