Photographic Evidence that an Escapist Staff Member is having an Affair with Daystar!

[Daystar Clarion]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

What we had was special.

But the kind of special that's frowned upon in modern society.

I don't know, Nasrin looks like she's smiling there.

That's not happy laughter, that's terror laughter.

Completely different.

 

[Fappy]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

What we had was special.

But the kind of special that's frowned upon in modern society.

Your contract clearly stated you weren't going to enjoy it. I'll see you in court, sir.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Now you're just in denial. Can't you just accept the fact that you are a tramp and you broke the poor guy's heart. Mud gave you everything!

EVERYTHING!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

What we had was special.

But the kind of special that's frowned upon in modern society.

Your contract clearly stated you weren't going to enjoy it. I'll see you in court, sir.

*waves hand*

You do not to see my identification me brought to justice for breach of contract.

 

[Fappy]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

What we had was special.

But the kind of special that's frowned upon in modern society.

Your contract clearly stated you weren't going to enjoy it. I'll see you in court, sir.

*waves hand*

You do not to see my identification me brought to justice for breach of contract.

Your pathetic jedi skills don't work on my domain sir. *begins spin button torture*

 

[Fappy]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

What we had was special.

But the kind of special that's frowned upon in modern society.

Your contract clearly stated you weren't going to enjoy it. I'll see you in court, sir.

*waves hand*

You do not to see my identification me brought to justice for breach of contract.

Your pathetic jedi skills don't work on my domain sir. *begins spin button torture*

Don't use the Bieber! I know he went too far and deserves severe punishment, but let a jury of his peers decide his fate! The Bieber is just too cruel!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

IT WAS LOVE.







was.

What we had was special.

But the kind of special that's frowned upon in modern society.

Your contract clearly stated you weren't going to enjoy it. I'll see you in court, sir.

*waves hand*

You do not to see my identification me brought to justice for breach of contract.

Your pathetic jedi skills don't work on my domain sir. *begins spin button torture*

I thought we had something special...

I guess I was wrong.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

IT WAS LOVE.

was.

I would like to let you know that there is a sea lion who is feeling very betrayed right now and is currently filing for divorce papers. [http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/110/110155.jpg]

 

[SEXTON HALE]

Okay okay, Let me get this right daystar.
All someone has to do is give you a large undisclosed amount of cash and you will allow them to have their way with you like in the above picture?
I never figured you for that kind set up, but now that I think about it makes sense all that flaunting yourself in the forums suddenly makes perfect sense.
Im going to write a number on a piece of paper, I think you will find it most agreeable.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Okay okay, Let me get this right daystar.
All someone has to do is give you a large undisclosed amount of cash and you will allow them to have their way with you like in the above picture?
I never figured you for that kind set up, but now that I think about it makes sense all that flaunting yourself in the forums suddenly makes perfect sense.
Im going to write a number on a piece of paper, I think you will find it most agreeable.

Not so fast.

You have to bring something to the table other than vast amounts of cash.

 

[LobsterFeng]

What is going on in this thread?!? And why am I not in it!?!

My captcha is in motion!

 

[Laser Priest]

I think it was a sign from God Jim.

You'll get no signs from me.

And I just want to say that this is all - of course - another cog in Daystar's evil plan.

 

[SajuukKhar]

Completely off-topic but, I wonder what would've happened had Zeel turned up to the expo ...

Dude..... everyone knows you can never mention his name.... ever.

 

[Zantos]

Escapist expo can go down as number 4 on my list of "Things I can try and get on expenses". Right after Hazmat gear, explosives and Breaking Bad DVDs.

Besides, I'd expect someone with a pink unicorn running gif for their avatar to be very loose about what they do for LSD money.

 

[Fappy]

I think it was a sign from God Jim.

You'll get no signs from me.

And I just want to say that this is all - of course - another cog in Daystar's evil plan.

You know of the Jim in which I speak!

Also, as evidenced by another recent thread Daystar has relinquished his evil regime to me. He has grown tired with the day-to-day responsibility of repressing the lot of you.

 

[sb666]

Well this is one strange topic >.>

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I think it was a sign from God Jim.

You'll get no signs from me.

And I just want to say that this is all - of course - another cog in Daystar's evil plan.

You know of the Jim in which I speak!

Also, as evidenced by another recent thread Daystar has relinquished his evil regime to me. He has grown tired with the day-to-day responsibility of repressing the lot of you.

I relinquished nothing!

We can share the oppressive regime though.

That way I can pursue my true passion.

Tiddlywinks.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Share the regime?! You can't even share a bed! Blanket-hog!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Share the regime?! You can't even share a bed! Blanket-hog!

I get cold feet, shut up!

You do this every time...

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Share the regime?! You can't even share a bed! Blanket-hog!

I get cold feet, shut up!

You do this every time...

And I'll keep doing it until you swallow get me a sandwich start meeting me halfway!