Phrases you'll pass on

[MasterCheifn]

"I need a weapon."
"The Matrix has you."
"Betcha' can't stick it."
"Dodge this."
"THIS IS SPARTA!!"
"Bow chicka bow wow"
"You team killing fucktard!"
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Wax on, wax off."
"Blam!"
"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?"
"We're on a mission from God."
"My chevy took a shit."
"Make it so."
"Screw you guys I'm going home."

 

[Titanguy654]

Nice Boat.

 

[AboveUp]

"Don't do what you can't undo, until you've considered what you can't do once you've done it!"

 

[Darkrain11]

As OP said, "The Cake is A Lie" and "Nothing is true, Everything is Permitted."

And if I'm really mad: "Nothing can save you from me, not men, not armor, nothing!" I do believe I've yelled that to my crappy computer once. Though I think I'd make a great dad, humming the invincible star theme from Super Mario, or Green Hill Zone. Yeah, those were the classics, and the days.

Excellent Prototype quote. "Find the computer room" and "Would you kindly..." are my choices.

 

[T-Blade]

This is what I will say to my son.

"Son, I have something very important to say to you about what to do in life and in everything you do. Don't suck."

 

[SeksEin]

"What has been seen cannot be unseen"
"Suit Up"
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

 

[Gondito]

"The cake is a lie"

Because that's what we need. A bunch of little kid running around shouting "the cake is a lie!" when they don't even know what it's from or why it's funny.

thats why when u have kids you buy them one of those old retro dell inspiron computers that use those old fangled compact disks and get them to play portal. and your kids will make fun of it because it's not an xbox 1080 or a ps9 game.

 

[Twilight_guy]

"do as I say and not as I do"
"I think therefore, Um... I forgot"
"This is Halloween!"
"Alrighty then"
"Save the princess, save the world"
"hoorah!"

 

[nicholaxxx]

"if you kill the hooker, you'll get your money back"

but seriously
"I reject your reality and substitue my own"

 

[Jaythulhu]

"There's no I in TEAM!"

yeah great. There's no WE either.

 

[supermaster1337]

"Son, when you get in a fight with a girl, you lost"

 

[artemkin]

'stupidity is more fun when its shared'

damn this one phrase pretty much sums up my life

 

[Shock and Awe]

CHARLIE DON'T SURF

 

[Queen Michael]

"Just because you don't understand Dostoevsky doesn't mean he's garbage!"

That's so grammatically horrendous. You can say "The fact that you don't understand Dostoevsky doesn't mean he's garbage!"

And you can say "Just because you don't understand Dostoevsky you can't draw the conclusion that he's garbage!"

But "Just because you don't understand Dostoevsky doesn't mean he's garbage!" doesn't make sense.

Oh, and the Dostoevsky thing is just an example.

 

[Grekar]

It's over Nine Thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

 

[Olikunmissile]

"That was Wizard"

^_^