Phrases that are starting to bug you...

[Kimberland]

"Thats what she said" *shudders*

Same here. I feel your pain man. I also get "Your mom" shudderings. I hate stupid people.

oh god there was this one kid, that what ever you said, no matter what would always reply 'your mom' in that cockish little 'i am the best, you dont know shit' voice, i wanted to strangle the little bugger.

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Thats what she said" *shudders*

Same here. I feel your pain man. I also get "Your mom" shudderings. I hate stupid people.

oh god there was this one kid, that what ever you said, no matter what would always reply 'your mom' in that cockish little 'i am the best, you dont know shit' voice, i wanted to strangle the little bugger.

The kid at my school that did that said it to me. I acted REALLY offended and asked him not to do it again. He did, so i punched him square in the stomach, and when he was laughing cause apparently i was kidding around, I pushed him to the ground. I hate that phrase. He doesnt say it around me any more though.

 

[ExplosivePterodactyl]

"That's so kawaii!" Seriously. It's overused or maybe it was the MMO I was playing. Not sure but know every time someone types it, I want to rip their heart out with a turkey baster, a pretzel and 3 paperclips.

 

[Makon]

"You serious, man?"

Nah, I'm just messing with you. The truth is, you're a BRAIN DEAD SIMPLETON NOW GTHO OF MY LIFE!

...

Sorry, heard that phrase enough from generalized morons from my last job [gamestop] that I want to punch the next person who says that to my face.

 

[Neesa]

I hated when "You hobag" became popular in my high school back in 06. My best friend and I would say that amongst a small group of friends... Then all of a sudden, BAM, spread like herpes on Prom night. Even the dumb popular bitches were saying it. It made me furious that I had to start calling them tw*t waffles and c*nt bags cause they made me that angry. Sometimes I wish I could speak in sign language. But then again, they might start repeating hand movements and over use it.

So it's a lose/lose situation. Ugh, humanity.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Fail
Epic Fail
Win
Epic Win
I know right?
My B
The Game LOLOLOL. (Its like these 17 year olds JUST found that where i live and spread it like the plague)

That's why I hate 4chan. It's bad already in some parts, but it's worse when underaged look at it, turns em into idiots. Wait, it makes evryone an idiot.

I resent tha...............where am I? Seriously though, it was fine back when it was separate, ya know? Back when if you were a /*/tard you could be one, and know it keep all the "memes" to yourself in the secret club house kinda fashion. Now that its exposed to everyone and everything it sucks even more. Now all the fuckin idiots who looked at LAWLCATS to chuckle now feel as if they were apart of that movement and chastise others accordingly. Its bullshit that the people newly exposed to it are taking it running with it like its something new they created.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Fail
Epic Fail
Win
Epic Win
I know right?
My B
The Game LOLOLOL. (Its like these 17 year olds JUST found that where i live and spread it like the plague)

That's why I hate 4chan. It's bad already in some parts, but it's worse when underaged look at it, turns em into idiots. Wait, it makes evryone an idiot.

I resent tha...............where am I? Seriously though, it was fine back when it was separate, ya know? Back when if you were a /*/tard you could be one, and know it keep all the "memes" to yourself in the secret club house kinda fashion. Now that its exposed to everyone and everything it sucks even more. Now all the fuckin idiots who looked at LAWLCATS to chuckle now feel as if they were apart of that movement and chastise others accordingly. Its bullshit that the people newly exposed to it are taking it running with it like its something new they created.

I went to * for awhile, then stopped going there because of the illegal content some idiots were posting on there. I keep away from * now. If I'm not mistaken, 4chan's pageviews have gone down, indicating less people go there.

I appreciate you running with the discrepancy. But yes it has gone down. * is now filled with all the people who ruined in the first place, and no humor resides there. Its just fucking retarded now and the only good thing to come outta * for the longest time was this streaming sight i found. I normally chill at another *. Its the arch enemy of * and its like an uncensored Escapist. Other than the occasional visit i try to avoid it all together

 

[Yukichin]

"That's tight", and "no homo".

"That's tight" is just irritating. And "no homo" is really rude.

 

[Deadarm]

Fail
Epic Fail
Win
Epic Win
I know right?
My B
The Game LOLOLOL. (Its like these 17 year olds JUST found that where i live and spread it like the plague)

That's why I hate 4chan. It's bad already in some parts, but it's worse when underaged look at it, turns em into idiots. Wait, it makes evryone an idiot.

