Pick a weapon any weapon

[Xprimentyl]

Or better yet, I'll take the Darkness! I know a few people who need their hearts chewed out through their sternums...

 

[TheAceTheOne]

That gun from painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning.

 

[dead.juice]

Blacklight virus

I could just walk into a military facility, eat a guy. then while hes being consumed I would point at someone and say Oh no you didn't! that's him over there!

That doesn't count! It's a virus that turns your body into a biological shapeshifting tool of mass destruction, not a weapon.

[BRAIN CELL REGROUP]
...wait-a-minute...
[BRAIN CELL: RECONSTRUCTED]
Ohh...nvfm...

I would point at someone and say Oh no you didn't!
rofl

 

[dead.juice]

That gun from painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning.

Wise decision...

 

[TheAceTheOne]

That gun from painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning.

Wise decision...

Anyone wanna tell me how it could get any better?

Anyone at all?

 

[dead.juice]

That gun from painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning.

Wise decision...

Anyone wanna tell me how it could get any better?

Anyone at all?

If it had boobs.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

That gun from painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning.

Wise decision...

Anyone wanna tell me how it could get any better?

Anyone at all?

If it had boobs.

And was on fire! *HIGHFIVE*
Edit: Before this is corrected, I am aware the phrase is "if it had tits and was on fire", but eh, what the hell.

 

[tycho0042]

I'll just go with the warhammer 40k Bolter. .75 calibur mass-reactive rocket rifle? yes please!

 

[dystopiaINC]

The Cain 920 from Mass Effect 2

I mean look at that thing... you cause a nuclear mini-explosion in front of you and aren't affect a little bit... AWESOME

darn ninjas got me again. so i'll go with my second choice, i lightsaber cuz i'm a star wars nerd through and through.

 

[dead.juice]

That gun from painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning.

Wise decision...

Anyone wanna tell me how it could get any better?

Anyone at all?

If it had boobs.

And was on fire! *HIGHFIVE*

*HIGHFIVE*

Edit: Before this is corrected, I am aware the phrase is "if it had tits and was on fire", but eh, what the hell.
Thank you for being the one to correct it.
I guess in America, boobs are more popular than tits.

 

[dead.juice]

The Cain 920 from Mass Effect 2

I mean look at that thing... you cause a nuclear mini-explosion in front of you and aren't affect a little bit... AWESOME

darn ninjas got me again. so i'll go with my second choice, i lightsaber cuz i'm a star wars nerd through and through.

Lightsaber!? Fuck! That's the one I was trying to think of. Now I'm stuck with Wookie dildo.

 

[kidd25]

the doctor. its sad, but without him their be nothing and yet he is one of the most dangerous thing know to the universe.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

atm I'd say just having the pack a punched version of any gun from CoD's Zombie mode would be badass...even the lamest special grenade(the nesting doll) of the grenades would kick ass

 

[Quantum Star]

The Blazefire Saber from Final Fantasy XIII. It's simultaniously a very classy sword and a very classy gun, not to mention it's just a badass weapon anyways.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

That gun from painkiller that shoots shurikens and lightning.

Wise decision...

Anyone wanna tell me how it could get any better?

Anyone at all?

If it had boobs.

And was on fire! *HIGHFIVE*

*HIGHFIVE*

Edit: Before this is corrected, I am aware the phrase is "if it had tits and was on fire", but eh, what the hell.
Thank you for being the one to correct it.
I guess in America, boobs are more popular than tits.

Man, I'm American too. I don't care either way, haha. Rock on brother, rock on.

 

[Drakmorg]

Spoiler: The Super-Heated Saturnite Fist

from NV Old World Blues.

It's like hitting someone with a truck that's on fire. Not to mention that it's big and glowy enough to scare off anyone with any sense.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Blacklight virus

I could just walk into a military facility, eat a guy. then while hes being consumed I would point at someone and say Oh no you didn't! that's him over there!

Definitely this. It would be great to absorb someone OMNOMNOM and then be him.

 

[Kuranesno7]

Either Fallout pistol that ripped off the Blade runner gun, Or Johnson from Shadows of the damned since he can turn into three guns.

 

[Lev The Red]

i'm torn between the portal gun and the gravity gun.

 

[Ivan Torres]

Arc Projector from Mass Effect 2, it's just so satisfying to see a giant electrical charge zap one enemy then transfer to the next, and then the next, and then the next...

Plus it makes super fun zappy noises!!!!!!!! EVERYONE LIKES ZAPPY NOISES!!!!!!