Can I say Aquaman, or is that cheating?
Joking.
Most useless power ever? Never having to pay for a laundromat.
Joking.
Most useless power ever? Never having to pay for a laundromat.
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the power of tasting pepsi like it was coke and vice versa
the power to see about 4inches infront of ones eyes when they are closed (at will)
the power of breathing watter, as long as you dont have contact with more than a teaspoon full of water (that is clear water, not bodyfluids)
the power of invisibility, as long as you arent observed visually by any living being or device.
the power of having a skin configured in a way that reduces friction to a minimum, but only on half of all surface skin cells, the rest does the oppoisite and increases friction by the same amout the others reduce it. both types are evenly distributed over your skins surface.
the power of predicting the weather for tomorrow exactly, in a different universe.
the power of knowing every brand on this planet...no wait that helps with these captchas
the power to see about 4inches infront of ones eyes when they are closed (at will)
the power of breathing watter, as long as you dont have contact with more than a teaspoon full of water (that is clear water, not bodyfluids)
the power of invisibility, as long as you arent observed visually by any living being or device.
the power of having a skin configured in a way that reduces friction to a minimum, but only on half of all surface skin cells, the rest does the oppoisite and increases friction by the same amout the others reduce it. both types are evenly distributed over your skins surface.
the power of predicting the weather for tomorrow exactly, in a different universe.
the power of knowing every brand on this planet...no wait that helps with these captchas
The ability to predict catastrophe on other end of Earth 10 minutes before it happens... although it's more like a curse than a superpower.
The ability to control paper but it remains with all the properties of paper, gains nothing special beyond me controlling it, and if I try to write on any form of paper with ink it instantly turns to ash.
Good for some things but I can't fill out many forms or label my property. I also can't do the assignments giving out by my professors now.
Good for some things but I can't fill out many forms or label my property. I also can't do the assignments giving out by my professors now.
The ability to turn Aubergines into Eggplants. Just think of the possibilities!
If that is too great a power, I would definitely take on the abilities of my favourite Unskippable hero, Running Away Man.
If that is too great a power, I would definitely take on the abilities of my favourite Unskippable hero, Running Away Man.
The ability to make my hair fall out and generate enough body heat to toast a bagel on my head.
Now, if you will excuse me, I am hungry for some reason. . .
Now, if you will excuse me, I am hungry for some reason. . .
The ability to turn other people's beards into sausages, but they're raw and every time you eat one, you get a hair in your mouth
Or, the ability to accurately and instantly count the amount of sheep there are in a field, but the field is on the other side of the world, and it can only happen when you've just woken up and aren't going back to sleep again...
Or, the ability to accurately and instantly count the amount of sheep there are in a field, but the field is on the other side of the world, and it can only happen when you've just woken up and aren't going back to sleep again...
The ability to shoot lightning out of my hands... after rubbing my feet on a carpet for an hour.
The ability to go one hour into the future but then I will have to go back one day in time... and thanks to the randomness of time the events of the day will not be the same.
The ability to use a random character's (from games, movies, books)abilities, but only when you are asleep.
The ability to go one hour into the future but then I will have to go back one day in time... and thanks to the randomness of time the events of the day will not be the same.
The ability to use a random character's (from games, movies, books)abilities, but only when you are asleep.