I resent tha...............where am I? Seriously though, it was fine back when it was separate, ya know? Back when if you were a /*/tard you could be one, and know it keep all the "memes" to yourself in the secret club house kinda fashion. Now that its exposed to everyone and everything it sucks even more. Now all the fuckin idiots who looked at LAWLCATS to chuckle now feel as if they were apart of that movement and chastise others accordingly. Its bullshit that the people newly exposed to it are taking it running with it like its something new they created.

This is the same reason why I dislike religious people. I am from Texas its pretty bad here with the forcing of the religion, after all, this IS where Bush came from. Half the people I know try to convert me all the fucking time because they want to stand up in church and say, "When I found him he was..." and "But look I've saved him".

 

[Deadarm]

Also the word a'ight is annoying.

 

[Kimberland]

"Thats what she said" *shudders*

Same here. I feel your pain man. I also get "Your mom" shudderings. I hate stupid people.

oh god there was this one kid, that what ever you said, no matter what would always reply 'your mom' in that cockish little 'i am the best, you dont know shit' voice, i wanted to strangle the little bugger.

The kid at my school that did that said it to me. I acted REALLY offended and asked him not to do it again. He did, so i punched him square in the stomach, and when he was laughing cause apparently i was kidding around, I pushed him to the ground. I hate that phrase. He doesnt say it around me any more though.

Well at least he dosent say it around you anymore

 

[Lord Thodin]

snip

This is the same reason why I dislike religious people. I am from Texas its pretty bad here with the forcing of the religion, after all, this IS where Bush came from. Half the people I know try to convert me all the fucking time because they want to stand up in church and say, "When I found him he was..." and "But look I've saved him".

Sir I would run with those religious zealots and when I was taken into the church Id pretend the hand of god was on me. Screaming O Lawdy! and other things of idiotic religious nature. If they believed me, I would contritely straighten my outfit then leave, and call them all idiots for being as old as they are and still claiming belief in imaginary friends.

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Thats what she said" *shudders*

Same here. I feel your pain man. I also get "Your mom" shudderings. I hate stupid people.

oh god there was this one kid, that what ever you said, no matter what would always reply 'your mom' in that cockish little 'i am the best, you dont know shit' voice, i wanted to strangle the little bugger.

The kid at my school that did that said it to me. I acted REALLY offended and asked him not to do it again. He did, so i punched him square in the stomach, and when he was laughing cause apparently i was kidding around, I pushed him to the ground. I hate that phrase. He doesnt say it around me any more though.

Well at least he dosent say it around you anymore

Hahahah, I recommend you do the same next time you hear that phrase uttered. It needs to know its not welcome.

 

[Kimberland]

"Thats what she said" *shudders*

Same here. I feel your pain man. I also get "Your mom" shudderings. I hate stupid people.

oh god there was this one kid, that what ever you said, no matter what would always reply 'your mom' in that cockish little 'i am the best, you dont know shit' voice, i wanted to strangle the little bugger.

The kid at my school that did that said it to me. I acted REALLY offended and asked him not to do it again. He did, so i punched him square in the stomach, and when he was laughing cause apparently i was kidding around, I pushed him to the ground. I hate that phrase. He doesnt say it around me any more though.

Well at least he dosent say it around you anymore

Hahahah, I recommend you do the same next time you hear that phrase uttered. It needs to know its not welcome.

I just might

 

[GrimTuesday]

snip

This is the same reason why I dislike religious people. I am from Texas its pretty bad here with the forcing of the religion, after all, this IS where Bush came from. Half the people I know try to convert me all the fucking time because they want to stand up in church and say, "When I found him he was..." and "But look I've saved him".

Sir I would run with those religious zealots and when I was taken into the church Id pretend the hand of god was on me. Screaming O Lawdy! and other things of idiotic religious nature. If they believed me, I would contritely straighten my outfit then leave, and call them all idiots for being as old as they are and still claiming belief in imaginary friends.

Wow, that is pretty brutal. Awesome, but brutal. And I am very sick of the whole "fail" crap. I actually heard somebody say "That's so fail" in my biology class. I took his chair away from him.

 

[Deadarm]

snip

This is the same reason why I dislike religious people. I am from Texas its pretty bad here with the forcing of the religion, after all, this IS where Bush came from. Half the people I know try to convert me all the fucking time because they want to stand up in church and say, "When I found him he was..." and "But look I've saved him".

