Pick a useless super power

[The Funslinger]

Basically, pick a super power that would give you no quantifiable advantage over anyone else.

Personally, I'm torn between selective wiping of my own memory (I could rewatch or reread anything for the first time every time) or having theme music play in my head and the heads of those around me. With an addition of the "KO!" sound effect if I ever knocked someone out, and hit/combo counters visible.

That'd be awesome.

 

[Euryalus]

or having theme music play in my head and the heads of those around me.

Useless? USELESS? That could be very useful. Imagine fighting someone who isn't used to super heavy metal then playing it in their head. Mild advantage!

OT: I'm not sure what I'd go with... Maybe the ability to never spill drinks or drop food on your clothes? That sounds good right? XD

 

[The Funslinger]

or having theme music play in my head and the heads of those around me.

Useless? USELESS? That could be very useful. Imagine fighting someone who isn't used to super heavy metal then playing it in there head. Mild advantage!

OT: I'm not sure what I'd go with... Maybe the ability to never spill drinks or drop food on your clothes? That sounds good right? XD

If I had that, I'd just run up to random people in bars, snatch their drink and hold it upside down yelling 'mind fuck' at the top of my lungs.

 

[Euryalus]

or having theme music play in my head and the heads of those around me.

Useless? USELESS? That could be very useful. Imagine fighting someone who isn't used to super heavy metal then playing it in there head. Mild advantage!

OT: I'm not sure what I'd go with... Maybe the ability to never spill drinks or drop food on your clothes? That sounds good right? XD

If I had that, I'd just run up to random people in bars, snatch their drink and hold it upside down yelling 'mind fuck' at the top of my lungs.

It also gives you the option to say "what now beotch" when an angry person tries to splash their drink on you XD

 

[Queen Michael]

Being able to shoot optic beams out of my eyes like Cyclops. I'd never have any actual use for it in my daily life.

 

[The Funslinger]

Being able to shoot optic beams out of my eyes like Cyclops. I'd never have any actual use for it in my daily life.

No, but seeing as it'd make you a potential killing machine and gives you a massive advantage over other humans, it doesn't work.

 

[Scrustle]

Being able to travel in time. But only forward. By one second, every second.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Being able to make bees orgasm by willing it.
But only one bee every three minutes.

 

[Total LOLige]

The ability to turn everything valuable like oil, precious metals, jewels etc. into dog shit. My superhero tag line would be taking down capitalism...one turd at a time.

 

[kickassfrog]

Basically, pick a super power that would give you no quantifiable advantage over anyone else.

Personally, I'm torn between selective wiping of my own memory (I could rewatch or reread anything for the first time every time) or having theme music play in my head and the heads of those around me. With an addition of the "KO!" sound effect if I ever knocked someone out, and hit/combo counters visible.

That'd be awesome.

Omnilingualism? It doesn't really make life any easier for me, it just means I can listen in on what tourists say.

 

[Scarim Coral]

How about having the power of being invisible but only when I am in darkness!

 

[Little Woodsman]

Geez, eleven posts in and nobody's picked background music yet? Background music, FTW!

 

[Uncreation]

How about the power to sneeze with my eyes open? I heard that you can't do that. Or the power to touch my elbow with my tongue. It's anatomically impossible for regular humans to do that. Pretty useless, but maybe i could freak out/impress some people with it.

 

[Megawat22]

I choose the ability to turn Smarties into M&M's.
I'd walk around Britain slowly but surely converting all smarties into M&M's until nobody's sure what they're eating anymore! The slight confusion I shall cause will go down in history!
Muahahaha!!!

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Being able to grow a beard in seconds by concentrating, then I could make fake beards out of them and start selling them.

 

[ChanTheNoob]

The ability to tickle pandas. No panda will be safe when I'm at the zoo.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I have the power... to change my skin colour!

Marvel as my skin turns from a fleshy pink, to a deep blue! Is it but hypothermia? No! It is me! Confusing and disorienting you!

 

[RoBi3.0]

The ability to spontaneously grow epic beards any where on my body!

 

[davidsoc]

the ability to summon random hats to wear out of thin air, but only for sports teams i hate, and never any cool hats like a perfect top hat