Photographic Evidence that an Escapist Staff Member is having an Affair with Daystar!

[Th37thTrump3t]

I will give you $5 and the BIGGEST hug you've ever seen.

I dunno man.

Many have approached me claiming they have the 'biggest X I've ever seen'.

I'll throw in a lollipop, in a flavor of your choosing.

Kill them all Th37thTrump3t

Kill them all.

All of the lollipops?

...

[sub]But, but they are so pure and innocent...[/sub]

[sub]They know too much.[/sub]

What- what kind of monster ARE you?!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

There were multiple zeros.

Maybe even more than 2.

So he paid you... $0.00?

 

[Fappy]

There were multiple zeros.

Maybe even more than 2.

So he paid you... $0.00?

Daystar's English so he though $ was just a funny looking "5".

 

[Daystar Clarion]

There were multiple zeros.

Maybe even more than 2.

So he paid you... $0.00?

Yeah, the exchange rate to Pounds Sterling would give me some serious cash.

 

[DoPo]

-Snip-

/Salute

Dopo was a good man and lived a good life.

He leaves behind two young boys and wif---

BUWAHAHAHAAHA!

I'm sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. Everyone knows Dopo is hopeless in that department.

[http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg]

Hey! Back off, buddy. At least I don't have anybody to weigh me down.

Deal with it.

Two memes in one.

My mind has been blown.

...

My defenses have been temporarily weakened. Good thing you never invoked the power of Kr---

OH SHIT! That was close...

I couldn't fend off Beiber in my current condition.

Aha, I've found your weakness.

Spoiler: Let's see how you deal with this

Let's see how you deal with this

Spoiler: Should I feel bad?

Should I feel bad?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

 

[DoPo]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

That's...not a good sign. Maybe you should lay off video games for a while.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

That's...not a good sign. Maybe you should lay off video games for a while.

Video games are the source of my power. Why would I ever relinquish such a thing?! Daystar will conquer all if I were to de-power myself.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

That's...not a good sign. Maybe you should lay off video games for a while.

Video games are the source of my power. Why would I ever relinquish such a thing?! Daystar will conquer all if I were to de-power myself.

If such a thing were to happen, it would be the end of us all...

[sub][sub]Lollipops included[/sub][/sub]

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I want to say something about how I wish I could've gone to the Expo or how'll I'll try next year but I feel if I get interrupt Daystar, Fappy and co. I will be trampled and murdered...
No matter, Nicolas Cage will protect me...

 

[DoPo]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

That's...not a good sign. Maybe you should lay off video games for a while.

Video games are the source of my power. Why would I ever relinquish such a thing?! Daystar will conquer all if I were to de-power myself.

Confidence born of ignorance. Daystar cannot be stopped. The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. A contender rises, evolves, advances, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished. You will not be the first. You do not sustain the Escapist. You do not gain power from games. You merely found them - his legacy the legacy.

You base your power on the technology of the games. His technology. By using it, you develop along the paths he desires. He impose order on the chaos of gamers. You exist because he allows it, and you will end because he demands it.

He transcends your very understanding. He is a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of his existence.

He has no beginning. He has no end. He is infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, he will endure.

So you better stop playing games.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

There were multiple zeros.

Maybe even more than 2.

So he paid you... $0.00?

Yeah, the exchange rate to Pounds Sterling would give me some serious cash.

I never knew you were such an expert on accounting and finance.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

That's...not a good sign. Maybe you should lay off video games for a while.

Video games are the source of my power. Why would I ever relinquish such a thing?! Daystar will conquer all if I were to de-power myself.

Confidence born of ignorance. Daystar cannot be stopped. The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. A contender rises, evolves, advances, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished. You will not be the first. You do not sustain the Escapist. You do not gain power from games. You merely found them - his legacy the legacy.

You base your power on the technology of the games. His technology. By using it, you develop along the paths he desires. He impose order on the chaos of gamers. You exist because he allows it, and you will end because he demands it.

He transcends your very understanding. He is a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of his existence.

He has no beginning. He has no end. He is infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, he will endure.

So you better stop playing games.

He's just a machine, and machine's can be broken!

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE!

 

[DoPo]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

That's...not a good sign. Maybe you should lay off video games for a while.

Video games are the source of my power. Why would I ever relinquish such a thing?! Daystar will conquer all if I were to de-power myself.

Confidence born of ignorance. Daystar cannot be stopped. The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. A contender rises, evolves, advances, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished. You will not be the first. You do not sustain the Escapist. You do not gain power from games. You merely found them - his legacy the legacy.

You base your power on the technology of the games. His technology. By using it, you develop along the paths he desires. He impose order on the chaos of gamers. You exist because he allows it, and you will end because he demands it.

He transcends your very understanding. He is a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of his existence.

He has no beginning. He has no end. He is infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, he will endure.

So you better stop playing games.

He's just a machine, and machine's can be broken!

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE!

You don't seem to understand - he will harvest you!

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

That's...not a good sign. Maybe you should lay off video games for a while.

Video games are the source of my power. Why would I ever relinquish such a thing?! Daystar will conquer all if I were to de-power myself.

Confidence born of ignorance. Daystar cannot be stopped. The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. A contender rises, evolves, advances, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished. You will not be the first. You do not sustain the Escapist. You do not gain power from games. You merely found them - his legacy the legacy.

You base your power on the technology of the games. His technology. By using it, you develop along the paths he desires. He impose order on the chaos of gamers. You exist because he allows it, and you will end because he demands it.

He transcends your very understanding. He is a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of his existence.

He has no beginning. He has no end. He is infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, he will endure.

So you better stop playing games.

He's just a machine, and machine's can be broken!

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE!

You don't seem to understand - he will harvest you!

I'm going to Destroy Ending his ***** ass!

Prepare for Red Daystar!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

For some reason I recognized that screenshot is from Soul Caliber IV because of the stage... I noticed Yoda after the fact >.>

That's...not a good sign. Maybe you should lay off video games for a while.

Video games are the source of my power. Why would I ever relinquish such a thing?! Daystar will conquer all if I were to de-power myself.

Confidence born of ignorance. Daystar cannot be stopped. The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. A contender rises, evolves, advances, and at the apex of their glory they are extinguished. You will not be the first. You do not sustain the Escapist. You do not gain power from games. You merely found them - his legacy the legacy.

You base your power on the technology of the games. His technology. By using it, you develop along the paths he desires. He impose order on the chaos of gamers. You exist because he allows it, and you will end because he demands it.

He transcends your very understanding. He is a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of his existence.

He has no beginning. He has no end. He is infinite. Millions of years after you have been eradicated and forgotten, he will endure.

So you better stop playing games.

He's just a machine, and machine's can be broken!

WE FIGHT OR WE DIE!

You don't seem to understand - he will harvest you!

I'm going to Destroy Ending his ***** ass!

Prepare for Red Daystar!

Do you hear that?

...

...

That's the sound of me winning.

 

[Shadie777]

It seems that Daystar has become too powerful. He is obviously using this new affair to further his plan to derail the whole escapist!

I'M ON TO YOU!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

It seems that Daystar has become too powerful. He is obviously using this new affair to further his plan to derail the whole escapist!

I'M ON TO YOU!

The real question, is what are you going to do about it? >

 

[Shadie777]

The real question, is what are you going to do about it? >

...You have left me with no choice


Prepare the weapon!

THIS WILL TOTALLY NOT BACKFIRE!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The real question, is what are you going to do about it? >

...You have left me with no choice


Prepare the weapon!

THIS WILL TOTALLY NOT BACKFIRE!

Man, I sure hope there's no uncovered ventilation shaft for me to take advantage of.