Sir I would run with those religious zealots and when I was taken into the church Id pretend the hand of god was on me. Screaming O Lawdy! and other things of idiotic religious nature. If they believed me, I would contritely straighten my outfit then leave, and call them all idiots for being as old as they are and still claiming belief in imaginary friends.

I actually know a guy that did something like that and I went to church with him that day just so that I could see it. Was funny as hell for about a week with everyone in the little podunk town staring at him. But you see what he did was more or less shouting out in the middle of the session "I DON'T WANNA LEAVE" while looking at the ceeling. Then he acted like something was pushing him out all the while he kept on like "quit it" and "but I don't wanna go".

Edit

Just remembered a goth chick I saw somewhere who had a video of herself somewhere of her walking into the open door of a church and acting like she was bouncing off of it. Wish I had a link its funny watching all the people staring at her.

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Thats what she said" *shudders*

Same here. I feel your pain man. I also get "Your mom" shudderings. I hate stupid people.

oh god there was this one kid, that what ever you said, no matter what would always reply 'your mom' in that cockish little 'i am the best, you dont know shit' voice, i wanted to strangle the little bugger.

The kid at my school that did that said it to me. I acted REALLY offended and asked him not to do it again. He did, so i punched him square in the stomach, and when he was laughing cause apparently i was kidding around, I pushed him to the ground. I hate that phrase. He doesnt say it around me any more though.

Well at least he dosent say it around you anymore

Hahahah, I recommend you do the same next time you hear that phrase uttered. It needs to know its not welcome.

I just might

Sir are you just continuing this conversation in an attempt to get the last word in?

 

[Lord Thodin]

snip

This is the same reason why I dislike religious people. I am from Texas its pretty bad here with the forcing of the religion, after all, this IS where Bush came from. Half the people I know try to convert me all the fucking time because they want to stand up in church and say, "When I found him he was..." and "But look I've saved him".

Sir I would run with those religious zealots and when I was taken into the church Id pretend the hand of god was on me. Screaming O Lawdy! and other things of idiotic religious nature. If they believed me, I would contritely straighten my outfit then leave, and call them all idiots for being as old as they are and still claiming belief in imaginary friends.

Wow, that is pretty brutal. Awesome, but brutal. And I am very sick of the whole "fail" crap. I actually heard somebody say "That's so fail" in my biology class. I took his chair away from him.

GOOD. These people need to know that what is said through a computer screen is made that way to be funny. It does not translate over well, or AT ALL to be funny in normal english. Its like people trying to tell a joke in binary BUT THEN THE JOKE CATCHES ON. Thats how annoying this trend is. My little sister is apart of it. To get at her for saying it I slightly unscrewed all the light bulbs on her ceiling light that she cant reach so she would have no light. She still think her rooms electricity shorted out.

 

[SimuLord]

"You need to..."

No, idiot. I NEED to eat, breathe, drink, and shit. I may or may not decide that I want to do whatever asinine thing you say I need to do.

Try "You have to..." or "You must" or even "I'd like you to..." But if you say I NEED to do something, then you're going to NEED a paramedic once I get through with you.

 

[Lord Thodin]

snip

This is the same reason why I dislike religious people. I am from Texas its pretty bad here with the forcing of the religion, after all, this IS where Bush came from. Half the people I know try to convert me all the fucking time because they want to stand up in church and say, "When I found him he was..." and "But look I've saved him".

Sir I would run with those religious zealots and when I was taken into the church Id pretend the hand of god was on me. Screaming O Lawdy! and other things of idiotic religious nature. If they believed me, I would contritely straighten my outfit then leave, and call them all idiots for being as old as they are and still claiming belief in imaginary friends.

I actually know a guy that did something like that and I went to church with him that day just so that I could see it. Was funny as hell for about a week with everyone in the little podunk town staring at him. But you see what he did was more or less shouting out in the middle of the session "I DON'T WANNA LEAVE" while looking at the ceeling. Then he acted like something was pushing him out all the while he kept on like "quit it" and "but I don't wanna go".

Edit

Just remembered a goth chick I saw somewhere who had a video of herself somewhere of her walking into the open door of a church and acting like she was bouncing off of it. Wish I had a link its funny watching all the people staring at her.

I recommend you go into the church with a friend and start by slightly stating how warm it is in this church. Slowly but consistently complain about the heat. Eventually just take your shirt off and run screaming out of the church yelling "IM ON FIRE!" The next day blame it on Hell fire.