Phrases you'll pass on

[Timotei]

What phrases that you have aquired over the years will you pass down to the next generation?

"The cake is a lie"

EDIT: "Don't get eliminated!"

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

I would make such a good dad, you guys.

 

[Pandalisk]

Accept candy from strangers, Free Candy is free Candy.

Oh and "Signs are the scariest things, run away"

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"If at first you don't succeed, give up and go to the pub"
"You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly"
"I'm big enough and ugly enough to make my own decisions"

More seriously though:

"You regret what you don't do, more than what you do do."

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

"What are you, writing the Illiad?"

"Aw crap"

"Lord give me strength *facepalm*"

 

[Salem_Wolf]

As OP said, "The Cake is A Lie" and "Nothing is true, Everything is Permitted."

And if I'm really mad: "Nothing can save you from me, not men, not armor, nothing!" I do believe I've yelled that to my crappy computer once. Though I think I'd make a great dad, humming the invincible star theme from Super Mario, or Green Hill Zone. Yeah, those were the classics, and the days.

 

[Gorrister]

"Back in my day, we only ever had flat-screen TV's, none of this hologram rubbish of today. Life was simpler back then."

 

[traceur_]

Nothing can protect you from me! Not men! Not weapons! Not armour! - for when I find out my kid has done drugs and/or drank alcohol.

I run between the gloss and the reality, on the mirrors edge. - To teach my kids to dream but always keep a firm hold on reality.

You just lost The Game! - For when they lose The Game.

 

[Pandalisk]

Accept candy from strangers, Free Candy is free Candy.

But lap candy is never candy.
*The More You Know!*

If by "next generation," you mean "kids who bother me in the mall," I'll probably corrupt them with such sayings as "mommy and daddy don't love you," and "Santa doesn't exist."

Maybe not as catchy as "the cake is a lie," but it's far more traumatizing.

i once told a group of those types of kids that their farther was the postman, damn theirs alot of tail in the job.

turned out true for one of them

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Everything I say will be passed on to the next generation because I'm freakin' brilliant!

More importantly "Nothing is a good as you remember it. NOTHING!" I feel like I have been saying that a lot in the past two days, but it is absolutely true. Nostalgia be damned!

 

[akmarksman]

Don't be a fuxing camper in your games..

 

[mikecoulter]

"The one"

"Tenfold"

"Immense"

"What the actual hell?"

 

[Psepha]

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away, and you have his shoes."

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"Remember, son, when all else fails, run like hell."

I could also tell them, that "All your base are belong to us", but they would probably confine me into an old people´s home.

 

[Fat Hippo]

"You tried your best, and you failed. The lesson is: never try."

 

[Timotei]

Wow. It's looking to me the next generation is going to have some terrible self-esteem issues.

 

[Nargleblarg]

Become a winner or else you're adopted.

There is no santa instead you should praise me and give me cookies.

 

[wewontdie11]

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

 

[TheLastCylon]

"You lost because you didn't hate hard enough."


Just kidding, I'll probably just go Trek and say "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."