Phrases that are starting to bug you...

[Shorttempered]

My personal least favourites
"No...Just No"
"See what I did there"
"Congratulations, you have won the internet/internets/interweb"
"this"

Oh and "It's like having your cake and eating it to!" does actually make sense. Took me a while to work it out though.
It means that if you have a cake that you like looking at because its pleasing to look at, you can either look at it or eat it, but not both

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Emo.

I hate that word.

Me too. Everytime I hear or read it I want to rage!

Also "pwn" or any variation there of. That is not a real word! At least not according to anything I was every taught about the english language in school. Real words have vowels in them! Every time someone uses that I want to smack them. *awaits inevitable flaming*

 

[butterkniferampage]

Fail. Epic Fail. Win. Epic Win. Failtacular. Wintacular. You get it.

 

[Yoshemo]

The word "Hella" needs to die. NOW

 

[Harlemura]

In a huge case of irony, anything mentioning to the cake not being a lie. I haven't actually noticed that phrase for at least a year now. I can probably be proven wrong, but this thread is all about stuff that annoys us individually so whatever.

As long as phrases are used in moderation, I don't mind any really. I have a friend who often uses "LOL" and "ROFL" regularly and another that speaks with "like" and "y'know?" splattered over their vocabulary.
It all blends into one bareable lump.

 

[skyfire_freckles]

It's like having your cake and eating it to!

THAT MAKES NO SENSE! Of course I'll eat the cake if I have it.

And then you won't have it anymore, once you eat it and it's gone. If you have your cake and eat it, too, then you still have it after you've eaten it. It's like permanent cake.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

I hate almost every stupid pop culture word, like 'bling' or 'bff' or 'bf' (I thought it meant best friend, but my ex told me it means boyfriend) that sorta thing.

 

[SnippyWings]

I know, right?

I don't like the phrase "My Bad". What a stupid thing to say, first it makes absolutely no sense, nor is it a proper sentence.

And also, "The Cake is a lie" I know it already, I love Portal, you love Portal, but that has been done to death, really.

"Your Mom" I absolutely despise that phrase with all my heart and soul. People use it when they are to stupid or slow witted to come up with a better comeback.

yeah well.... your mom!

 

[Marble Dragon]

"Don't judge me!"

It bugs me to death. Of course I judge you based on your actions! That's not a bad thing, it just keeps me safe. If you act like an idiot and consistently injure yourself and others, I judge you as an unsafe person to be with. It's that simple, really.

Usually people say this right after being strange in some way, which confuses me. Why should I not judge you based on the fact that you just threw something randomly, for no reason at all? I'm not going to judge you as a weirdo, a retard, or a bad person, but I have the right to judge you when it comes to your strange actions.

Sorry, that was a bit of a rant. The phrase bugs me a bit, but I guess it makes a bit of sense. Still, why "Don't judge me!" of all things?

 

[Galigord]

the phrase "meh", just showsd how pathetic you are deep down, resorting to "meh"

When "lol" is useed as a comment, makes you look "real" important

and more of a thing where people do *something really gay*, its not funny or clever or intersting its a slice of something we didnt want to know like a fantasy noone wants to care about.

 

[Largecow]

I'm getting kind of tired of everything being "sick" all the time... is it ever going to get better?

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

The word Semi.. Instead of average or mediocre. My friend keeps saying it.

 

[white_salad]

The word "Hella" needs to die. NOW

No matter what you do, southern Californians will always say hella.

 

[j0z]

I know, right?

I don't like the phrase "My Bad". What a stupid thing to say, first it makes absolutely no sense, nor is it a proper sentence.

And also, "The Cake is a lie" I know it already, I love Portal, you love Portal, but that has been done to death, really.

"Your Mom" I absolutely despise that phrase with all my heart and soul. People use it when they are to stupid or slow witted to come up with a better comeback.

yeah well.... your mom!

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
NERD RAGE!!!
*strangles you through the internet.*

 

[LewsTherin]

whennn peopleeee addd unnecessarryyy lettersss to theirrr typinggg

 

[naab]

TL;DR

Cool story bro

"Trust"

Over use of "..."

and my most hated, why so serious.

Each one of those phrases can go and suck a ****

 

[Darth Pope]

Epic Fail. It used to be a funny little phase that added a humorous punch to the end of a joke. Now it's just a part of our language repeated ad nauseum by every fourteen year old with an internet connection.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Sigh......

Epic
Fail
Epic Fail
LOL
LMAO
He said she said blah blah blah...
Noob (Though I use it sometimes ironically)
Bit (Just call them a *****! Jesus!)

....That hurt my soul. Also LOLcats needs to be vanquished.

 

[A Weary Exile]

O 4nd th15 57up1d l4ngu4g3 (Translation: Oh, and this stupid language).