Perverts ruining things.

Recommended Videos

Kuroneko97

New member
Aug 1, 2010
831
0
0
...Seriously?

Okay, there's this rule of the internet called "Rule 34." I want you to look that up, and then tell me if THAT disturbs you. Trust me. My childhood has been DESTROYED, but I just keep going back to Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Speaking of ED, they have a page called "Offended." Jesus Chist. I've only had to stomach to scroll all the way once. Just...God. But that's their way of saying "Fuck You" to anybody who's enough of a pussy on the internet to be offended.
 

Something Amyss

Aswyng and Amyss
Dec 3, 2008
24,759
0
0
EmperorSubcutaneous said:
I don't know, I'm pretty sure the person who said that about the Big Balls intended for it to be inappropriate. I don't see why someone would get enraged that a dirty joke was taken as a dirty joke.
Howabout "sick" and "wrong" and "ruining" it for people?

Just because it was a dirty joke doesn't mean it was intended to ZOMG SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!
 

Kuroneko97

New member
Aug 1, 2010
831
0
0
...Seriously?

Okay, there's this little law of the internet called Rule 34. Look that up. That's a better example of perversion. I've had my childhood stepped on, sodomized, and thrown into the trash because of that rule.

Speaking of ungodly things from the internet, ever seen Encyclopedia Dramatica? There's a page called "Offended." Jesus Christ. I've only had the stomach to scroll all the way down once. Just...God. But it's basically their way of saying "Fuck you" to anyone who's enough of a pussy on the internet to be offended.
 
Aug 1, 2010
2,768
0
0
As a proud pervert, I believe the only thing to do with things that people like is ruin them.

I rather hate MLP, and yet I LOVE Cupcakes. It's still one of my favorite things on the web.

And Rule 34 is the purest expression of my people. There is almost nothing that can't be deliciously ruined by making the characters fuck each other.
 

ShadowsofHope

Outsider
Nov 1, 2009
2,623
0
0
thenumberthirteen said:
ShadowsofHope said:
thenumberthirteen said:
One day someone pointed out to me that the London 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson sucking some guy off. It cannot be unseen!

<img height=200>http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/06/05/olympics460.jpg
..I have but one question for you, on that image:

Is that block in the middle Lisa's hand, or the guy's cock? I honestly can't tell.. <_<
I'll leave that question to the Philosophers.
That is deep, man. Words cannot penetrate my throat. I still have a whole load of questions..
[sub]I'm so sorry, I had to.. <_<[/sub]
 

Crazy

Member
Oct 4, 2011
727
0
1
I do it all the time! I actually try to bring out the naughty of innocence, with some funny results to add on with it!

You know it wasn't the stork...
 

Robert Ewing

New member
Mar 2, 2011
1,977
0
0
lacktheknack said:
Robert Ewing said:
Yeah, what do you expect?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.
There is no porn of me. The internet has collapsed.
Are you truly certain? Are you sure there is no Chinese underground porn black market behind 7 proxies with snaps of you in the shower?

Chinese google earth is a powerful tool indeed.
 

Jailbird408

New member
Jan 19, 2011
505
0
0
Okay, you people seem to be confused, and you'll probably be able to take it judging by these comments here, so I'll clarify: the Big Balls were NOT "testicles", they were "anal beads."
But now they are because you said so.
That is what I'm talking about.
 

EeveeElectro

Cats.
Aug 3, 2008
7,055
0
0
Aww bless. New to the whole 'sex' and 'internet' thing are ya?
I've seen some very unpleasent stuff that shouldn't be there, but if you can't handle seeing stuff like that, you should probably not be on the Internet. I just go 'oh lovely' and look away.
 

Jailbird408

New member
Jan 19, 2011
505
0
0
TheDarkEricDraven said:
Jailbird408 said:
Okay, you people seem to be confused, and you'll probably be able to take it judging by these comments here, so I'll clarify: the Big Balls were NOT "testicles", they were "anal beads."
That makes even LESS sense. At least balls=balls. Anal beads are connected, like a string!
Don't blame me, it's not MY idea.
 

Plucky

Enthusiast Magician
Jan 16, 2011
448
0
0
Id probably say Creepy Woody, seriously, because of one Japanese company releasing toys with switchable heads and stuff. 0,0

Im not sure what image to post in the thread, considering it's very nature...its hard to know whats safe and what isnt safe in the forum.
 

disgruntledgamer

New member
Mar 6, 2012
905
0
0
Jailbird408 said:
Has someone ever suggested something so extremely disturbing and wrong that it destroyed something you cherished?
I for one once read a bash.org quote discussing the SMW boss fight. One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.
Feel free to censor if it gets too vile.
I don't even find this mildly offensive, seriously if something this irrelevant bothers you this much you should keep away from the internet.
 

Flamezdudes

New member
Aug 27, 2009
3,696
0
0
Hey, if you don't want us ruining things for you then stop making things too easy to ruin.

It's that easy to make jokes and make things sound dirty and perverted. Do not blame us, blame yourselves!
 

Ldude893

Elite Member
Apr 2, 2010
4,114
0
41
thenumberthirteen said:
<img height=200>http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/06/05/olympics460.jpg
...

I see pink, geometrically shaped rocks stack atop of each other like a pile resulting from a landslide, with yellow shadows that draw reminders to post-modern artwork, as well as certain printer colors.
That's all I see; the caption accompanied with it just affects your mind to considering it a certain way.

lacktheknack said:
The infamous "Aristocrats!" joke has ruined Holocaust survivors for me forever.

No, I REFUSE to give you any more information. Let's just say that "Holocaust Survivors" were the only two repeatable words between "I have a great act for you. It has us...", "marmalade", and "called The Aristocrats!"
Now that you bring that up...

<youtube=a1Z9cx1MG8w>