You know they are right! I am down for living in a bubble and keeping everything alive. Every cell has a right to live, so I better learn to float in the air with a bubble around me, so my immune system doesn't hurt harmful bacteria.
You know, killing things is TERRIBLE, and it MUST BE STOPPED. Seriously, killing humans is fine though because PETA doesn't care about them bastards, but animals god save them! They are our very EXISTENCE, and we would be NOTHING if they all were to die.
Every time you kill a dog, a piece of grass or anything else alive (OTHER THAN HUMAN OF COURSE) in a video game it is the equivalent of 10 puppies being strangled to death! Us terrible video game players need to be shot, every one of us.
Please don't flame me, if you couldn't tell this is sarcasm read it (in all caps) AGAIN.