Phrases and words that just have to go.

[Space Cowgirl]

Anything ending in "Izzle" i.e. "Foshizzle", the words "Babyfadda", "Bling", and "Krunk" are not real words and have to get the hell out of everyone's vocabulary. "Fo' sho'" is another bastardization of spoken dialect. Why can't you just say "For sure" like a regular person? Anything with the root word being 'Pimp' is also stupidity at it's finest. All I've mentioned and a lot of the stuff others have mentioned are not to be said within earshot of me. Because I will correct you in public. In front of your friends, and it will be embarrassing.

Also, please don't try to speak Japanese when you only know maybe three words and a few phrases. Just... Just don't... Okay, I'm done.

 

[GodKlown]

Bling, blinged out, bling-blingin'. knock it the hell off, old white people on the news!
for realzies. I have a friend, she's 27 and thinks it's cute to say that. It's not. Stop it.
WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSUPPPPPPPPPPPPP (yeah, people still say that, heard it on ATHF last Sunday)
wicked retarded or wickit retaaartit (that's right, suck it dry Boston!)
wiggidy-whack
fresh
no worries (I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!)
lulz, omg, and asswipes that actually say ohemgee... political correctness can suck my left nut
saying the phrase "the n-word". you make ME racist because I'm thinking of the actual word when you say that!
uber (I've always hated that word since it began)
stoked... you seem to hear people who don't surf say it a hell of a lot more than anyone
sexting. what the hell happened to talking dirty?
weiner
ASL. raptor jesus I thought we would have outgrown this by now. and nobody ever answers all three parts of the implied question.
any name that Sean Combs has ever used. what were you on when you came up with Diddy? lay off the Donkey Kong already.
Douchebag in the sense of d-bag. I say douchebag a lot, but who is too lazy to say douche?
tweet. pretty much speaks for itself.

that's what I could come up with in a few minutes. I had to quit before it gave me a stroke.

 

[Queen Michael]

ITS NOT A WORD

This phrase. A word is a bunch of letters or sounds. It's still a word, it's just that it's a nonsensical word that's not part of the English language.

 

[Pete Oddly]

"Fair and Balanced"
...
Okay, I just hate Fox News and everyone who patronizes it, but seriously, I hate when people use chat acronyms in real life. I can stand a "fail" or "caturday" or something, but when people say "OMG!" when I'm standing right there, I want to make them swallow their own spine.

 

[Private Custard]

Whenever anyone in a reality TV show does anything more than fail at the very first hurdle, they've automatically been on 'a journey'.

This shit must stop!

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

When "Teh" is used instead of "The"

Also, "ZOMG", What the hell does the Z suppose to stand for?

 

[Abbyrose07]

One of my brothers friends always calls everyone Bro, except he pronounces it like Brah...I hate it. Also my best friends brother says "that's what she said" way to often, most of the time it isn't even funny.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Also... "I could care less" when it's supposed to be "I couldn't care less".

This drives me nuts too.

It irritates me as well.

''sup g?', 'what's good?', 'ghetto fabulous' and all that other wannabe 'gangsta' speak is a plague on the English language.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

Adding to my previous post, I also hate it with a passion when someone goes "owned".

I feel the urge to shove their face into their monitor when they dare mentioned "pwned".

"Hurr durr I'm a kid"
"Fucking kids..."
"Fucking pedophiles"
"lol owned/pwned"
/ignore

Piss off.

'sup g?'

Teenagers and young adults of a certain ethnicity in my area say this exact phrase as well.

 

[DragonChi]

Cool beans. Unless somebody can tell me some adorable story about how this abortion of a phrase came to be, just stop it. Stop it right now.

I don't know if this is the origin or not, but the first time I ever heard that phrase coined was in Speed Racer (the movie, not the Anime cartoon), spoken only by the character "Trixie"

Any I myself have heard a few people, girls only in my personal observations thus far, use that term and for the life of me..I hate it. the fuck does it mean? and since when where "beans" in conjunction with anything that anyone considers "cool"? its totally irrelevant...

anyway...This needs to stop before it becomes too much of a fad.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Anyone who uses the North American Southern slang is asking to be chainsaw'd in the middle of the night.

like talking or typing?

if talking, im offended. thats a fucking accent.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I have a long list of irritating phrases, but here's a few. "OMG", "n00b", 4nd 4ny0n3 wh0 741ks 1ik3 7his.

oh sweet jeus you win..

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Anyone who uses the North American Southern slang is asking to be chainsaw'd in the middle of the night.

like talking or typing?

if talking, im offended. thats a fucking accent.

The word "Ya'll" is one I'm mentioning here. Southern accents are fine, but for god's sakes, why do they have to butcher the language with words like "Ya'll"?!?!
By the way, I live in the South.

 

[DividedUnity]

I hate the over-use of the word like in a sentence.

"Thats like so unbelievable but like I once had this cat that like ate his own face like."

 

[Mariakitten]

What I can't stand is "I was just testing you" when someone gets something wrong.

 

[Nyan Cat]

"Soz". One chick at my work says it. Makes me want to burn her face on one of the grills. If you can't be bothered to say "sorry" don't bother saying anything at all.

 

[Estocavio]

fantabulous. Its the first word in the paragraph and it doesnt deserve a capitol letter.
why so serious. Theres a reason im serious.
same difference. Makes no fucking sense.

Thats all i can think of.

You just reminded me of a thing that I hate far too much for it to be healthy... mis-spelling the word capital. It has an A in it, not an O.

Sorry.

Not quite - Its a variation of spelling between countries; Like mom and mum...
I prefer Capital as well, but the spell check on my phone wouldnt let me

No it's not. Capitol refers to a building which houses the administration of a government, or, more specifically, the building in Washington which houses the US federal government. Capital cities, capital letters, capital punishment and capital to refer to money all use an a.

I even checked an American dictionary to make sure I was right

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/capitol
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/capital

I stand corrected - Blame my phones spellcheck

 

[AndyVale]

Mmm or epic.

Yeah, I remembered that one after I'd posted it.