Photographic Evidence that an Escapist Staff Member is having an Affair with Daystar!

[Flamezdudes]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

 

[Flamezdudes]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

Nah, that's way too kind man. Just murdering him is like giving him a fucking lollipop and saying "Well done, you were great. I'l call you."

But you'll never call him.

 

[Fappy]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

If you just normal murder him he will Bieber you from beyond the grave.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

Nah, that's way too kind man. Just murdering him is like giving him a fucking lollipop and saying "Well done, you were great. I'l call you."

But you'll never call him.

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

If you just normal murder him he will Bieber you from beyond the grave.

I blame Nas.

She just stood there, laughing, and laughing, and laughing.

[sub]Why didn't she help me?[/sub]

[HEADING=1]Curse your blue head, Nasrin![/HEADING]

 

[Flamezdudes]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

Nah, that's way too kind man. Just murdering him is like giving him a fucking lollipop and saying "Well done, you were great. I'l call you."

But you'll never call him.

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

If you just normal murder him he will Bieber you from beyond the grave.

I blame Nas.

She just stood there, laughing, and laughing, and laughing.

[sub]Why didn't she help me?[/sub]

[HEADING=1]Curse your blue head, Nasrin![/HEADING]

I think you may need to go into therapy after your traumatizing experience.

*therapy room appears out of nowhere*

So Daystar, have you ever been abused by your great, great grandmother? Or licked by a lamp post in winter?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

Nah, that's way too kind man. Just murdering him is like giving him a fucking lollipop and saying "Well done, you were great. I'l call you."

But you'll never call him.

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

If you just normal murder him he will Bieber you from beyond the grave.

I blame Nas.

She just stood there, laughing, and laughing, and laughing.

[sub]Why didn't she help me?[/sub]

[HEADING=1]Curse your blue head, Nasrin![/HEADING]

I think you may need to go into therapy after your traumatizing experience.

*therapy room appears out of nowhere*

So Daystar, have you ever been abused by your great, great grandmother? Or licked by a lamp post in winter?

I was raised by badgers in the badgery wild.

It was a simple life, full of badgery problems.

 

[Flamezdudes]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

Nah, that's way too kind man. Just murdering him is like giving him a fucking lollipop and saying "Well done, you were great. I'l call you."

But you'll never call him.

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

If you just normal murder him he will Bieber you from beyond the grave.

I blame Nas.

She just stood there, laughing, and laughing, and laughing.

[sub]Why didn't she help me?[/sub]

[HEADING=1]Curse your blue head, Nasrin![/HEADING]

I think you may need to go into therapy after your traumatizing experience.

*therapy room appears out of nowhere*

So Daystar, have you ever been abused by your great, great grandmother? Or licked by a lamp post in winter?

I was raised by badgers in the badgery wild.

It was a simple life, full of badgery problems.

This does not make sense, you are a fox. Not a badger.

Surely, you would have eaten them no?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

Nah, that's way too kind man. Just murdering him is like giving him a fucking lollipop and saying "Well done, you were great. I'l call you."

But you'll never call him.

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

If you just normal murder him he will Bieber you from beyond the grave.

I blame Nas.

She just stood there, laughing, and laughing, and laughing.

[sub]Why didn't she help me?[/sub]

[HEADING=1]Curse your blue head, Nasrin![/HEADING]

I think you may need to go into therapy after your traumatizing experience.

*therapy room appears out of nowhere*

So Daystar, have you ever been abused by your great, great grandmother? Or licked by a lamp post in winter?

I was raised by badgers in the badgery wild.

It was a simple life, full of badgery problems.

This does not make sense, you are a fox. Not a badger.

Surely, you would have eaten them no?

[sub][sub]Wolf, not fox.[/sub][/sub]

Regardless, you can't just eat a badger. badgers don't give a fuck.

 

[Flamezdudes]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

Nah, that's way too kind man. Just murdering him is like giving him a fucking lollipop and saying "Well done, you were great. I'l call you."

But you'll never call him.

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Do you know nothing about sexual predators? First they take your giant stuffed toys and then your body. You should go murder him to death. You were duped.

Murder him to death?

Seems kind of harsh. Can't I just straight up murder him?

If you just normal murder him he will Bieber you from beyond the grave.

I blame Nas.

She just stood there, laughing, and laughing, and laughing.

[sub]Why didn't she help me?[/sub]

[HEADING=1]Curse your blue head, Nasrin![/HEADING]

I think you may need to go into therapy after your traumatizing experience.

*therapy room appears out of nowhere*

So Daystar, have you ever been abused by your great, great grandmother? Or licked by a lamp post in winter?

I was raised by badgers in the badgery wild.

It was a simple life, full of badgery problems.

This does not make sense, you are a fox. Not a badger.

Surely, you would have eaten them no?

[sub][sub]Wolf, not fox.[/sub][/sub]

Regardless, you can't just eat a badger. badgers don't give a fuck.

Sorry, the fanciful flower squirting wolf.


Pretty sure Badgers like staying alive BRO. EAT THE BADGERS BRO.

 

[Fappy]

Some how Daystar managed to derail a thread about him. I don't even...

 

[Basement Cat]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Tramp.

Daystar, you are SUCH a tramp, you...you hussy you!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Some how Daystar managed to derail a thread about him. I don't even...

I'm a monster...

I'm so sorry Fappy.

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Tramp.

Daystar, you are SUCH a tramp, you...you hussy you!

You didn't see the type of money he was offering.

 

[Basement Cat]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Tramp.

Daystar, you are SUCH a tramp, you...you hussy you!

You didn't see the type of money he was offering.

Winston Churchill once famously asked a woman if she would sleep with someone for a million pounds (British money, sillies). She laughed and said "Yes".

He then asked her if she'd do it for five. Offended, she replied "What do you think I am?!?"

He answered: "Madame, we've already established what you are, now we're just haggling about the price."

 

[Daystar Clarion]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.

Tramp.

Daystar, you are SUCH a tramp, you...you hussy you!

You didn't see the type of money he was offering.

Winston Churchill once famously asked a woman if she would sleep with someone for a million pounds (British money, sillies). She laughed and said "Yes".

He then asked her if she'd do it for five. Offended, she replied "What do you think I am?!?"

He answered: "Madame, we've already established what you are, now we're just haggling about the price."

There were multiple zeros.

Maybe even more than 2.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Completely off-topic but, I wonder what would've happened had Zeel turned up to the expo ...

Oh god, that would have been brilliant. Shit, Imagine if he'd gone to the Q and A!

 

[Guffe]

[small]God damn it I wish I could have gone.[/small]

You are not alone.
And for every expo video I watch (watched just 3 hours from panels) and threads that pop up I get more sad for not being able to be there

Would be awesome to meet some escapees in real life even thou I doubt many reccognize me here, making contact IRL would defineatly be nice.

 

[Fappy]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

What we had was special.

But the kind of special that's frowned upon in modern society.

 

[Fappy]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

What we had was special.

But the kind of special that's frowned upon in modern society.

I don't know, Nasrin looks like she's smiling there.